What did the scroll say, Sup Forums?

What did the scroll say, Sup Forums?

Traps are gay.

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Boneless chicken is just chicken nuggets

"This statement is a lie."

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

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lel

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Obviously it was the script of the new Star Wars movie...

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It's just a few crudely drawn dicks.

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Or crudely drawn ducks.

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Violas are better than violins

There is no need to ever post in Sup Forums

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Some of my problems are my fault.

made this for the last time i saw this thread

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