If John Wick was an asshole he'd be called John Prick

If John Wick was an asshole he'd be called John Prick.

if jon wick was mexican he would be called john spic

ok faggot, prepare to die

If John Wick were the funniest meme of all time, he'd be the funny banana.

If John Wick was a porn actor he'd be called John Dick

If John Wick was British he'd be called John Pickwick.

if john wick were a candle brand he'd have no name change at all

If John Wick was into cunnilingus, he'd be John Lick.

If John Wick was a candle he'd be John Wick

If John Wick was a german he'd be called Johannes Docht.

If John Wick fell ill, he'd be John Sick

If John Wick sold lighters, he'd be John Bic

if john wick was a tree branch hed be called john stick

If John Wick was out of bullets, he'd be John Click

If John Wick's dick smell of pickle he would be called John PickleDick

If John Wick built walls he'd be called John Brick

'I once saw John Wick kill 6 men with his own dick'

>Baba Yaga

If John Wick was a greaser, he'd be called John Slick.

If John Wick was a big blooducking bug with diseases he'd be John Tick

If John Wick was a kickboxer he'd be John Kick

If John Wick was black he'd be called John Nig

If John Wick lived in the woods, he'd be called John Hick

If John Wick was an actor he'd be Keanu Reeves.

If John Wick was to impress a college frat, he'd be John Lit

If John Wick was a magician, he'd be called John Trick.

If John Wick opened a program, he'd be John DoubleClick.

If John Wick was an inbred redneck, he would be called John Hick

If John Wick sent photos of his penis to people, he'd be called John Dickpic

if John Wick was black rapper he'd be Lit Wick

If John Wick was a german porn actor he'd be called John Fick.

If John Wick was OP he'd be a fucking faggot.

If John Wick was a bomb, he'd be called John Tik.

Okay but let's be serious for a second, the guy was already a top tier asshole

>goes and shoots up an extremely crowded nightclub to hunt down one person and endangering hundreds of lives all because someone shot his dog

If John Wick was a wall, he'd be John Brick.

If John Wick was an Asian he would be John Wang.

Pictured here: A fucking pencil.

If John Wick was a one dimensional performer, he would be called John Schtick.

A fooking PEENSOUL*

'I once saw John Wick kill and rape anons family in front of him then made him lick his mothers shit off his cock'

>Baba Yaga

Juan Wick faggot

If john wick was Hispanic he'd be called John Spic

'It was'nt just some dog!'

If John Wick had a big ass, he would be called John Thicc

Jian Wang*

If John Wick had talent he'd be Batman.

My sides...

It's fooking John Wick's dog.

If John Wick was gross, he'd be called John Ick

If John Wick was a thief he'd be called John Nicks.

If John Wick was a porn star his name would be John Licks

If John Wick didn't like using foul language, he would be called John Frick

if John Wick was all greased up, he'd be John Slick.

if John Wick was blind, he'd be John Stick.

if John Wick was 200 pounds heavier, he'd be John T h i c c.

if John Wick was a prostitute and you stole his customer, you'd be stealing his John's Dick.

if John Wick's candle burnt out, he'd be John Wickless.

if John Wick caught the flu, John's Sick.

if you steal John Wick's razor, you just stole John's Schick.

if John Wick was a smarter individual, there'd be no match for John's Wit.

If John Wick was a famous singer, he'd be called Johnnie Nicks

If John Wick was a soccer player he would be John Kick

If john wick was irish hed be John Mick

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

If John Wick was a Sonic fan his name would be John Quick

If John Wick was old his name would be John Buick.

if John Wick's uncle had a trans-dimensional portal device and alcoholism, the show would be called John and Rick, and the show would have progressively shitty writing.

If someone posted John Wick pasta he'd be called Anons a faggot.

>progressively
I think you mean "always had."

If John Wick was slidding logs he's be John Sixx

well the PASTA would be called John "Pizza Pasta" Breadstick.

yeah but originally that was part of the charm, the writing was shit and the dialogue was realistic.

then the womens fucked it all up.

the tragedy of it all...

it's enough to make John Spit.

If I was John Wick and clicked on this porn I would John Sick.

if John Wick drinks too much coffee, the toilet fills with John's Shit.

If John Wick was a serial killer who preferred sharp hammer-like weapons, he'd be John Pick.

if that Granny saw John Wick, she'd try to gargle John's Dick.

If John Wick was an edgy 90s antihero he'd be called John Snikt.

If John Wick put it in his mouth, He'd be John Ick-Real-Quick

If John Wick was an air freshener, he'd be John Wick.

If John Wick owned a pawn shop he'd be John Rick Harrison

If John Wick could run as fast as Usain Bolt, he'd be John Quick.

If john wick owned a car it'd be a Buick

If John Wick didnt have the time to say his name he'd be called JW

If john wick blew himself up because he was a retarded pedophilic gay idiot he'd be john Arabic

If John Wick had a snotty nose he'd be called John Picks.

If John Wick was playing Killer Instinct, his favourite move would be C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

If John Wick was a poor single mother he'd be John WIC.

if john wick wouldnt be human he would be nigger

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Cool post my bro

If John Wick was OP he'd be called a faggot.

'I once saw John Wick sodomize user while at the same time using him as a human shield'

>Baba Yaga