You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

cant be done

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that is a fucking disgrace of an English breakfast.

its like a polish person made it and sold it as an engdalish breffas

Oatmeal porridge.

Bacon.....

Aids

Anything. That shit's disgusting as fuck

>black pudding
I'll take everything except that.
Literal fried blood doesn't suit my appetite.

Reble yell waaaaaahhhhhhhooooo!!!!!!!

Australian breakfast.

eggs benedict

Cyanide

While OP is a faggot making the same thread every fucking day, I do appreciate him using a new picture of an English breakfast each time he does.

No enough eggs. No fried tomatoes and whatever that bkack shit is xan fuck off. Other then that looks amazing.

an improper English breakfast.
None of that aligned and stacked shit.

i got dibs on the black pudding

A functioning heart

Legit anything other than the standard eggs, toast and pork product.

okay ngl this actually looks delicious
I've only had English breakfast once while actually in England but this blows it out of the water

total win

>dish somehow becomes shit if it isn't a soggy pile of mixed shit but a bit organised

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>better than an English Breakfast.

This! Also fuck you britfag.

Whoa my favorite meal.. low res images

bretty good, although its about twice the size it needs to be. 9/10

Americans can never get a fry up right

>file name

Underrated

A roasted turd

Pussy

Would facefuck tf out of that

Food

Alright, going to get some breakfast now.

Why did you use the worst example you could find of a full english?

Fucking disaster that

medium rare steak

That's better. The ketchup and Chilli sauce can get to fuck though, you don't belong on a greasy fry up

You're more american than OP

dog shit

simple and top tier breakfast

This is exactly why you cunts have fucked up teeth because you all eat this garbage every single day.

strong black coffee, fresh peaches and about a pound of lacy-thin-sliced prosciutto

Turkish breakfast

and you call americans fat? jesus christ.

also fresh-caught trout is a pretty GOAT brekkie

Wew lad

wtf i love turkey now

masala dosa with coconut chutney and sambar, maybe a cheeky idli too

soon to be the new german breakfast

That might not be wrong.

Not because it's disgusting trash though. But because it's SOFT.

Due to developmental plasticity, apparently when people eat hard to chew stuff, their jaws grow slightly larger as they age, meaning there is more room for the teeth to grow.

Archeological evidence shows that ancient man had terrible teeth - broken, worn down, but little crowding of their jaws. Now we've got good teeth, but lots of crowding.

heroin

poo in the loo pajeet

too many olives
curious about those things on the bottom left and right, stuffed pastries of some kind?

Shit tier quality food my man. Everything besides the sausage looks unappealing

Of course you want the sausage...

Ulster fry is better to be honest, it's almost less the same, it just has white pudding and soda bread.

2 English Breakfasts

Chicken fried chicken with potatoes, eggs, toast and peas.

I’m English, so big meaty sausage in my mouth is very appealing.

Throwing your fucking tea in the harbah bro. Fuck off.

Occupied 6 counties fry

two proper english breakfasts

Not having a triple bypass at 45.

nah bro, high fat/protein breakfast means you have the whole day to burn it off.
I
f you're having cardboard sugar lumps with obliterated homogenised/pasteurised "milk" and wondering why you're hungry and in a shitty mood 2 hours later, there's a hint

>big meaty sausage in my mouth is very appealing.

'K, we understand that, but what is on your breakfast plate?

generic Pide bread with various ingredients baked in

>You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

No wonder most of the UK are fat cunts, why the fuck would you eat that shit?

Ulster has 9 counties, thank fuck the cunts didn't get Donegal

There is just as much fat in your fingers as there is on that toast.

This is why you can't afford a house.

the "i'm an american business professional who doesn't have time for breakfast" breakfast

hipster detected

britbong

this

english breakfast, a lager and a salad

not being british

6 occupied though.

The think is this meal is usually eaten by men who have manual jobs, burning a shit ton of calories per day. It's not really a common meal for people other than builders etc..

Compared to Amerifats who all just eat total shit and do nothing to negate the negative effects.

Dog cum in my mouth

All meat is not good, you need some balance.

true. look at various native american skulls from early 20th century and before and they all have really good teeth.

TLDR, refined sugar and refined carbs = body needs to draw from existing mineral supply in order to digest. Fastest accessible minerals from teeth and bones. Shitty teeth = shitty skulls = weird face shapes. Japan, China, same thing re:white rice. Irish, Scottish, whole oats, whole potatoese = great teeth, more "normal" looking faces.

Generalisation but overall truth.

One hushbrown

Tangible convenience but highly detrimental for long term health.

At least add a multivitamin to that.

German Breakfast
>Over 300 different bread sorts
> More than one cheese sort
>boiled egg
>fresh fruit
>many sort of sausage
>Butter and margarine
>jams and honey

German breakfast 1:0 english fat cunt unhealty breakfast

I lived in Turkey for a bit. Shit tier health, diet is too greasy, just look at their women, terrible skin covered by layers of cosmetics.

muricans are disgusting amirite

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>proper
>greasy fried food in the morning
P O O R F A G

Literally anything else.

There. Done.

It can’t be English, has ham, England is a Muslim country now

Not having Aspberger's

The teeth thing is a bit of a myth tho. Dentists rank teeth health in a nation by cavities per person, the UK is fine on that front. We just don't really care about the cosmetic side of things.

I know, I take care of myself, the second day of every month I eat a carrot.

but will a multivitamin conflict with the 9:30 aspirin for those stress headaches, the 11:00 blood pressure medication, the post-lunch 5-hour energy mint and the 6:00 no-doze for those late work nights? there's only 80 work hours in a week...

the USA sure loves their bleach

Aye, well mid ulster, Derry, Strabane, Omagh, Mourne, Fermanagh, Newry and Down have nationalist councils. Plus Catholics make up the biggest single donomination in N.I. Also we make up well over 70% of Uni passrates in N.I.

The protestant i.e The Irish niggers are a dying breed, beautifully illustrated by the shambles of the DUP ethos and legacy. It's now a war of attrition, we will get the 6 counties back, eventually

>better than a proper English Breakfast.
a proper breakfast.

Food. And dubs

Who the fuck could considerer Oreo cookies as part of a healthy breakfast?

fuk yea

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No white pudding and no grilled tomato? Son I am disappoint.