I’m new to Sup Forums, can someone please explain this fucking website?

I’m new to Sup Forums, can someone please explain this fucking website?

you post your home adress and people send you stuff

Post your ass in a thong, faggot.

Then you get answers.

You post autistic works of fiction for your and other anons enjoyment. See that blue button called 'Catalog'? That's your best friend. It's important and exciting to acknowledge repeating digits in your post number, but only the ones that are at the end (your post has no dubs). Anything over 'dubs' is better. Sup Forums is separated into many boards, depending on what the topics of discussion the forum is designated for. Sup Forums is random, /fit/ is fitness, /gif/ is pornography (nsfw gifs), Sup Forums is for technology, etcetera. The boards are either SFW (blue boards) or NSFW (this board for example). To reply to a post, you click on the post number (No. yadayada). To tell stories, you use green text
>which can be done by putting a right facing arrow in front of what you're going to tell.
You also want to use memes as often as possible, pic related. Feel free to make your own content. Liking traps and anti-semitism is the norm. You can try to question the norm, but you might be labeled 'bait'. Bait is a post that is purposefully contrarian to get a response. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

OP is an animal that thinks new fags allowed to post without an ass / boob pic verification.

Are you serious? Threads like this make me want to be a hero a little more every day.

This board is for the discussion of the prevalence of gender fascism within modern popular discourse about identity politics. Also a lot of trap threads, rating dicks and rekt. Just the normal everyday discussions that everyday people enjoy really.

Whoops, I meant pic related.
Also checkem.

>newfag

Sup Forums is a place to keep in touch with loved ones, build lasting connections with the community, develop a sense of cultural identity and establish professional networks in your field of choice.

Without Sup Forums, society as we know it would collapse.

We exchange revenge porn for bumps of cocaine

It's a shitty place where shitty people go to to look at pictures of memes, gore, anime and way too much trap and cuck porn while complaining that the shitty memes and porn threads were better back when they first found the site because they were retarded teenagers then and are blinded by nostalgia. Sup Forums used to have more original memes than now but has always sucked, and there are various boards dedicated to specific topics that vary from being militantly on topic like the waifu 3dpd animue haven of Sup Forums which bans people for not sucking enough desu dicks per thread, to what the fuck even is this board anymore i though it was for my vidya Sup Forums to the pure cancer of teenage autism that oldfags pretend was great back in the day /s4s/ and the watered down autism of nupepe /bant.

Fuck off

>you
>are
>a
>fucking
>god

Oh please, fucking do it. pull the trigger or eat some razor blades i don't care but please just fucking end it you waste of space.

Leave and dont ever come back here. Its trash, everyone here are indistinguishable from edgy children. It isn't worth the effort to learn anything about this place.

Please don't push liking traps as being the norm, it's far from it.

Don't you dare praise someone for showing how to greentext you ƃɐɟʍǝu lɐssoloɔ

>bait

>The boards are either SFW (blue boards) or NSFW (this board for example)
Don't forget to tell him about the illegal boards that can only be accessed by oldfags.

No, lurk and learn like everyone else faggot.

Yes I agree with all of you...

Cucks

he said, not understanding.

Fuck off, i fuck you up fucking pillowface

I eat your eyeballs and rape your body

COME TO ME

>I’ll do whatever I fuking pls bith

Checked. You're not supposed to mention those until the newfag has lurkedmoar.

Shit sry I’ll forget about it

Oh no, I'm gonna be the big old badass saying the secret of the hidden boards

>they don't fucking exist
once upon a time there was a text only board that you needed to have the url for but that's been dead I think since like 2010 or something and the rumors of a secret board after that were fake to begin with.
inb4 he doesn't know bout the secret board
fuck off troglodyte

we are all friends here and we fucking hate each other, also lurk moar

Hey, is calling, they want their autism back.

Friends you say?

>Admiting you're new
Don't ever do that

is question and autism that secret board of yours?
or is it >>>/j/ ?

Just like water and oil

/r9k/ is the place for social misfits and outcasts to wallow in self pity. I didn't learn that until a good 3 months of lurkin (wtf is robot 9 thousand?). Robot is a term used for a social outcast, misfit, antisocial or sociopath that tries to mimic human emotions, or simply displays none. Also an interesting board, as you cannot post something that is already posted, i.e. a duplicate.

>Doesn't know about secret board.

Close user. There is one, but it's not on this site. There is a sort of clue that directly leads to it though.

off by one

Sorry man I need it so I can fight other autists

yup you'll fit in just right there

>falling for the bait

We shall make a beautiful garbage fire

Good to know... shall I leave now or stay and spread my autistts here

the secret board is r/Sup Forums

That depends, if you get off on cucks your autism would be contained in threads here, if you get off on incest run to the robits, if you get off on ponies go search for that containment board

lurk moar

Sup Forums is generally the boot camp for most new shitposter recruits. It's one of the most active boards too, so your autism will dissipate in a sea of shit. Stick around for a while. Or just open a new tab you fucking newfag.

ponies belong in /mlp/ and /trash/ for nsfw. Don't ask me how I know that.

don't feed the Sup Forumsfags and lead them slowly back to their cages if you find one

don't get trolled by the bots

chekked

Don't post until you're indistinguishable from the rest of the stupid fucking faggots that post here, lurk moar

You know you could just look at the Sup Forums home page, it shows the different boards. or just hover the cursor over the links.

>thinking we don't know about your furry waifu fap habits

learn to tri-force....then we talk...faggot

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>You post autistic works of fiction for your and other anons enjoyment. See that blue button called 'Catalog'? That's your best friend. It's important and exciting to acknowledge repeating digits in your post number, but only the ones that are at the end (your post has no dubs). Anything over 'dubs' is better. Sup Forums is separated into many boards, depending on what the topics of discussion the forum is designated for. Sup Forums is random, /fit/ is fitness, /gif/ is pornography (nsfw gifs), Sup Forums is for technology, etcetera. The boards are either SFW (blue boards) or NSFW (this board for example). To reply to a post, you click on the post number (No. yadayada). To tell stories, you use green text
>>which can be done by putting a right facing arrow in front of what you're going to tell.
>You also want to use memes as often as possible, pic related. Feel free to make your own content. Liking traps and anti-semitism is the norm. You can try to question the norm, but you might be labeled 'bait'. Bait is a post that is purposefully contrarian to get a response. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

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>zalgo
>bubble
>having wordfilters
damn this must be old

now how do I triforce?

Dat smell

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>tineye
>google images
yep, super old

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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youre gonna need a bigger hook

Almost

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

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Your a faggot by default. Niggers post replies letting you know of your faggotry.

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in the end its all about getting dubs while posting this:


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shit son

but the bubble, upside down and zalgo text


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why didn't you guys mention the fact that it used to default to the home page of the board when posting. That shit was the worst ever.

holy shit man...i bet you even surprized yourself...well done faggot,,well done.
now go play lotto numbers or get scratch lottery cards

shut up nerd and check em

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I meant this

neega..ytou couldnt do that again if you kept trying for the next 50 years

congrats on the high point of your day, user

does anyone know how to blank post?????

post bobs n vagin

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god dam you

im an old fag,,that was nothing...dont fuck with me

fuck u motherfucker eat my ass bitch

Sup Forums is the last site that allows freedom of speech.

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whoa hahaha

holy shit, I got trips and double dubs.

wrong, you got nothing, because the last digit is one, making all other numbers irrelevant

i guess only b has freedom of speech

you say one thing wrong in Sup Forums and you get banned

Sup Forums is essentially reddit now

and Sup Forums is being bombarded by democrat bots everyday.

>democrat bots
ha

>tfw all of those were me

What else is it? It's some kind of bot that keeps spamming Sup Forums unless Sup Forums itself is spamming those bots

hey there fagpiss, I was referring the reference of my referentiably checked dubs and trips by checker user you piss fagger

HOLD THE FUCK UP

jeez my bad

he ha'd because he runs most of those bots. I recognize his trip.