I am going to make myself sick enough to spend at least a day in the ER and then get sent to a mental hospital.
My bmi is 40.4. I am a fat fuck. I am planning on purging every meal (including only water) for a month and eating very little. I will mainly live off water. I will also exercise everyday during that month. I want to fuck up my electrolytes so that I am required to be in a hospital for at least a day in order to make sure I don't die. Then I will tell them that I will continue to do this because I hate myself and want to die. I already have self harm scars from the past on my body and I will show them the new ones that I will make the day before I enter the hospital. I am pretty sure that will get me in. I also know how to sneak a part of a razor into a hospital and I will use it at the mental hospital when I get admitted.
I live in USA if that helps. TLDR: Will putting my body in danger and saying I did it to kill myself along with self harm scars help me stay in medical/mental hospitals for a few days in usa?
Jose Perry
Kinda drunk and didn't read it all but go for it my dude
Nicholas Howard
your that insane and you need a reason to go to a mental hospital?
lol
Gabriel Taylor
just show them this post, you'll get admitted instantly
Jason Bailey
what's wrong with eating a healthy diet and exercising?
you're gonna fuck yourself up if you proceed with your plan. What you need is lean protein, lots of leafy green vegetables and only eat within the same eight hour window each day. No drinking or soda.
Grayson Smith
Hey, don’t do those things? Talk to your friends and parents too, maybe? Being fat doesn’t make you worthless, it just makes you unattractive. But that’s something you can change without giving up on life and all the cool shit you could potentially do.
It is what it is, but don’t make yourself suffer more than you already are. Don’t walk down a path lain with spikes because your feet hurt. Help yourself and talk to someone.
Grayson Cruz
explain in great detail what your plan is to them.
then show your scars.
Juan Perez
Is this what happens if you can't just go see a psychiatrist saying 'doc I'm trapped in a hole' ??
Get yourself proper help OP and let those poor ones in the ER be treated ffs.
Connor Ortiz
I am not trying to make myself healthy/lose weight. I am going to avoid my family who hates me at christmas but have it not be my fault
Samuel Roberts
>I'm planning on... lol, you can fool yourslf, OP, but you can't fool us. You're gonna sit on your fat ass and eat chex mix like the piece of shit that you are. Purging requires dedication like exercise does. You won't be able to keep it up.
Dylan Martinez
they can't help me because they all basically hate me and I don't want to see them during christmas when the whole family arrives so I am going to get myself admitted.
Michael Jenkins
You're one huge fucking man child
Blake Ross
i guess
well, if i just go to a mental hospital my family will see it as an excuse to talk more shit about me but if it starts out as a medical issue i'll be better off
Jonathan Gray
you plan to purge WATER?
enjoy death
Leo Edwards
no. i can't be here at christmas. I can't deal with my family any longer
William Sanchez
womanchild, but yeah the shoe fits
Nolan Morris
>neet
David Cox
its welcome at this point, but if you have a better way that I can fuck up my electrolytes by christmas then please tell me.
Bentley Phillips
yeah pretty much unless you count typing online as a job
Wyatt Nguyen
Just fucking off yourself dude. Don't fucking burden the medical establishment with your horseshit.
Bentley Roberts
At this point I just want to know if this will work. So, will it?
Thomas Parker
no i plan on doing it. will it work?
Caleb Price
Quickest way to lose weight with almost no effort >No sodas >No alcohol >Start walking
That's literally it. Be strict about it too
Adrian Hill
You wanna fuck up your current electrolytes? Heat healthy, exercise with moderation and start shedding the pounds. Your happiness will improve as you get fitter. No need to burden medical establishment. Plus in a scale of 10 you gain at least 2 points when you are fit. Just focus on an objective and fight for it. Cycling and climbing are my sports of choice. Really recommend it. Get a plot of land and grow some veg too.
John Price
oh and >no snacks
Americans tend to eat between meals waaaaay too much. Just eat your 3 meals, make them healthy (not kfc or mcdonalds everyday please) and yeah
John Russell
I am not trying to lose weight. just go to the hospital for a few days, maybe a week
James Davis
I just want to hurt my body and be put in a normal hospital then mental hospital. that's all
Jayden Murphy
I don't think it's going to work. The body is resilient. I was admitted to the hospital only after I managed to get my BMI well below 18 (180cm @ 40 kilograms, or 5'9 @ 83 pounds), in other words: when I get near to total starvation and death. Better to have yourself admitted to the psych ward through more conventional matters.
Nicholas Myers
If in doubt, i check Sup Forums and see: im a normal person with normal problems. Nothing to worry about. Thats why i love Sup Forums.
Aaron Sanchez
If u rly wanna be sent to the mental asylum then just have someone call the cops on you for trying to kys
Then tell them about your suicidal thoughts and how much of a faggot you are.
Good luck
Joshua Nelson
Youre going to fail if your plan is to purge + exercise with a BMI of 40. Your metabolism is already so slow you won't be absorbing any salts or minerals in a fast enough time before purging. Lack of these coupled with exercise will lead to a complete failure mentally and physically, ultimately causing extreme binging and self hatred down the track.
Just fucking eat healthy and cheap and stop this path of self destruction
Joseph Sanchez
I've read many times on pro ana forums how even at really low bmis they were not admitted for treatment because their bloodwork was fine.
how long does it take to mess up your bloodwork? I figure that purging + little food + exercise + a lot of water = fucked up electrolytes and that is what I need to have fucked up bloodwork so that I would be admitted to the hospital
Xavier Rodriguez
Just avoid them then damn, go on a trip or something
Colton Rodriguez
I'm not trying to lose weight, just mess up my electrolytes. If i also intermittent water fast while eating very little (and of course purging), would that mess up my electrolytes to the point I need to go to the ER?
Sebastian Jenkins
Puke several times a day.
Didn't you google any of this shit?
Matthew Moore
can't drive and I would be even more hated by my grandmother who I live with and who is already difficult to live with
Wyatt Jones
Just do it, it's simple. But prepare for problems with your liver, kidneys, etc. And you'll return back to your current weight within three months
Robert Reyes
my bmi is 19 feelsgoodman
Brandon Foster
would I have to do it for a month for it to be a medical emergency or for a different time duration?
Jackson Reyes
You are going to do worse to your body than better.
You need to eat healthy, drink less alcohol and fizzy pop and excercise.
Get off your fat ass and excercise for fuck sake!
Starving yourself just gonna make you put more weight on when you eat because you put your body into survival mode.
EAT HEALTHY
AND EAT LESS
DRINK HEALTH
DRINK LESS CRAP
FUCKING EXCERCISE
FAT FUCK
Asher Walker
As someomeone also hated by the family/hates them all I survive family gatherings by taking small to moderate amounts of xanax. Makes me not give a shit.
Aiden Young
i am away for a mental reason it is my fault because my family doesn't believe in mental illness, but if i am away at first because of a medical emergency then it is not my fault
Hunter Evans
so it will put me in the ER for medical emergency then get me in a mental hospital?
Ethan Morris
you realize you can just admit yourself right?
Christian Martinez
i don't want to lose weight! see
Owen Johnson
Or you could, you know, just admit yourself into a mental hospital, they take walk in's, there isn't some bouncer at the door waiting with a DSM 5.
Asher Thomas
Took me well over a year to fuck myself up this well. Drop the electrolytes. Go for a more straight on approach.
Anthony Green
I don't have xanax. I stopeed seeing my psychiatrist years ago and I was only prescribed respirodol, zoloft, and a little trazadone to sleep at night
Josiah Davis
Pics
Henry Mitchell
You will literally lose weight faster if you just work out,dumbass.
If you binge/purge you will never create a workout habit And will just get fat again,start running track or some shit.
Nolan Foster
to a mental hospital yes but i don't want to do that because it will make living with my grandmother even worse and i can not stand that. if i am sent to the ER for medical reasons then it will be alright
Gabriel Adams
You'll be there for a day or two, be sent home and everything will be the same again.
Parker Reyes
see
Nathan Murphy
a year?! i have heard of women dying after becoming bulimic for 3 months! i just want to mess up my body. hmm. if you have any other suggestions about what I can do to speed up the process it would be appreciated.
Logan Young
see
Luis Miller
You cannot help how anyone reacts to anything you do. Take control of your life. The position you are in is your own doing.
Michael Miller
well this year christmas is on a monday so
22nd is a friday and i am sent to the er for a day or two. during that time I express how I am suicidal and i have to be kept for a minimum of 3 days. monday is christmas and by that time i know there will be no family at home. I can make my stay there ride out for atleast 5 days since i will sneak in a razor and self harm there.
I might even get myself admitted a day or two earlier since christmas time is usually when mental hospitals are full.
Jaxon Smith
maybe you shouldn't have made poor financial life choices that made it so you have to live with your grandma?
Jeremiah Ramirez
i remember back then how anons would beg the OP to kill himself when a user posted a thread or link in a tread to a stream where he would kill himself. seriously,i have seen entire threads full of anons pretty much commanding the OP to stream his suicide. now MOST of you just say some pussy shit like "we can talk OP" or "dont do it youre worth somthing" people back then would spam the board with memes and porn to kick off the stream,anons would be spamming the link. now everybody (jk some anons) are huge cum guzzling faggots. cum dripping from your chin kinda faggot
David Davis
gl buddy. i kinda starved myself for a bit over a year + drank and smoked almost daily. got super sick and am now living at home again with MS.
you might have to regret this until you die.
Jaxson Cruz
Nothing will happen if you mess up your body this way. It will bounce back before you know it. On the other hand you don't want to permanently damage yourself. This isn't the way. You'll be released from ER before you know it and will be back at square one.
Benjamin Young
Nah we just figured out nobody is gonna stream an heroing
Wyatt Diaz
yeah it's my fault. but i know things will be even more awful so i just don't want to deal with it
Aiden Taylor
fucking this if you want to go this badly you already belong there
Jackson Smith
you gotta still drink water, it'll fend off the hunger if you drink enough water
Ryan Williams
i'm mentally ill so i stay with her and that is one of the reasons why i live with her. i also live with her because she has fallen and fractured her neck and her kids don't come by to visit or take care of her, but i am still yelled at by my family for being useless. i know i'm shit but i don't want to be near my family
Blake King
Your heart can literally stop at any time if you try that. You're risking death to get put into a hospital for a few days? You could do the same with a little self-harm without actually risking your life.
Seems like a terrible goal for you to have, but might as well pick the best option to accomplish it.
Julian Moore
Well you're a girl and you don't fucking care for your life, why don't you just strip online and make some money and move out for a few days during christmas? Some creeps like obese girls
Ian Powell
thanks. well, i don't mind if i die tbh. but thanks for being nice and wishing me luck
Ryan Jackson
Then cut your wrists you dumb cunt, call 911 ask for an ambulance, say you slashed wrist, do it when you hear the sirens.
Tell them you have been hearing voice for awhile and recently when you feel down they bring you down, insult you, tell you to kill self, so you finally did it.
DONE!
Nathan Flores
Just call an mhl transport on yourself. You don't have to do any of the other shit. It's actually really easy to be admitted to mental hospitals.
Christian Morales
you know you have a problem, so the first problem is overcome. honestly if you ventured out into life on your own, i think Sup Forums would give you advice. there are better ways than this insane plan to get away from your family.
Bentley Ramirez
well, while i am at the er I will tell them that I am suicidal. If i have to make up a plan like running into traffic and show them my scars then so be it. i know that they can not ignore suicidal plans and intent especially if i let them know that i intentionally depleted my body of electrolyes so that when i am hit by a car my heart won't be able to handle it
Liam Carter
Post pics OP
Jordan Brown
Too bad, faggot. I enjoy this more.
Jaxson King
This shit is so cringy. Let OP fuck up herself, if she thinks she needs to. Who the fuck cares, faggots? Let darwin do his work.
Hunter Reed
You can do all that without the whole ER thing. Good luck babes.
Cameron Murphy
i will drink a lot of water to help with lowering my electrolytes
Gavin Kelly
op?
Carter Rivera
been in a mental hospital twice. once age 12 for depression, another age 17 for so-called anger issues. you don't want to be in these things, trust me. they're like a fucking prison except you've (probably) committed no crime.
Zachary Reyes
This is not even such a terrible plan. I still think you could do better, but if you're determined you could actually pull this off. I think you want things to get better. You're at the point at which you want to change things. This is the most important step.
Juan Murphy
Mate you're just an attention seeking retarded faggot fuck.
Listen to yourself, you're a dumbass.
Justin Johnson
too bad if you've never grown up. amazing that this supposed influx of 12 year olds has made the board more mature.
Joseph Richardson
therapist here. you'd have more success saying you're thinking of harming other people in addition to yourself. name names. particularly ones that think you dont like them for whatever reason.
either way. good luck. i think you're being stupid about this. so i hope you reconsider and realize its only a matter of time before you can choose to never see your family again.
Nathaniel Campbell
well self harm is not a medical emergency and it will be obviuos to my grandmother that it is my fault since it is self inflicted. if you have advice on any on what else can get me put in the ER then please let me know
Jaxson Hernandez
obviously self inflicted is not what i want
Carson Myers
i have no interest in doing that or having my family find out or those who know me
Juan Peterson
already he can. uneducatedly i would guess that saying this would get you into trouble and the American Justice system sure isn't made to make things better.
op, maybe talk to your grandmother about this and just tell your family you don't want to see them.
Connor Gray
but if i am admitted to the medical hospital first for emergency reasons then it won't be my fault so then my family can't blame me
Jonathan Morris
Which country? I've heard of some unpleasant things occurring in mental hospitals.
Brandon Ortiz
Seems OP just want to hear what she believes in confirmed. It won't work OP. It won't.
Now post pics.
Brandon Bennett
what way? i have to say hi to them when they get here and then i will hide in my room while they make snide remarks about me. i don't like the strong sense of hate that i feel from them. i would rather be at a hospital
Jonathan Diaz
THATS HOW YOU END UP IN A MENTAL WARD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
Okay, Fine, I'll call you on it, go out right now, start a fight with someone big, like fucking BIG! Call his mother your cock warmer.
Honestly you're just making excuses, little bitch.
Joseph Ortiz
the er is so that my grandmother and family think that i am in danger and that the danger is not my fault since they don't believe in mental illness
Jaxson Watson
Bulgaria...
Brody Morales
yeah it's me
Jackson Price
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
Noah Stewart
then fucking go outside for the time they're there or actually own up to your failures mate, they can't be that bad
Owen Hernandez
i have been there 4 times (once when i was 20, twice when 22, and once when 24) and even the shitty one did not feel like a prison to me. i am fine with them
Kevin Gray
You know you can just walk up to the desk and say you think you want to kill yourself right?