I found wild weed growing, should i take it

I found wild weed growing, should i take it

not until it's ready to harvest

Take it and run

no it's illegal. you should go home and read a book. don't do drugs kids.

yes

if the growers aren't watching, then the cops are
>they know where you live now

fuck off

fuck yes take it
you missed at least 10 lethal booby traps on the way in
you fucking earned that weed
just be quiet so you don't alert any guards
and head out the way you came

L O L
>OP is a massive faggot

You know you have to go outside to find wild Marijuana growing right?

I hope you get shot faggot

That looks alot the one I found but thats not it

That's bullshit. They don't boobytrap weed fields. Hippies are all about peace and nonviolence.

I'm almost out. I kind of need to take it.

nice photoshop faggot

lurk moar faggot.

Any asshole who steals someone elses plants are fucking scum.

Are you really that inept that you cant put your own seeds in a hole in the dirt, pour water over it every few days and let the sun do all the work?

Plant thieves usually steal em too early anyways when there isnt even any THC production taking place yet.

If you cant grow a weeed, which essentially grows all on its own, and you need to steal it, youre worse than Hurricane FootLocker Niggers.

Fuck. You mean if I'd just flipped the image I could have got away with it?

You're lucky that place isn't booby trapped.

>which essentially grows on its own

not commercial variety
you're probably looking at $1000 in chemicals too

not for such a small amount of plants
usually bikers and gangs will set razorblades everywhere at the edge of the plants and barbed wire. if it were the cops they would just have taken the plants away since there is no proof to who it belong to

Ya.. but cartels, gang members, and territorial rednecks aren't.. hippies aren't the only ones growing pot in the middle of the forest

I found wild weed growing, should i take it

lol you're such an ass backwards prude little faggot

sure thing
and that is why the DEA and forest service don't team up with EOD units when they approach guerilla grows
fyi, a buried solar cell from a calculator wired to make a spark makes an excellent trigger device for a 55gal drum of diesel fuel and ammonia
lay that barrel on its side and bury the half facing away from the trail and you have an amazing way of taking out everyone on 20' of trail
not saying I ever ran cross one of those, or worked with any of those agencies

fuck

fuck that
you'd scorch the weed

You wouldn've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddlin kids.
And their retarded dog.

Scoooby Dabs!

>[strongly] implying that only hippies grow weed

Lay it a ways from your crop. I would rather burned weed than stolen weed.

The weed doesn't matter at that point.. if law enforcement finds it it's considered a lost crop. Its more about destroying evidence.

yeah but come on man
hippies with guns?
hahahahahahaha

Kek, that's only for people that are stupid and suck with plant biology.

>implying that isn't the last booby trap that is a last ditch effort to kill intruders and destroy evidence
more common bobby traps are simple bear traps, pit traps, shrapnel explosives, etc
and commercial grows usually have these a quarter mile out
and they are more dense on avenues of rapid approach; game trails, stream beds, ridges

At the pot store I go to, most outdoor stuff is shit that ends up getting sold at clearance.

>implying

I disvovered a field of weed. Should I pick it?

I didn't want to make a thread about this, and thought this shitty thread would be good enough

Who actually buys porn off of those bots that give kik and skype ids on omegle?

>greentext
>in a pot thread

he doesn't know what that means

Outdoor weed is top tier. Sadly they shittiest of growers like to grow outdoors more than indoors, so the average quality of it is way below par.

I just think it's funny OP thinks stoner hippies are going to shoot at him.

Yeah, when it is gangs that you and I are worried about. Funny shit

>being a faggot
>in a pot thread

pepe could use a few tokes actually
fucking anxiety ridden amphibian

>wild weed
There's no such thing. Enjoy getting killed by growers or raped by your cellmates in prison.

>This

>not smoking pot then reading classic lit and philosophy
ISHYGDDT

lol that wasn't even the pic i meant to post, pic related is(hopefully)

Gangs don't go in the woods, man. They'd get bugs in their headbands.

I love this thread. You and OP = very entertaining.

This is not a wine thread faggot.
You dun goofed.

>not getting the whole point of the meme
>shuddupfoo_mr_T.mp3

you need some tokes too user
are you out too?

paid $40 for this did I get ripped off?

>still being a faggot ass fruitcake

Yes--you have to go all the way out there to smoke it

Pot heads. Some of the most uptight fuckers I've ever known
hahahahaha

>extrapolating and projecting this much

Yeah, organized criminals totally wouldn't. Who else would plant crops out there and booby trap it? Hmm, really makes your brain think. Oh wait, gangs.

Most I know are chill, and they are humble about their vice.

faggot you need to roll up a fatty
now

How is pot a "vice?"
It gives us insight into a whole different way of looking at things.
And it really helps when you're bored.
Really helps. Like now.

That sounds like something someone really high and paranoid on weed would come up with.

Weird that I am not really high nor on weed. Also weird that you don't come up with any alternate theories. Perhaps you are so brain-fried from weed and you are incapable of conjuring ideas, or is it that you are merely a halfwit incapable of original thought.

reminds me

>vice
I take back my usage of vice, chill man, have another cone or joint or whatever

Fucking pot heads. They sound so much like their parents when they're almost out of weed.

Whatever I'm smoking, it's super creeper. I'm just starting to get really blitzed.

If there's seeds, then take some and grow your own. Look up on yt how to properly grow your own weed. It's kinda complicated, but information-wise is super interesting.

You are just repeating yourself. If I was high, I would find double the amount of amusement from your idiocy. No, I am not strung out because I am almost out of weed.

Dude, I'll bet you get triggered if you found your furniture got moved over a couple of inches.

I always get wrecked by that type of stuff, because I will smoke more and more until I am high. Than I a fried, because it all hits me. Fun times.

just take a couple nugs and leave the rest bro its common courtesy

That's where I'm at now. Time to brew up some coffee.

you dont know about the hippie mafia then

Well, it would depend on where it occurred. If it was in the common areas, no big deal. If it was in my room, that would me someone I am living with had entered my room, probably without my permission. If they were in my room with my permission, I wouldn't get mad.

this is an illegal drug. do not touch it.

you fucking stick it in the dirt and water it its not that hard to grow a plant

What do you do when you get this blazed?

and let me guess--you reach for your gun.

drink orange juice
weirdly it mellows you out

Not nearly enough. Usually I'd go outside but it's been storming all day.

What? No. I will talk to them, like a reasonable person. Why do American's immediately think about grabbing their guns or a weapon?

ikr?
uh hey man you're taking my pot man
that's not cool
wow hands are a trip man

That is good for you. Feels like drinking OJ for me. The weed mellows me out...

I sometimes get creative outbursts while high. Might do some programming, write or design something. And other times I will laze around like some fat sleepy cat. I love going for walks around this nearby lake when super blazed

because you've been posting like an American Alpha Male(tm) who doesn't suffer fools gladly, thought I'd put some icing on that cake. :^)

long views across bodies of water are excellent while high

>humble
I think you mean "Won't fucking shut up about it." Potheads are (almost) worse than vegans. Case in point:

Who doesn't suffer fools gladly?
How am I meant to read that?

growing a plant is totally different from growing killer shit you buy from a dealer

They are beautiful in general, but are enhanced by weed for sure.

Now looking over that body of water on shrooms is something else.

Pot breaks those sorts of barriers down, user. When we smoke we think of all kinds of goofy shit we don't take seriously.
You definitely need a packed bowl. Wish I could help.

It depends on what you want. As long as it has a decent amount of THC in it, like >10% you should get high. Especially if you don't have a tolerance.

You fuckers get drunk and break shit. How is that cool?

I am gonna get some buds soon. It has been a few weeks since I smoked. Is it all the pent up aggression that tipped you off?

I've been smoking stuff around 18-21%. You need to do more than just toss that shit in the ground, user. It takes TLC and an investment of at least 50-100 bucks.
Growing it indoors? Add another 1200.

No worries. It's just interesting seeing the contrast of the two worlds. Hope your state legalizes it.

I am a different user by the way. I don't think it is as easy planting, and in 3-6 months poof there is a plant.

You need to look after plants. I haven't grown weed, but I maintain a garden at home, and have grown plants from seeds before. Without proper attention to detail you can easily underwater or drown a plant. Also, you need to be concerned about bugs and parasites if you are growing outside.

lol b@it johnyhash's 2010 guerilla grow.