Post quintessentially British things
Post quintessentially British things
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The Falkland Islands
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good one, fag
BEADY F O
Quality bants from bongland
nice
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Good one
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thank you user
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audible kek
>he didn't even see this one coming when he made the thread
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FPBP
Came here to post that myself.
Rekt
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Absolutely rekt.
Stupid dumb nigger.
Mestizos like you should be shot on sight.
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>the city of Argentina
>implying I didnt
fucking yoba slav
REKT
Noice
Stop.
>getting so much butthurt over some bantz
youre the nigger
>defense
>an alarm
who the fuck are you going to alert? a bunch of people with more rape alarms?
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other muslims, you silly
you cannot have a gang rape with just one rapist
ayy
The greatest way to stop rape is consent
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BEADED
I wanna be in the screencap
Meanwhile in reality literally anything can be used in self defence as long as it was not carried for the sole purpose of self defence.
This means that you can bash someone over the head with a piece of scaffolding that happened to be nearby but you can't shank someone with your pocketknife.
Meanwhile in the USA it's illegal to cross the road.
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>Illegal to cross the road without a gun
I fixed it for you
kek
oh okay
Wew lad
Don't jaywalk across that edge mate.
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>without a gun
Dank meme from burger.
underrated
Ofuk
>Meanwhile in reality literally anything can be used in self defence as long as it was not carried for the sole purpose of self defence.
Finally someone who knows the actual fucking law. Find it kinda funny that people talk about self defence shit while ignoring the fact every fucker carries keys which are hilariously effefctive as a weapon
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Wow
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Imagine hiring a British home decorator
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Probably around 65% now.
Many shitskins from bolivia paraguay and colombia came during the last 10 years to abuse our socialist free school/hopsital/college system.
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Now THAT'S a post fit for the queen.
Ive always loved this webm. I feel like it sums up Scotland pretty well.
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funky as fuck tbqh m80
>counseling
>moms
sounds quintessentially american to me user
Oh, so you want some more British home decorating tips?
How can my best ally even recover after this major bantz ?
>dat friendly pat at the end.
This is perfect.
Everyone should be forced to do this once a year to build honor muscle and balls.
Did you honestly buy one of those trash chav magazines whilst on holiday here and photograph the contents?
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By invading the Falklands again
Honestly, our current government is cucked as fuck and probably wouldn't fight for it
keked
It's a buy that's kept me laughing for ages
But really no, check the filenames, I just picked them up in a Brit autism thread.
Argies on sudoku watch
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30% poverty 7% deficit of GDP.
12 years of socialism.
Nope
K E K
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I dunno Cameron has a hardon for thatcher and Churchill and would definitely try to have a go.
Jezza of course would try to find a peace solution by sucking as many argy cocks as he could find.
>Hail Britannia
Kys.
Muhammad bringing the bants!
i love those pages in those magazines. my mum gets them sometimes and they are always hilarious. they are like the Viz "top tips" pages (which in turn is parody of those magazines) irl.
how intentional it is, is questionable- i suspect the publishers know how stupid some of their readership actually is, and i also suspect some of the readers are trying to see what is the most stupid thing they can get published.
my favourite one was something like, "make clothes last longer by not wearing them every day"
He sounds like a retarded gobbling turkey
I take your keys and raise you pic related
Tob bantz lad, well fucking done
Argies on suicide watch
Its good fun but forcing people to do it just make some cunts go for ball shots etc.
Top Bantz!
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The bantz right now are astronomical
>Shooting yourself in the foot 101
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There's only one person that has accomplished being 'quintessentially British'
ARGIES BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?