ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / UNPOP OPINIONS / GENERAL DEGENERACY

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / UNPOP OPINIONS / GENERAL DEGENERACY

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Fuck off fbi

interpol actually

I jerk off every night and it feels like a chore, helps me fall asleep though

I'm leaving my wife in the next 2.5 months. She is severely overweight and has let it affect our relationship for too long. She was thicc and amazing when I first got with her and put on over 150lbs. As soon as she's ok on her own I'm moving the fuck across the country.

Legend. Do it man. Don’t waste your life with some fat cunt. Time to live!!!!

Ive fucked 5 girls past month..

All thinks they are special

I'm a huge furfag and I post my cock on reddit all the time.

bmppp

I suked off a dog, mutually masterbated with a friend (also male), and suked my best friends dick while he was sleeping... 5 times. Not in chronological order

why german? japs did just as much if not more fucked up war crimes. toy how?

There is hope for you

My wife is cheating on me, but she doesn't know I know. I always wanted her to cuck me. I don't know who the guy is yet but I'm hoping it's her boss.

...

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I feel you bud. My wife is ballooning. I've tried everything to get her active over the years. Hiking, walking, jogging, kayaking, biking. She always tries it, then stops. It frustrating being weighed down (hyuk hyuk) by your partner whe you're trying to stay active and healthy. You have kids?

18, known ive been trans since 16, questioned it since 10, wanna tell my parents so much, never seems like the right time. maybe tomorrow.
>pic related: me

I love the hell out of my wife, but I love the dick more...

>only a few die each time
what is your minimum minimum casualty count goal? 1000?

Anymore of this? I dig it.

She changed jobs six months ago, about three months ago she went to a conference with some coworkers. One of them is a woman friend of hers on FB and in the background of a pic in a bar she posted I can see my wife kissing a guy. It's not obviously her, but I can tell it is.

Since then she works late once a week and lies about going to the gym when i know she's gone somewhere else.

I fantasize about committing murder all the time.
Not out of anger, I'm happy with my life.
I have money, my own place, girlfriend, socially accepted..

Don't know why but killing people is my dream.

fucking hot.

any pics of her? i absolutely love cheating women. Something super sexy about a woman that just needs some good cock.

just imagine how wet she gets fucking him.

Check her panties to see if they have cum in them.

How long have you been together?

deep down, every person hates every person

Five years, met at uni, married three years ago.

She does get sopping wet when she's horny. We've always had a good enough sex life, she doesn't have to fake orgasms. I guess she just needs a lot of cock.

Have you ever caught her.. or think she had.. cum in her that you didn't put there?

I feel shame after mastrubating cuz it feels like im reinforcing the fact that im not good with women and have low self esteem

Abusing addeal leads me to porn binges for the last year and a half. I almost always binge on porn when this happens

I think im depressed in that everythi in my life and mind is an attack on me. Everything frightens me. Im finding it harder to socialize.

Unable to get over my environmentally observational anxiety. I feel like ive chsnged myself so much that ive given myself anxiety via weed and porn use. I feel lile i can never be fixed.

Weed is literally tbe only thing (find it hard to meditate) that calms me down. But then you could say that i used weed enoigh to the point where my brain has associated relaxition with weed, thus im socially paranoid a lot of the time.

What i took from tonigbt though was that how you think about your life is how you will feel about it.

How has the sex been between you 2 for the last 3 months or so? Better? Or does she not want if from you so much now?

leaving your wife because she's overweight.
lol
you really take those vows seriously, don't you.
let me guess - you're young af

Since you have no idea what being a woman is like, why can't you be satisfied in being a "feminine" man?
Why not expand the definition of "man" instead of trying to fit yourself into the definition of "woman?

>Something super sexy about a woman that just needs some good cock.
>I guess she just needs a lot of cock.

She's not a guy.
It's about ATTENTION, not anything else.

Grow up, guys.

Unpopular opinion: i like shark fin soup amd think its great and wouldn't mind if sharks go extinct. Hope they do actually. No more fear of being rip to pieces when swimming in the ocean.

I fantasize about having a secret club where 8-10 dudes, including myself, go to a house in masks, and jerk off together, several times, over the course of a few hours, and everyone cums on a sheet of some kind, and I frame and collect the sheets. Ideally, it would have occult, fraternal undertones. This is my greatest fantasy, as in, nothing gets me off stronger.

But then there will be no shark fin soup left.

Sex has been fine, we've always done it several times a week, good variety and not just bed sex.

No, she has been very careful about covering her tracks. Nothing on her phone or laptop. I'm kinda hoping she doesn't leave a trail that I'd have to pretend not to notice. I don't know how I'd start he conversation where I say "I know I'm being cuckolded, and I don't mind"

>i like shark fin soup
it's just cartilage, so you could get exactly the same soup from cow cartilage or pig cartilage, or making soup from the upper and lower lateral cartilage in your own nose.
They're almost certainly calling it shark, charging you for shark, but making it from cow cartilage.

In all these years here, I've never read anything like that.

Do you think she has fucked him at your place?

When I think of my life up to now I realize it's all been pointless thus far. I look at the opportunities before me and feel simple indifference. What I often think would be modaterly fun is world domination

was this close to sexually harassin my lil sister as a horny 13 yo
like a telenovela older sister was looking over the corner
don't know til this day who knows what

if i had gotten with it things would have been different

She could have done, she knows she's got a few hours on Saturdays where I'm at football. I travel a bit with my work but not often overnight.

I feel like I have a weird addiction to Minecraft videos

My wife has been getting fucked by our chocolate lab for the last two years.

We haven’t told anyone, we live in a smaller town.

Your idea for her to do it? Did she take much convincing?

My idea, yeah. I brought it up when we were both drunk. She wanted to see some porn of it, and brought up trying it maybe 4 months later.

Once thought of blackmailing my old sis. Got a somewhat dirty pic of her (Not full nude) I would just get an anonymous FB account, Threaten her telling where she lives, the time she comes out, name of her son, mom's name, y' know, telling her i know her very well and have been watching her. Goal? Get nudes, Videos, all that crap. I'm sick and probably the plan itself is pretty stupid.

Nice! Does she really like it or does she do it just for you? How often does he fuck her?

lowkey feel like killing myself.

lowkey feel like killing other people.

It feels good for her. I help and watch mostly lol. He fucks her msyve 3-4 times a month.

>Have an old phone that died
>Still got the SD from it
>Fucking year has passed, Got a new phone that can store an SD card (One i had before couldn't)
>Remember i had some fucked up shit in that SD, like beheadings, CP, Was in *one* of those WA groups
>check the vids
>CP, Gore, Zoophilia.
>There's a video that seems sightly normal on the preview
>''Huh, What's this?''
>Open up, turns out to be actual rape (Or at least a very fucking realistic one)
>Girl cries out and yells in pain, asks for help desperately
>guy just beats her everytime she screams
I developed a kind of liking for rape but... It's only a fantasy of mine, right? T-This is a bit more serious...
>End up fapping to it.
>Nut a lot
>Feel sick because of that

Wish I could find me a wife like that. Can she cum from it or is it too quick for her?

Would you watch her get fucked by another guy in your own bed?

I let my best friend lose his virginity by fucking my unconscious girlfriend.

You are a fucking bro, I hope i had a friend like you

Good friend you are

He jumps for maybe 1-3 minutes lol. She doesn’t cum from that. He stays tied around 10 minutes or so. This is when she cums.

The true Friend

Respect.

Can you be my best friend please?

Lol thanks. I figured, what's the harm. She'll never know and he gets laid. It's a win-win.

my new girlfriend got mad at me for talking about how another woman brought me food at work...

she gets out of bed, gets dressed, grabs her purse and walks out of my house at 2am and starts walking down the street

I throw some shorts on and chase after her, i convince her to come back and apologize for bringing it up

when we get back in the house i whoop her ass for trying to leave me

then i bang the shit out of her and she tells me she's sorry and she'll never do it again

If I could, yes. I don't think there's anything I'd like more. I'm getting more and more into the cuckold thing and I wish I knew other cucks to discuss it with.

Lol sure, he was a special case though. 19 year old kissless virgin, I felt bad for him.

How did she feel about what she did after the first time? Did she only want it to be a 1 time try or was she OK from the start for it to be a regular thing for her?

Did he cum in her pussy? How old was your GF? How long ago did it happen?

Shit dude

My best friend is the same but i dont have any GF and still a virgin :^)

I will remember this, if i fucking ever get the chance to do that, I will. My bro is worth it. He's sleeping next right to me rn, Had to pick him up after the key of the house he lives in was lost and no one was opening the door lol

>remember when I was 18 on Sup Forums
>every day I'd browse Sup Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

story is very likely not real but theoretically how old was everyone?

What your wife is a travesti?

He did, she was also 19, this was 4 years ago.
Yeah man, be a goof friend, help hm out if you can.
Lol it's real, if I was lying I'd come up with something more interesting. I was 20, they were both 19.

enjoy worrying about rape charges for the next 20 years. do you not read the fucking news?

Feet

childhood friend turned junkie stole my coin collection...

i poured gas all inside his piece of shit car and set it on fire

then stole his atv with a friend of mine and sold it for dirt cheep with no paperwork on craigslist

then smashed all the windows in the RV he was living in

She felt a little shame but it didn’t last long. She was mainly aroused and a little shamed. At first we had no plans honestly. After a few times we basically made it a regular thing.

Bros b4 hoes

I do read the news, yeah, but she has no idea and can't possibly know unless he tells her like an idiot.

>what's the harm
Uh prison bro.

Lol. You're on Sup Forums. You're a virgin like all of us.

Did he cum quick are or was he able to give her a good fuck?

Prison is just a room nigga

I highly doubt you have the ability to make up a better story and this is the best you can do. ill give you an effort point though, 1/10

ive had the barrel of my gun to my head multiple times and never had the guts to pull the trigger

Uh dude she has no way of knowing.
I let him go twice. First time he came quickly. Second time he gave her a good fuck, played with her a bit.
Lol dude okay then

>unless he tells her like an idiot
>unless he tells her
never in history has this happened

I dig women like this.

Shit mang. Does your life suck? I think it's your time to talk about that shit without being judged and all.

Yeah that's my point. Unless you were being sarcastic, which I don't get because he had no reason to do so.

What did you drug her with? Or what did you do exactly for her to be unconscious?

Does she ever do it while you're at work or something or do you always watch? Any sex "rules" about it or are you both casual about what she does?

>cow cartilage soup
shark fin fans cucked

She was passed out drunk. The three of us were at a party together, she had way too much to drink (as usual).

Did he try and get you to let him fuck her another time? Does he have a GF now? He owes you, drug and fuck his GF now.

>Lol dude okay then
it's nothing personal, i just like to point out obvious bullshit and rile up the poster into maximum damage control mode

Shit dude, Drunk people is dangerous, they might wake up randomly when you are trying something funny

Guess the adrenaline just made it more exciting.

Is you GF slutty? How many guys had she fucked?

do you like Facebook?
I can't fucking stand it.
But you know who would have LOVED it?
My best friend from high school.
But she never got to see it, because she killed herself before it was invented.
Lesson: the future will surprise you, so don't fucking kill yourself....not to mention that the first Christmas after she died (so, 10 months after her death), her mom killed herself because she couldn't face Christmas without her daughter.
That left 1 completely crushed father and my best friend's now completely crushed and lost brother.

You wouldn't believe how much shit a suicide fucks up, bro.
Stay with us.

She’s done it when I’m not there but she can’t always get him to knot.

Not sure about the rules thing. We don’t really have any

He never asked again, he understood it was a big thing I was doing for him. He gained a bit of confidence after that, started dating. No gf at the moment but he's not the perms organ he was then.
She was really really fucked up though. Like completely out. And I was right there if she started to stir.
Not that slutty no. She had 3 guys before me.