I am going to make myself sick enough to spend at least a day in the ER and then get sent to a mental hospital

I am going to make myself sick enough to spend at least a day in the ER and then get sent to a mental hospital.

My bmi is 40.4. I am a fat fuck. I am planning on purging every meal (including only water) for a month and eating very little. I will mainly live off water. I will also exercise everyday during that month. I want to fuck up my electrolytes so that I am required to be in a hospital for at least a day in order to make sure I don't die. Then I will tell them that I will continue to do this because I hate myself and want to die. I already have self harm scars from the past on my body and I will show them the new ones that I will make the day before I enter the hospital. I am pretty sure that will get me in. I also know how to sneak a part of a razor into a hospital and I will use it at the mental hospital when I get admitted.

I live in USA if that helps.
TLDR: Will putting my body in danger and saying I did it to kill myself along with self harm scars help me stay in medical/mental hospitals for a few days in usa?

Kinda drunk and didn't read it all but go for it my dude

your that insane and you need a reason to go to a mental hospital?

lol

just show them this post, you'll get admitted instantly

what's wrong with eating a healthy diet and exercising?

you're gonna fuck yourself up if you proceed with your plan. What you need is lean protein, lots of leafy green vegetables and only eat within the same eight hour window each day. No drinking or soda.

Hey, don’t do those things? Talk to your friends and parents too, maybe? Being fat doesn’t make you worthless, it just makes you unattractive. But that’s something you can change without giving up on life and all the cool shit you could potentially do.

It is what it is, but don’t make yourself suffer more than you already are. Don’t walk down a path lain with spikes because your feet hurt. Help yourself and talk to someone.

explain in great detail what your plan is to them.

then show your scars.

Is this what happens if you can't just go see a psychiatrist saying 'doc I'm trapped in a hole' ??

Get yourself proper help OP and let those poor ones in the ER be treated ffs.

I am not trying to make myself healthy/lose weight. I am going to avoid my family who hates me at christmas but have it not be my fault

>I'm planning on...
lol, you can fool yourslf, OP, but you can't fool us. You're gonna sit on your fat ass and eat chex mix like the piece of shit that you are. Purging requires dedication like exercise does. You won't be able to keep it up.

they can't help me because they all basically hate me and I don't want to see them during christmas when the whole family arrives so I am going to get myself admitted.

You're one huge fucking man child

i guess

well, if i just go to a mental hospital my family will see it as an excuse to talk more shit about me but if it starts out as a medical issue i'll be better off

you plan to purge WATER?

enjoy death

no. i can't be here at christmas. I can't deal with my family any longer

womanchild, but yeah the shoe fits

>neet

its welcome at this point, but if you have a better way that I can fuck up my electrolytes by christmas then please tell me.

yeah pretty much unless you count typing online as a job

Just fucking off yourself dude. Don't fucking burden the medical establishment with your horseshit.

At this point I just want to know if this will work. So, will it?

no i plan on doing it. will it work?

Quickest way to lose weight with almost no effort
>No sodas
>No alcohol
>Start walking

That's literally it. Be strict about it too

You wanna fuck up your current electrolytes? Heat healthy, exercise with moderation and start shedding the pounds. Your happiness will improve as you get fitter. No need to burden medical establishment. Plus in a scale of 10 you gain at least 2 points when you are fit. Just focus on an objective and fight for it. Cycling and climbing are my sports of choice. Really recommend it. Get a plot of land and grow some veg too.

oh and
>no snacks

Americans tend to eat between meals waaaaay too much. Just eat your 3 meals, make them healthy (not kfc or mcdonalds everyday please) and yeah

I am not trying to lose weight. just go to the hospital for a few days, maybe a week

I just want to hurt my body and be put in a normal hospital then mental hospital. that's all

I don't think it's going to work. The body is resilient. I was admitted to the hospital only after I managed to get my BMI well below 18 (180cm @ 40 kilograms, or 5'9 @ 83 pounds), in other words: when I get near to total starvation and death. Better to have yourself admitted to the psych ward through more conventional matters.

If in doubt, i check Sup Forums and see: im a normal person with normal problems. Nothing to worry about. Thats why i love Sup Forums.

If u rly wanna be sent to the mental asylum then just have someone call the cops on you for trying to kys


Then tell them about your suicidal thoughts and how much of a faggot you are.

Good luck

Youre going to fail if your plan is to purge + exercise with a BMI of 40. Your metabolism is already so slow you won't be absorbing any salts or minerals in a fast enough time before purging. Lack of these coupled with exercise will lead to a complete failure mentally and physically, ultimately causing extreme binging and self hatred down the track.

Just fucking eat healthy and cheap and stop this path of self destruction

I've read many times on pro ana forums how even at really low bmis they were not admitted for treatment because their bloodwork was fine.

how long does it take to mess up your bloodwork? I figure that purging + little food + exercise + a lot of water = fucked up electrolytes and that is what I need to have fucked up bloodwork so that I would be admitted to the hospital

Just avoid them then damn, go on a trip or something

I'm not trying to lose weight, just mess up my electrolytes. If i also intermittent water fast while eating very little (and of course purging), would that mess up my electrolytes to the point I need to go to the ER?

Puke several times a day.

Didn't you google any of this shit?

can't drive and I would be even more hated by my grandmother who I live with and who is already difficult to live with

Just do it, it's simple. But prepare for problems with your liver, kidneys, etc. And you'll return back to your current weight within three months

my bmi is 19 feelsgoodman

would I have to do it for a month for it to be a medical emergency or for a different time duration?

You are going to do worse to your body than better.

You need to eat healthy, drink less alcohol and fizzy pop and excercise.

Get off your fat ass and excercise for fuck sake!

Starving yourself just gonna make you put more weight on when you eat because you put your body into survival mode.

EAT HEALTHY

AND EAT LESS

DRINK HEALTH

DRINK LESS CRAP

FUCKING EXCERCISE

FAT FUCK

As someomeone also hated by the family/hates them all I survive family gatherings by taking small to moderate amounts of xanax. Makes me not give a shit.

i am away for a mental reason it is my fault because my family doesn't believe in mental illness, but if i am away at first because of a medical emergency then it is not my fault

so it will put me in the ER for medical emergency then get me in a mental hospital?

you realize you can just admit yourself right?

i don't want to lose weight!
see

Or you could, you know, just admit yourself into a mental hospital, they take walk in's, there isn't some bouncer at the door waiting with a DSM 5.

Took me well over a year to fuck myself up this well. Drop the electrolytes. Go for a more straight on approach.

I don't have xanax. I stopeed seeing my psychiatrist years ago and I was only prescribed respirodol, zoloft, and a little trazadone to sleep at night

Pics

You will literally lose weight faster if you just work out,dumbass.

If you binge/purge you will never create a workout habit And will just get fat again,start running track or some shit.

to a mental hospital yes but i don't want to do that because it will make living with my grandmother even worse and i can not stand that. if i am sent to the ER for medical reasons then it will be alright

You'll be there for a day or two, be sent home and everything will be the same again.

see

a year?! i have heard of women dying after becoming bulimic for 3 months! i just want to mess up my body. hmm. if you have any other suggestions about what I can do to speed up the process it would be appreciated.

see

You cannot help how anyone reacts to anything you do. Take control of your life. The position you are in is your own doing.

well this year christmas is on a monday so

22nd is a friday and i am sent to the er for a day or two. during that time I express how I am suicidal and i have to be kept for a minimum of 3 days. monday is christmas and by that time i know there will be no family at home. I can make my stay there ride out for atleast 5 days since i will sneak in a razor and self harm there.

I might even get myself admitted a day or two earlier since christmas time is usually when mental hospitals are full.

maybe you shouldn't have made poor financial life choices that made it so you have to live with your grandma?

i remember back then how anons would beg the OP to kill himself when a user posted a thread or link in a tread to a stream where he would kill himself. seriously,i have seen entire threads full of anons pretty much commanding the OP to stream his suicide. now MOST of you just say some pussy shit like "we can talk OP" or "dont do it youre worth somthing"
people back then would spam the board with memes and porn to kick off the stream,anons would be spamming the link.
now everybody (jk some anons) are huge cum guzzling faggots. cum dripping from your chin kinda faggot

gl buddy. i kinda starved myself for a bit over a year + drank and smoked almost daily. got super sick and am now living at home again with MS.

you might have to regret this until you die.

Nothing will happen if you mess up your body this way. It will bounce back before you know it. On the other hand you don't want to permanently damage yourself. This isn't the way. You'll be released from ER before you know it and will be back at square one.

Nah we just figured out nobody is gonna stream an heroing

yeah it's my fault. but i know things will be even more awful so i just don't want to deal with it

fucking this
if you want to go this badly you already belong there

you gotta still drink water, it'll fend off the hunger if you drink enough water

i'm mentally ill so i stay with her and that is one of the reasons why i live with her. i also live with her because she has fallen and fractured her neck and her kids don't come by to visit or take care of her, but i am still yelled at by my family for being useless. i know i'm shit but i don't want to be near my family

Your heart can literally stop at any time if you try that. You're risking death to get put into a hospital for a few days? You could do the same with a little self-harm without actually risking your life.

Seems like a terrible goal for you to have, but might as well pick the best option to accomplish it.

Well you're a girl and you don't fucking care for your life, why don't you just strip online and make some money and move out for a few days during christmas? Some creeps like obese girls

thanks. well, i don't mind if i die tbh. but thanks for being nice and wishing me luck

Then cut your wrists you dumb cunt, call 911 ask for an ambulance, say you slashed wrist, do it when you hear the sirens.

Tell them you have been hearing voice for awhile and recently when you feel down they bring you down, insult you, tell you to kill self, so you finally did it.

DONE!

Just call an mhl transport on yourself. You don't have to do any of the other shit. It's actually really easy to be admitted to mental hospitals.

you know you have a problem, so the first problem is overcome. honestly if you ventured out into life on your own, i think Sup Forums would give you advice. there are better ways than this insane plan to get away from your family.

well, while i am at the er I will tell them that I am suicidal. If i have to make up a plan like running into traffic and show them my scars then so be it. i know that they can not ignore suicidal plans and intent especially if i let them know that i intentionally depleted my body of electrolyes so that when i am hit by a car my heart won't be able to handle it

Post pics OP

Too bad, faggot. I enjoy this more.

This shit is so cringy. Let OP fuck up herself, if she thinks she needs to. Who the fuck cares, faggots? Let darwin do his work.

You can do all that without the whole ER thing. Good luck babes.

i will drink a lot of water to help with lowering my electrolytes

op?

been in a mental hospital twice.
once age 12 for depression, another age 17 for so-called anger issues. you don't want to be in these things, trust me. they're like a fucking prison except you've (probably) committed no crime.

This is not even such a terrible plan. I still think you could do better, but if you're determined you could actually pull this off.
I think you want things to get better. You're at the point at which you want to change things. This is the most important step.

Mate you're just an attention seeking retarded faggot fuck.

Listen to yourself, you're a dumbass.

too bad if you've never grown up. amazing that this supposed influx of 12 year olds has made the board more mature.

therapist here.
you'd have more success saying you're thinking of harming other people in addition to yourself. name names. particularly ones that think you dont like them for whatever reason.

either way. good luck. i think you're being stupid about this. so i hope you reconsider and realize its only a matter of time before you can choose to never see your family again.

well self harm is not a medical emergency and it will be obviuos to my grandmother that it is my fault since it is self inflicted. if you have advice on any on what else can get me put in the ER then please let me know

obviously self inflicted is not what i want

i have no interest in doing that or having my family find out or those who know me

already he can. uneducatedly i would guess that saying this would get you into trouble and the American Justice system sure isn't made to make things better.

op, maybe talk to your grandmother about this and just tell your family you don't want to see them.

but if i am admitted to the medical hospital first for emergency reasons then it won't be my fault so then my family can't blame me

Which country? I've heard of some unpleasant things occurring in mental hospitals.

Seems OP just want to hear what she believes in confirmed. It won't work OP. It won't.

Now post pics.

what way? i have to say hi to them when they get here and then i will hide in my room while they make snide remarks about me. i don't like the strong sense of hate that i feel from them. i would rather be at a hospital

THATS HOW YOU END UP IN A MENTAL WARD YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Okay, Fine, I'll call you on it, go out right now, start a fight with someone big, like fucking BIG! Call his mother your cock warmer.

Honestly you're just making excuses, little bitch.

the er is so that my grandmother and family think that i am in danger and that the danger is not my fault since they don't believe in mental illness

Bulgaria...

yeah it's me

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

then fucking go outside for the time they're there or actually own up to your failures
mate, they can't be that bad

i have been there 4 times (once when i was 20, twice when 22, and once when 24) and even the shitty one did not feel like a prison to me. i am fine with them

You know you can just walk up to the desk and say you think you want to kill yourself right?