I run a bulletproof hosting service, ask me anything except for the location of my hardware

I run a bulletproof hosting service, ask me anything except for the location of my hardware.

What is the location of those awesome shelves

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What is yout purpose?

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Spam is so 90s - early Aughts.

this

What kind of hardware and software do you run

What are you planning you cheeky fuck

what? I am drunk. I think this is great quastion aactually so kys bitcj.

What DDOS protection service you use?

Hosting litteraly everything my customers want without restrictions made possible by my unique location.

Are those spare blades or did you run out of racks

Are traps gay?

What is adjacent to the building that houses those majestic shelves?

how much do you make monthly?

Have you ever actually tried shooting one of those?
Because I don't think they're really bulletproof, I think you got scammed.

>I run a bulletproof hosting service, ask me anything except for the location of my hardware.
What is the address of your place of employment?

traffic mitigation, coming down to 4 people constantly monitoring traffic and being able to send malicious traffic into a 'black-hole'.

lol xD

Do you host any private wow servers?

What is the IP address and admin password?

Answering your question would expose my locations wihtin a couple of google searches.

What are those things on the front of the racks? temperature monitors?

What's with the shit tier blades and data hall?

what have you shot the servers with to prove they are "bulletproof"

I take it your out of the United States but have access to a Fiber Optic ISP. Can't host a storage facility on a fucking ADSL line

Are you still running racks of fucking PE1950s?
So by bulletproof you mean if you stood on one side of the rack and I stood on the other, the bullet wouldn't penetrate the 1950 and kill me?

For monitoring temps indeed.

Indeed not in United States, Europe.

what size bullets have you tested on it?

Biggest hint i could give is that my racks would withstand a nuclear blast.

op takes one dick in the mouth, and another in the ass, and calls it middle-out compression.

Hey server admin buddy what do you think of my server rack ? Hosting plex and all my personal stuff.

>I run a bulletproof hosting service, ask me anything except for the location of my hardware
OP: How much traffic outbound? Do you actually own the building too, or just colo?

>2017
>manually monitoring
>blackholing
What kind of bullshit operation is that

Looks solid for a mediaserver.

I am gonna have to ask you to leave OP.

>coming down to 4 people constantly monitoring traffic and being able to send malicious traffic into a 'black-hole'
So you are from africa?

Swiss fag detected.

You know that by those pictures alone you can be identified. This battery system is very particular and doesn't exist in hundreds of places ...

Yeah, no. Youre really not that special. Ive met plenty of people who do the same shit. Like congrats, you own private servers. Literally anyone do it

No, he has 4 people constantly reading requests and if someone has more than 2 requests per seconds he gets sent into a black hole. That is african style of hosting.

Your a Russia hacker..

how many GB of CP?

The HVAC is setup like shit and very unique in appearance. About the only thing which looks generic are the cabinets.
That's not even remotely bulletproof, it's a disaster waiting to happen.

Got a vmware hypervisor running with omv & openhab also I love this kind of stuff. The tricky part is having stuff like that secured using a firewall with a stinky isp who only allows use of it's house modem ... isp is using separate vlans for hsi, voip & iptv, messes everything up, also the shitty dns table of the modem gets stuck every 48 hours so I have to reboot it ...

The posted battery rack is in a server farm in a swizz bunker north of the alps. OP doesn't own it, it is state controlled and protected by military. There all banking data is backed up. Even the us stores data in there. You need security checks from swiss, germany, italy, france and the us at least to work in there.

But isint that what you want?

Bunker ventilation with no blast valves?
>bulletproof
No.

are you the guy from /diy/ who bought an abandoned missile silo?

Side note: germany has the backup node. It is about 10km2 big and has only storage server. Worked there and storage was not as hard as in the nuke bunker.

I love watching everyone shut the OP down. Hes so confident but he doesnt know shit about operating a room full of servers

up to 10 gbps , i own the building.

because of the amount of people having physical ( + by law) acces i ought the chance to be identified by it extremely low.

You are retarded for not knowing modern traffic mitigation.

>are you the guy from /diy/ who bought an old underground bunker?

BunkerBro threads were awesome

It is indeed located in a bunker but it was formerly NATO owned, not even close to Switzerland. Might want to lay of the crack m8.

And one leaky pipe will fuck the whole thing up. The cooling system is pure shit.
This looks like something feom 30 years ago built by someone with no concept of proper datacenter design.

That's not me.

Yeah, it was built during cold war and the only purpose is to save banking data and then shut down the servers, till electricity is back up or the banking server respond again

>You are retarded for not knowing modern traffic mitigation.
Wat? I can write you a 100 line code mitigating those attack vectors. Every modern company uses automated authentication reports. Let me guess: your guys have to battle ddos by hand?

What the fuck does a boolean do

Dude, that physical setup is seriously crap. If someone tried to sell me rack space in a facility like that I'd cause them physical harm for wasting my time.

It might be physically secure, but it's vulnerable to a wide variety of operational issues that modern datacenters solved decades ago.

But the security?! The speed is shit, but your data will survive a nuke.

Stop saying indeed. Also, checked.

That shit is older than your grand mother wooden dildo!

you act like she hasn't worn the wood down past the point of being able to give you splinters in your feminine penis. thank grandma, don't chastise her

Op you're fucking retarded. Try to roleplay better.

It's the "Cyber Bunker", and you dont own it.
www cyberbunker com

Can it block a .50 cal?

Bump,
i want to know too.

Did you read the thread? People were mocking him for every post. Only one or two newfags believed him

Don't tell me it's still 1 blade - 1 server

I think you missed the ~Warning, LARPing ahead~ banner at the top of this board on the top basket weaving forum of all of thailand, so let me include it in this post

Sup
Sven Kamphuis

remember that time OP was fag?

"Cyberbunker" declared bankruptcy in 2014, "BunkerInfra" did in 2015.. guess who's turn it is.

nonono.

You clusterfuck them all together and then run a bunch of VMs on top.

This still gives you 1 server per blade, but with 10x the overhead.

If it's bullet proof, you don't mind us testing your service, right?

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Please fuck off. The bunker project is gone. EU laws want every hoster to have an imprint, data policy and their address.
You know you can be reported for 400k fees and at least two years for not storing logfiles?

Incorrect. CyberBunker is building an underground facility in Germany and are currently looking for volunteers.

>volunteers
moot pls my hotpockets just cooled

You know the bunker is NATO territory, still .. right ?

What incorrect? Did you read the new data protection law of this year?

Not having any imprint gives you at least a fine of 20k if not owning a website.
Bunker is a TMG provider.
Do it please, I want to report you for the lulz. As service provider you should maybe know that you have obligations.

The data protection laws don't apply to everyone.
Just look at Ecatel. They still host child pornography and have NOT a single person involved has been incarcerated because of connections to people in the Russian Government.

Life is a game. It's not fair. Criminals run the world and if you think otherwise you're sadly mistaken.

gigabit internet in europe stays in europe user, don't worry. the bunker wont push more than bits on the megabyte to any NATO country. user is ISDN level blip on their radar

Local law > country law > continental law > international law
I want to see someone in court telling us other nato countries also allow it.

>What is interpol
>In what country legislation of a server has to be met
As said, try it. The current law would have made wikileaks into scraps by law. But maybe you are not interesting enough for them. Just be sure to pay those 200k

>interpol

Anymore serious questions ?

take a picture of your dick against one of those water pipes or fuck off OP, this is our thread now

do any mining?

I am female

tits and water pipes or gtfo

No.

It takes me 4 days to drive to my bunker.

then give tits and timestamp at your current location, as it stands the only claim in this thread is being female. so prove it, or fuck off

Obviously not me.

if you are OP, you are not immune. either
or fuck off

Faggot, I am trying to save your sorry escuse of a thread and you are stopid enough to not realize it.
For sure you don't own any server farm. You are just stupid.