No YLYL thread?

No YLYL thread?

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Hahahahaha I lost it

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I really like these

>be me
>also be 16
>friends think it's cool to go to Hooters
(never been back to one, this story might be why)
>tell my friends not to let me eat their spiciest wings, need to stop that
>order spiciest wings out of addiction, friends don't even look up
>thanks fags
>shit was greasy, gross, 4/10 hot
>on way home, tummy is rumbly
>think there's no way I gotta shit yet. I just ate 15 min ago, I just need something to calm it
>"hey driver user, can you stop by Wal-Mart for ice cream sandwiches?"
>"we're not stopping by that capatalistic-"
>"shut up, do you want ice cream sandwiches or not?"
>walking fast to checkout, feel the alien pushing its way against my abdomen
>can't take it. Stash ice cream sandwiches in coke fridge and head straight to bathroom
>thank God it's empty
>no time for fancies, hit first stall, toilet seat up, just gonna have to squat
>pants aren't even around my knees yet. The slightest bend in my waist was all it took
>BeGentleSenp- UNLEASHTHEKRAKEN.gif
>what exploded out of me was unholier than Satan double fisting the Virgin mother Mary on sweet baby Jesus' birthday dinner table
>it hit the wall, the stall, the floor, every inch of that toilet
>yeah a little on my pants too.
>multiple successive explosions followed by my ass whimpering with its own excrement
>there was even an outline on the wall where I left the seat up
>used a whole role of that shitty industrial single ply toilet paper to clean up as much as I could off the toilet, but to no avail
>I tried Sup Forums, I honestly tried to get as much as I could in the toilet, tried to clean what I could
>...but there was so much...
>I felt bad for whoever was gonna have to clean this up
>I would've flushed the toilet, but I had shat on the handle too

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As janky as this is, I'm impressed and kind of want to drive it.

im poor

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>jeep
kek.
And what the hell could they possibly have under the hood?

first time i saw that i almost died laughing

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>748828686
Pedals? Don't think there's an engine in there.

cause mental retardation and racism go hand in hand

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nothing, probably. i think the driver has to pedal like on a bike

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I can see the damn pedals, i'm wondering because they are standing around looking at it like they got a fucking engine failure.

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>bottommost line
What game was that?

Very accurate

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skullgirls

>3_5ths_of_my_vehicles.jpg

No shit. Cool.

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Ehh, so what. I banged the Olsen twins... before they were famous.

like this op?

proof or btfo

>famous
they are famous since 2 years

how about this op?

go back to instagram faggot

Fry bacon you fucking pleb

I love the artstyle.

butthurt retards always make me laugh.

Found the nigger lover

here's OP taking the bait.

Most people forget that the Olsen twins played the baby in Full House, so they don't get your joke.

here's OP taking the dick.

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Not all trap are racist!

All racist are sub tought.

Too bad you're a faggot

u nig?

No, I'm racist.

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They were famous when they were toddlers. That's the joke.

I hate the myers-briggs personality test. And a friend of mine is complaining about people calling bullshit on it while they're looking for people who fit a certain personality profile. And i am giving them advice on how to deflect criticism of the test so that they can successfully get other rubes hooked on it so they can find that profile type they're looking for.

Because i am evil.

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I can't believe you stooped so low... you must have enjoyed that, but I didn't.

Thanks Lori

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now it's ylyl

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fuck kekes

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