I'm making a grocery list and if your post ends in dubs I have to buy what you post...

I'm making a grocery list and if your post ends in dubs I have to buy what you post. Nothing over $10 please and I'm not spending over $100 total. Be nice.

A douche.

raspberries

You better deliver, user. I'll be waiting for a receipt.

Check em

Sanitary pads

the soft chocolate chip cookies

Chicken feet

3 gallon water jug

>B L E A C H

a spoon

Adult daipers.

Cucumber

Rolling for quinoa. Eat healthy for once.

however many carrots you can get for $10

>checked

lucky charms

Baby oil

rerolling

get healthy user, rolling

Separately buy cucumbers and condoms

...

tampons

tin foil

A dildo.

we have another winner!

vaginal cream

Avocado

KY jelly

ahahahah

biggest pack toilet paper

red stapler

cucumber already got dubs

5 dozen eggs

cucumber, mayo and condoms, nothing else if trips

what if he has karĂ³ta allergy

1 Grape

Trips!

then he needs to be removed from the genepool

The smallest condoms you can find

also this post is for 5 jars of mayo

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Kek
great list, OP will eat gud

adult diapers

JUST FILL TEH FACKING CART WITH EGGS OP

Lotion

OP please deliver

Chocolate milk

laxative

this one

buy human and dog poo, that shit is cheap

Reroll

Tabloid newspaper
Unsalted butter
Cat food

Worm tablets

bacon

Another bottle of bleach

Peas and corn

Half litre can of energy drink

activated almonds

Ground beef

10 dollars worth of lunchables

Deactivated almonds

A rope.

kid cuisine

Get yourself a new toothbrush and some nice toothpaste

Babby food

rolling for activated almonds

Get some nice cereal and some milk

Rolling to deactivate the almonds

Strawberry milk

A collection of jams and jellies

Corn

ACTIVATE

KY personal lubricant

Some chewing-gum to make it all look normal

Greek Yoghurt

DEACTIVATE

Dutch cocoa

cream cheese

Toilet paper

undeactivate!

A nice big jug of milk and some refreshing orange juice

How the fuck do you activate almonds?

Potatoe peeler

Cheerios

Unundeactivate

Super glue

nice

extra small condoms

Bread and butter

Spring mix & olive oil. Bc I U user

Rolling

ununundeactivate!

Pregnancy test and 3 of the cheapest whisky available

chocolate chip cookie dough

SPRANG MIX OLEV ERL

Bleach

OP, just buy a pregnancy test and a wire coathanger

Box wine

SPRANG
MEHX
OLIVE ERL

two grapes

a balloon, preferably from a kids show or a princess one

SPRINGMIXCOCONUTOIL

tampons

reroll

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