I gotta go jerk off. Be right back

I gotta go jerk off. Be right back.

Okay. I'll just be hangin' around.

I gotta ship a package. Be right back.

I'll just be hanging around in this thread a bit with my dick in my hand, listening to INXS.

dibs on his stuff.

Hey, I'm gonna make a fast beer run. You guys want anything while I'm out?

It's funny because that's how they died.

"I'm going to Disneyland..."

Just going for a drive....

Be there in a minute guys I'm almost done cleaning my shotgun

Yeah get me some blow would ya?

Brb jews

Just need to kill this Harry Potter kid and I win

Be right with you guys. I need to take my meds

I'll just be here with a belt around my neck fatally jacking off. Did i do it right?

I gotta take my shot. BRB

Just doing a gram of coke and some morph to take the edge off

Oh shit, I'm late... Better floor it... See you guys ther-

look at that ray! isn't she a beauty!
KRIKEY !

BRB, wait for me.

I don't have time for you guys I'm at a party drinking punch having a good time.

We're doing a strike on ISIS. Be back in a couple days.

bro, too soon
there are some lines you just don't cross

I'm gonna finish off this last slice of pizza if no one wants it!

Would You?

BRB going to find the root of this secret society that runs the FED

The receptions cutting out, I'll be back on after the tunnel.

you're both rotten as fuck and will burn in hell for what you've done here tonight

Sup bros? AMA just gonna take a bath

He's cute. Does he have a girlfriend?

>Kurt isn't dead

BRB. Going to kill myself because my wife fucked the asian guy in my shitty band

Which universe did you come from?

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