I am God, how's my children doing down there?

I am God, how's my children doing down there?

you burnt far too many my lord

Hey god old buddy, why did you make my penis so small? I prayed for a big one.

Not good god not good

God, if this is really you, strike me down with lightning. But ONLY if I get dubs.

I think god is dead, he won't reply.

My girlfriend is having problems. Can you help her out?

God is dead and no one cares.
If there is a hell, I see you there.

All of this, fuck.

>how's my children doing
Don't you know?
Aren't you god?

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Why did you allowed Micheal Bay to rape the Turtles and Transformers?

you time is done, old man

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saved

Looks like God can't into usage of plurals.

ah yiss

Hey, if you're an omnipotent God, are you able to create a stone so heavy even you can't lift it?

If you can, your power is limited and you're not truly omnipotent.

If not, you're not an omnipotent being because you couldn't create the stone to start with.

god...why - user

Fuck off!

God is beyond infinity, so weight means nothing to him. You are thinking way too small my dude, just saying

idk my ears been fucked up (not tinnitus according to my doctor but might be some infection) to the point i forgot what quiet is , my neighbors are asses everyone wants be to do shit i dont want to do and now i have the flu which gives me more paranoia to wtf is happening to my ears and you know the rest cause ur god so with all that said plus the shit you already know YOU TELL ME HOW AM I DOING

Give me your babies!!!

u selfish niga

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carry on my wayward son...