In unrelated outside news, good job on the previous thread. It lasted 12 hours, 13 minutes and 38 seconds.
Jaxon Price
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Kevin Nguyen
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Henry Lewis
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Easton Gutierrez
Never had a dog to try it out with, but apparently you're supposed to masturbate them occasionally, and if they hump in response then they might mount you if you get into position.
Though I think some people go the extra mile and somehow train their dog to knock them down and rape them.
Cameron Ortiz
my advice: if you're ever in a situation where you can off some filthy hooknose or a spearchucker, and you decide not to, then you should just off yourself instead.
Jose Hall
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Parker Green
that's pretty hot
Adrian Miller
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Jaxon Morgan
Start with an UNneutered dog. Neutered dogs have no interest in sex.
If you're male, it's more difficult since you can't do missionary position comfortably. Just play with his schlong a lot, let him mount you, make sure your ass is empty and lubed, and help him push inside. He'll figure it out after that. Be careful about being knotted, those knots can swell to enormous sizes and they'll rip your asshole to shreds. Probably best to hold him back a bit so that his knot doesn't go inside you.
If you're female, you can lay on your back and pull him on top of you, then plug him in pretty easily. If you're tight, be careful about the knot.
If you want to be mounted doggystyle, be careful about your posture. Just getting down on all fours isn't quite right, you want to look submissive and have your ass UP and your shoulders down.
There are plenty of videos. ZooSkool even put out an instructional guide (in SWF format) once upon a time. You might be able to find a link to a copy on BeastForum.
BTW, dogs pump out an enormous amount of cum. It's not just a little puddle that slides out as soon as you stand up, they pump you full until you're pressurized. You'll need to stick a tampon in to absorb the dripping goo for at least a day.
Easton King
What’s a knot feel like for a woman
Henry White
I was VERY careful to avoid it since that's not a part of the experience I had any interest in.
Noah Barnes
Oh fuck this lady’s actually done it
Uh shit, are their dicks any bigger?
David Rodriguez
I dunno, ask a woman.
Zachary Hill
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Josiah Hernandez
How do I get my parents to buy a big unneutered dog without sounding like I want to fuck it? They're planning on getting a dog but they're intent on getting a tiny dog; like, the size of a small cat.
Connor Cooper
Depends on the dog and depends on the man.
Dumbass.
Christian Green
Depends on the dog. The larger breeds, hell yes they're huge. Go look at some videos. Bilara and her great dane, for one suggestion.
Bentley Lopez
Tell them if they get you a dog with a big cock, you'll quit blowing guys behind the 7/11.
Xavier Howard
Well fuck this thread got illegal real fast.
Samuel Morgan
not illegal where I live
Josiah Adams
Illegal under US law and thereby not allowed on Sup Forums.
Inb4 404
Isaiah Brown
actually bestiality is regulated at the state level Here at the best place one Earth, aka Texas, we can fuck all the animals we like
Jackson Powell
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Jeremiah Miller
I kind of wish Texas was its own country. The US is total bullshit. In fact, any country with more than a hundred million people is awful, because the people at top are absolutely decadent, and so far above ordinary citizens that they really don't care about the common man.
Gavin Flores
P-please more isabelle
Lucas Baker
Baaa means no Texas
Ryan King
Not you too..
Charles Taylor
>it'd be pretty neat to make a compilation of life advice. >Anything we can use other than Google docs Depends on the type of interaction you want. If you want to let everyone to edit the doc check etherpad or protectedtext, but if you only want to share check pastebin
Kevin Lopez
Do you mean A. Baa means no, Texas. B. Baa means Texas is non-existent.
Move out, buy your own dog. If your mom wants to blow a toy poodle, that's her business.
Hunter Allen
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Nathan Long
>move out Sure, let me, a student, just magically get a decent job in an economy where everyone expects either a degree or experience.
I'm trying out Fiverr, but I needs some buyers to give me 5 star reviews before I can actually get people to come to me with jobs instead of begging people to give me jobs.
Angel Williams
Baa means yes!
a fluffy sheep is fine too
Actually one of the things that I like about living here is that we'd be quite well off if shit ever went down total collapse wwIII civil war two boogaloo style
Strong tech sector, large military, own supply of oil, large agricultural base, Texas rangers, etc. Plus a history of governmental autonomy, we were a sovereign nation once, we could manage it again. Most folks here identify as Texans first and foremost, and that kind of unity goes a long way in a geopolitical crisis.
>posts anthro with normal dildo >someone responds with an anthro with a huge dildo, montage parody music, and a meme filename What do you not get?
Chase Cook
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Cooper Jenkins
everything. i am not very sharp this time of day.
Jaxson Ortiz
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Jayden Nguyen
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James Torres
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John Jones
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Charles Williams
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Juan Thompson
>not a single skipped good thread
Brandon Murphy
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Grayson Gutierrez
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Hudson Davis
there we go...
Anthony Wilson
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Cooper Adams
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Hudson Walker
4ch just sent me an email reminding me to renew my 4ch pass.
For once I'm not gonna, since current pass is b&.
Will buy new pass once I figure out a way to wire the money over.
Carter Foster
What is this
Jackson Torres
My pass had a permaban attached to it for 3ish years that they decided to start enforcing last month. They actually approved my appeal this time though. Worth a shot.
Eli Sanders
Thread dumper I wrote, you can probably find something way better if you just google "Sup Forums thread dumper"
Jaxon Edwards
apparently some sort of image auto-downloader script or someshit
Isaiah Perez
But why? That's how you end up with a HDD full of CP
Cameron Williams
that
Jonathan Gutierrez
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Liam Gutierrez
I've had 4 permabans attached to mine for the past 3 years as well.
Won't bother appealing. Much better to just get a new pass and clear the baffles. At least it's more guaranteed to work rather than relying on an appeal.
Any idea why they decided to start enforcing our bans only last month?
>That's how you end up with a HDD full of CP Which is why I added a blacklisting feature, using either MD5 hash(supplied by the Sup Forums api) or filename(not recommended, as filenames are arbitrary)