YOU HAVE 0.0001 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A JEW

YOU HAVE 0.0001 SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A JEW

I dont pick up every coin i see on the ground unless it's a quarter +

I'm poor

I'm not a pedophilic satanist.

I'm white

I'm Jewish.

I am bad at counting money.

My forskin is intact.

Blonde hair & of German descent

Oy vey that's a tough one...

I just gave 20p to a homeless person

I swindle the filthy goyim out of all his shekels....

Oh CRAP!

Have mercy I am a holohoax survivor!

I have a small nose

I do not encourage the caucasian women to fornicate with the negro, nor do anything to undermine the strength and masculinity/superiority of the U.S. male so that they will fall in line like compliant sheep when I force/bribe governments to go to the non cash system of "currency" exchange so my greedy people can have complete world domination and subject filthy goyim to serve us essentially as slaves for pennies on the dollar.

I'm a jew

I'm broke

im poor

Here have a penny, btw did I mention just how much YHWH can suck my dick.

>point to nose

I don't hold everyone accountable for my misfortunes

I don't practice usury.

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I like to save up my money...sheeeit

i do not rest saturdays

I spent $348 on flex seal

I don't wear a silly hat.

Call me a filthy Jew but why the fuck would I work on Saturdays

I got -120 bucks in my Bank Account so the jews dont get anything from me.... oh wait

That's a lotta daa midge

Lel I'm at -800. Beat that nigger

im not a degenerate

sabbath bro

my dick is not circumcised

FUCK MY COVERS BLOWN
Back to israel i go

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>walk past a penny

Allahu akbar

foreskin still intact

Sorry i won. You give them less, But cause i am german anything i do against jewish people ist 10 times worse!

I sometimes help out people even though there is nothing in it for me!

THIS IS NOW A ROLL THREAD!

Slightly off topic but might as well

>Be me
>takes place during a middle school field trip
>have a friend who is a jew
>go to a science museum
>it has a gift shop and food court so everyone brings money
>jew friend brings 20 dollars to spend
>somehow leaves with more money than he entered with

Spend more than 47ยข on paper towels.

Goy

I'm baptised

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I don't work in CNN.

I'm Polish so it's 50/50

I play mtg

autistic pussy

can hide cellphone under foreskin

pic or it didn't happen

If it took Trump in office to make the rest of the world aware and attentive to what's going on at that Israeli controlled sham of a "news" center, so fucking be it!

I have a mighty foreskin

I don't have a nose

Alert

BTFO Sweden