I was at the urinal today and my boss made a comment about how I pull my balls out of my pants when I pee. I never really thought about it before, but now I'm a little embarrassed. Just thought this was normal, but now I don't know.
Anybody else have their balls out to pee? Is it really that weird?
Jeremiah Phillips
i do that too honestly if your boss commented on how you take your dick out ya pants to piss, kinda seems like he's the really weird one
Christian Scott
I do that too, just more freedom for my balls
Henry Scott
Just a second, let me put the safety on. Fucking Krieger and his idiot mods. That very clearly says "safe" even Krieger isn't that insane.
Logan Johnson
it doesn't really matter what is normal when it comes to pulling your balls out when you pee but looking at other dude's dicks while they pee is definitely not normal in fact I think you might have a sexual harassment settlement sitting in your lap
Nolan Jenkins
Nah man. It's nice to air your balls a bit when you're having a piss.
Wyatt Williams
Depends on the pants that im wearing.
Jaxson Gomez
This, if the zipper pinches my balls, fuck that
Isaiah Barnes
My boss never looks at my balls when I pee.
Joshua Stewart
Neither does mine :(
Ryder Butler
Do you get to watch your boss piss, too?
Mason Gutierrez
You prob have a small dick user if its less than 5in flaccid your sack is getting in the way. Im a girl I know what small looks like.
Grayson Gray
tits or gtfo
Isaiah Brooks
"get" is less accurate than "have"
Evan Williams
You're a faggot
James Martinez
The only time I pull my balls out is if I'm wearing shorts and I gotta pull them down in the front. Otherwise that's weird.
Blake Hernandez
You're a faggot trap cunt
James Gray
Least i dont have a small dick
Grayson Diaz
Fuck THIS shit!!!! The FUCK??? Is your boss a HOMO??? Does he have an opinion on whether you're cut/uncut??? RULE # FUCKING 1 at the urinal... EYES FUCKING FRONT AND LEVEL!!!
Ethan Taylor
Copypasta
Mason Wilson
>my boss made a comment about how I pull my balls out of my pants when I pee
Tell her to mind her own business.
Christopher Hughes
>This Small dicks bounce. Big dicks swing
Charles Martin
I'm 31 and I still drop my pants to my ankles at the urinal as I've done since the first grade. It means you don't have to be awkward about grabbing your balls and pulling them out, just let the pants drop.
Thomas Perez
your boss propably has small balls so he dosen't want to see big balls dangling around him because of jealousy, when i go pee i pull pants all the way down so people can see my perfect ass, its pretty beta just take wiener out.
Jace Howard
I pull my balls out too man. It stops your pants from pressing on the urethra, preventing the otherwise inevitable last drop in your pants issue. Also your boss is a fag for checking out your junk.
Michael Reyes
pffffft, nothing wrong with seeing how inferior other men are to you
Elijah Roberts
I can't pee without my balls out. Who the fuck does your boss think he is?
Christopher Cook
Damn how close was he? Was he on his knees taking notes? Boss or not I would have asked him WTF.
Justin King
>on his knees taking notes /r/inging this from any artfags lurking
Jason Green
You're boss wants ur cock
Brandon Martin
OP I think this was his way of saying he wants to suck on them balls.
Juan Rivera
That doesn't even make sense, you are a retard. If his dick was too small he would leave his testicles tucked in. Use your head. tits or gtfo
Evan Phillips
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Brandon Morales
Yeah. What's up with a boss doing that? Sounds creepy.
I also free my boys up when I piss. Good for them to have a bit of fresh air. Double bonus if I'm outdoors then they get some sunlights and maybe a bit of breeze. I'm a fucking swamp down there and they need as much help as they can get to stay as fresh as possible.