Hi Sup Forumsros need some advice.
I am about to smoke weed for the first time later today and im wondering if you can give me any advice? Cheers lads
Hi Sup Forumsros need some advice
Don’t forget to breathe
have water on hand and make sure you're in a chill environment so if you get couchlocked you can just chill. also remember to hold the smoke for roundabout 3 seconds so you can make sure you get high asf
make sure you're doing it with people you know and are safe.
appreciate it lads
Don't smoke too much.
I hear way too many stories about morons smoking entire joints to themselves and assuming they got laced. Take two hits, wait a minute or two and see what's up.
ty lads
If it's your first time smoking weed you might not get high, your first time smoking weed you usually don't get high but the second or third time smoking you will
If you're still living with your parents, make sure to open the windows wide before they get home. If you've never smoked before: You're probably gonna cough a lot but make sure the smoke enters your lungs or you most likely wont get high.
a big thing. smoke one bowl (if its good bud) and let it settle in before you go overboard. if you arent used to being high thats when people freak out (the weed aint gon hurt you tho so dont trip)
Takes a little while to kick in so don't huff huge amounts at once, start slowly and build your confidence with it, or it will put you on ur ass.
Dont smoke rainbow color weed it will make you gay
Use a clean needle.
One thing nobody mentions is it hurts the first hour but that disappears eventually
Have narcan on hand in case you od
Saved my life many times
Freeze some sperm first because your penis will fall off
Don't drink sprite during the ritual or you are gonna die
You're making out to be a bigger deal than it is
Smoke a couple of hits from joint or a blunt.
Do not use bong the first time smoking, it always ends up hitting you too hard.
Your heart starts racing, you sweat and get nauseous. Joint is a much better starter.
Dial 9 1 then wait cause your going to need an ambulance
my first time smoking weed i had no idea what i was doing, smoked a dime rolled in regular paper and threw up at some point. I got really high and that was that. there's a reason why its the cheapest drug
yeah because its a fukin plant and doesnt neeed chemical precursors nor laboratories
One of my first times getting seriously high was a little scary, everything looked like I was looking through a shitty webcam. I still have it a bit but now I got used to it. Just don't smoke to much, have some snacks/drinks(Non-Alcoholic) and a place to sit down.
Sugar is the cheapest drug
In fact, some people don't feel anything for the first time. But you gotta relax. And just hit that blunt. Don't go hard on yourself for the first time.
Take a hit, wait a bit, see how ya feel. Don't over-do it or you may get anxious or giggly af or narcosis
Can confirm this. If you are not used to it, and you smoke to much, you just end up throwing up and go to bed.
make sure to breath it in. most of the people who wanted to smoke the first time with me were just puffing
Took me three times, and that one was the highest I’ve been to date, and I smoke daily. Had trouble holding it together for a couple of hours, but I managed not to embarrass myself.
Truth
Yeah, stop making out like it's a big deal. Cus it ain't one. Having your first alcoholic drink is a bigger deal than puffing on your first spliff. Weed should be fucking mandatory these days.
Jeezus the worst that'll happen is you'll become a paranoid little bitch for a few hours. Maybe act like a child in front of your mates for awhile. After a couple of joints it'll feel no more of a big deal than taking a shit
Water is very important, your mouth will get dry as fuck and when you take a hit, do it for a sec and then leave the joint and take a breath so you wont cough
Pffft, a good cough will just take you higher. Gives you a tasty little head rush. Real banging weed will make even the mightiest tokers cough their guts up.
Dude, I’m serious about this so listen up. You’re gonna wanna keep 911 on speed dial in case of overdose. Maybe try to source some Naloxone? Have someone keep an eye on you, as you will lose control of your own actions. Wear a helmet and pads for the loss of motor skills and drink plenty of water so you don’t dehydrate and stroke out. Good luck and have fun!
I've ate edibles made with 3 grams of hash oil and never threw up you just get "beyond baked", like psychedelic xanax.
It's not the cheapest drug
KEK! I hate you. But the wear a helmet thing? I can't stay mad at you
Having a stroke from weed, aw mate, I jus laughed so hard I shot milk out my nose. & I ain't even drank any
You might not even get high your first time.
Just try to relax, bud. She's gentle.
gold
Always look both ways before crossing the road
do it with people you trust so u dont get laced shit
The first time i smoked I got very high
Buy a cheap bong and take the biggest toke you can handle while listening to anything made before the 80s.
Bring some thing to drink, like an Arizona or some thing. And be prepared to cough a lot
Get good at sucking cock. It'll help you pay for heroin and meth in the future, you degenerate double nigger.
Laced shit is the good shit
KEK. I love you assholes, riding high on your chariots of neckbeard righteousness. Weed don't make you a degenerate ya homo. Spending all day in the basement fapping to loli porn does though. Degenerate.
Make sure you place the tab under your tongue for 15 minutes and prepare to be gone for 12 hours, enjoy brother
Also don't forget thinking badly will cause you a bad trip and surely the visuals and euphoria will turn to shit
don't overdo it also don't drink and smoke
It's different when eaten and smoked. But I have memories when I ate enough to bring me to 'almost puke' stage.
Breathe it in if you want to get high. Puffing smoke into your mouth doesn’t so shit. That’s the biggest reason people don’t get high the first few times ..... they don’t inhale.
Don't do it. Next thing you know it's costing you 100 dollars a week to smoke every night.
t. Weedhead
Try some self control, I only smoke once a week for fear of tolerance increase and the chance of an overdose at the high dose required to get you high at that point.
Love Weed
Thanks for the amazing pic OP hope you got nice and stoned
don't forget to bring a towel!
Worth it
weed is for niggers
Passing out and waking up with a sore asshole is a normal side affect.
Does it gets you high?
And whitey!
Just not those Asians. They can't handle their grass
Bunch of niggers up in here, time to leave user.
>Let's get out of here.
>Overdose
>Pot
Choose one hipster
Have some candy to chew on. It helps with the cotton mouth. Have a friend smoke with you who is experienced and get them to show you entertaining stufd
Also if you feel anxious put on a comfy sitcom. My go to is friends, its somethimg mindless to focus on and helps you relax. Its helped me out of bad acid and mushroom trips and works just as well for weed paranoia and anxiety
Whites you fucking infidel. Those niggers just tryhard doing white shit. Also, fucking asians, sand niggers or whatever don't do it. So am Just gonna assume that you're one of those subhuman.
Weed has been around longer than the human race y'all, it's here for us all, so shut up & smoke that...
I just had all my wisom teeth out so i cant smoke it :c its been a week
I did edibles my first time and got fucked, you'll be fine. It isn't bad.
Pretty sure weed was made cool by the mexicans
Yup I second this
>Also a weedhead
What's the problem?
Vape it
His gums could explode. I think it's superstition tho. I had a homie who smoked a bowl ever few hours after his wisdom.teeth were removed
The issue is i could dislodge the clots and get dry sockets. Plus it would hurt like a bitch to smoke. Also id be risking infection.
Being high while im in pain also doesnt appeal to me bc it kills your buzz
How mucb do you smoke for it to codt you 100/w. It costs me like 50-80 a week depending who im buying from, ill get 5 grams usually or 7 if i have extra cash and sometimes that can last me 2 weeks.
It was made cool by Jesus you blasphemer.
You are aware weed is a plant which grows from seeds. For free.
I wonder why this is?
It's a myth. People dont get high the first time if they dont inhale properly or buy shitty weed.
don't take huge hits you will pass out from coughing. Seriously I'm a pot grower, so just listen: just a few small hits, like the user above said take a few small hits and then just enjoy the music, the colors, the ability to switch off the beta brainwave existence for an hour or two. You won't need alot and the potgrowers of the world are producing more if you want some in the future. It's one of those experiences that is mostly what you make it. If you have an anxiety attack you are doing it to yourself. NO ONE HAS EVER DIED FROM WEED. Nobody normal has ever gone to the hospital for a "weed overdose". People who do that should be locked in a room away from regular society..
If it's your first time here's what I'd recommend
>take 2-3 bong hits
>see how you feel
>usually your first time you won't feel anything, or you will only have minor effects
>don't smoke all of it your first time
>save a bit and smoke it a few days later
>most likely you will feel it then
If it's your first time you may just feel happy for a bit, but believe me weed has much more to offer so don't do it once and instantly assume it sucks
If you are doing a bong hit don't suck it all at once. Do it slowly, and just simply milk the bowl. When I first started I don't know this tip and I wasted a lot of weed
Post pic after a few tokes
>take 2 or 3 bong hits
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Take it easy. Don't do too much and remember to stay hydrated and maybe eat something too. Also if you start to trip try to remember that it's just the effects of the cannabis and it will fade so just enjoy it.