Be me

>be me
>24yo kissless virgin
>social anxiety
>meaning can't talk to people, let alone girls
>no friends
>lonely as fuck
>depressed as fuck
>want to kill myself
>€40k on bank

how would you spend the money Sup Forums?


FAQ:
You must be fat and ugly, go hit the gym
>no, i'm not fat and not ugly (like average), and i already work out

You're a pathetic fag, kill yourself already
>i know already, no need to tell me, and i will, don't worry

Go see a therapist?
>been there done that, doesn't help

You probably made that money dealing drugs (or anything illegal thing related)
>nah just internet stuff cause i'm nerd (100% legal)

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I would buy that what i need and keep saving like what should you do maybe upgrade your gaming rig buy some games or clothes

Kom op man, je hebt nog een heel leven voor je. Social anxiety kom je wel over heen

already have anything i need

hoe

I was like you OP, only with more $$$. I blew some of it on Asian prostitutes and I've never been happier

No one cares attention whore, fuck off and die.

obviously didnt read faq

stop judging your "success" in life by other people. some people are meant to be alone in life, and that's okay.

buy a house, move out from your parents' basement, get a dog, you'll be fine.

already live on my own lol, why do you think i'm lonely as fuck

so buy a dog. gets you out of the house, gets you talking to people (mainly about mundane dog shit, but it's a start)

Door weer een keer succes te behalen. Ik ken je natuurlijk helemaal niet. Maar ik kan me voorstellen hoe je je voelt (been there). Wat voor mij hielp was gewoon uit de betekenisloze sleur stappen. Ga naar krav maga of ga beleggen, word pro gamer, wat dan ook waar je misschien goed in bent of je weer laat leven

i need money 4 college.

Waar woon je?

...

hoe is dat relevant? noord-brabant

let a cute girl live in your house for low rent duh.

You're a dude. get balls and man up .

Ik heb het andersom, geen geld hiero.

I love guns, I'm not sure how it is in your country but a nice gun and a day at the range might help you out.

I find that if you are anxious, like I am, have trouble with women, like I do, then what you need to do is force yourself into social situations. I was the biggest sperg-lord in highschool yet I managed to have quite a few girlfriends because I "faked it until I made it" I'm trying to do the same thing with my roommate who is in a rough spot.

Find a hobby and stick to it. Make sure it's something you enjoy and fuck anyone you says otherwise.

Rotterdam. Misschien moet je eens wat beleven bedoel ik! we kunnen erover praten user. Zou zonde zijn

I'd probably end up drinking it all away.

Fuck you.

Materialistisch gezien heb je het tenminste goed. Waar je je nu in bevindt is en blijft een fase, onthou dat en neem geen overhaaste beslissingen. Depressie fucked je, maar laat zien dat jij depressie harder terug kan fucken. Geef niet zomaar op, ik kom net uit een relatie van 3 jaar en zat ook in een dieptepunt. Zorg dat je doelen creëert om jezelf bezig te houden en jezelf te verbeteren als persoon. Je komt er uit man

we kunnen praten maar helaas helpt dat niet, maar ik waardeer je liefde

If you have that much money... Go to the U, S of A and do the bootcamp that you can find on this website theartofcharm.com/ . Listen to their podcasts in the meantime as they are booked out well in advance. After you've done the boot camp you may as well travel America with your new found skills and fuck bitches. Then come home and fuck some more bitches. Then when you're bored fucking bitches find one bitch and maybe marry her or do some other shit. Just go to America and do the bootcamp, I would do it if I had the money on me right now. Trust me, user, it'll be worth it.

this post again but this time you added and FAQ?

Hoe 40k met het internet dan?

depressie fuckt me inderdaad, dus misschien heb je gelijk

thanks for the advice, i'll definitely consider it, but how can you tell it's worth the money if you haven't done it?

Als je niemand toe laat die je wilt helpen mag je ook niet klagen he. Wat is situatie qua werk/ school? Vrije tijd enzo

yh figured it would come in handy as people say the same things all the time

beetje geluk met goedlopende websites

geen werk behalve eigen bedrijf, maar werk eigenlijk maar 1 uur per dag daar aan
ook nog hbo opleiding die ik bijna klaar heb, moet alleen nog afstudeerstage maar dat haat ik, dus stel ik al 2 jaar uit.
vrije tijd is voornamelijk in m'n eentje gamen (how pathetic)

Get a pup
Walk him daily, take good care of him
You will never be lonely ever again


>My dad drunkenly told me about when he was 26 he got himself a golden retriever pup because he was lonely and he's been with him ever since..I can't imagine what this dog means to him

Misschien kan je mij helpen met mijn website. Kan je ook logo's maken?

Wat speel je? Ps4?

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Go on to Spotify and just start listening to their podcasts (Art of Charm). After listening to a few you'll realise that the content is good and helpful. Just scroll through their podcasts and find a title that seems interesting and start listening, you won't regret it. It's all about self-improvement, it started out as a how to talk to women kind of thing but expanded into business, relationships and other areas. Give it a whirl bro and GODSPEED.

probeer een escort!

>Go on to Spotify and just start listening to their podcasts (Art of Charm). After listening to a few you'll realise that the content is good and helpful. Just scroll through their podcasts and find a title that seems interesting and start listening, you won't regret it. It's all about self-improvement, it started out as a how to talk to women kind of thing but expanded into business, relationships and other areas. Give it a whirl bro and GODSPEED.

>Get a pup
I love dogs but this would limit my freedom to go out and do things, because then the dog would be all alone. And who's gonna take care of him when I'm dead

Een beetje, wat voor website?

Nee eigenlijk alleen Rocket League en CoD: MW2 lol

ik heb al genoeg leegte in m'n leven, nog meer is niet nodig

Pay me a grand a month and i'll talk to you about shit like we're friends

get up your testosterone level
work out hard for a hour and if you adapt up the weights
shower cold
that's how i made from an beta to an alpha

Het is een soort blog over AI en Fin Tech. Maar daar heb ik nog een logo voor nodig. Wat voor sites zit jij in?

>social anxiety
This is a meaningless term. It's just a trumped-up excuse for failure.
>want to kill myself
Do it, you pointless faggot. Zero fucks will be given.

then you already know what to do

Teach me to make 40k savings doing Internet stuff and I'll legit be your friend, user.
Teach a man to fish and all.

Jabba won neechee kochba mu shanee wy tonny wya uska.

gaming

join the military, get meaning in your life

lol that looks more like japanese than dutch

The answer is simple man. Find a huge fat girl with no self esteem and get your fuck game up son. After you pound that shit out for a while you will be more confident.

Our military is shit. We don't even get proper gear.

oh it's star wars, don't watch those stuff

oh star wars, not into that :p

you could gift me Metal Gear Solid V on steam
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Spend it on therapy to overcome your social anxiety.

>Art of Charm
gna try

Lekker bezig man. Maar je moet echt even een nieuwe uitdaging hebben. En niet zo maar iets. Er is te veel leegte in je leven en je hebt iemand nodig die je begrijpt en in je gelooft. Jij ziet de bekenis niet in van HBO halen, het systeem in. Jij bent van een ander niveau en in denk dat je dat heel erg te kort komt in je huidige situatie

Christ, he's not that desperate.

Mwa, ander niveau weet ik niet. Heb niet echt de ambitie om te leren voor een of andere kutbaan, die ik toch niet wil hebben. En nee er is geen baan die ik wel leuk zou vinden, zelfs m'n huidige shit niet, doe het ook maar omdat het weinig moeite kost

Go to a bar with a friend. Hangout and when you have a good way to join a conversation join it. if nothing shares interest just repeat or find a bar closer to a major company that works in a shared interest. fuck what people "might"/won't think about you

heb je goede banden met familie?

Buy a corncob or cheap briar pipe and a pouch of tobacco. I've smoked a pipe for more than 20 years, and the only thing I've ever regretted was waiting to long to start. Pipe smoking is a solitary, contemplative, thoughtful experience. You have to develop a whole new set of skills for cleaning, repairing, packing, lighting, tamping, and smoking a pipe, and it occupies the fussy part of your brain which likes to fidget, leaving you free to think deeply.

And pipe tobacco (the good stuff anyway, not the dreadful drug store brands like Captain Black's or Borkum Riff or Amphora) is made for flavour rather than convenience, so it tastes nothing like cigarattes. Pipe tobacco is made by master tobacconists with decades of experience using the same techniques used by vintners.

Hahahahaha stelletje homo's.

HBO =/ studeren

>with a friend
read OP

Ja dat denk je nu. Nu je alles uitstelt, de makkelijkste weg kiest en voor je dopamine gaat gamen. Jij kan echt wel beter dan dit en dat weet je zelf ook!

this pasta I haven't seen yet?

heb ook niet gezegd dat het een prestatie is ofzo lol, vind het ook maar kut

nee niet echt

Zou het ook wel kunnen ja, maar ben ik dan wel blij?

Ill gladly take €1k

Op,

I've been in long term relationship for the last 8 years. I have two girls on the side that I regularly go on dates with and a couple female friends that I occasionally hook up with. I get phone numbers like once a week. I'm not super hot or fit. My job sucks. My car is from 2001. You want to know how I do it? I'm fucking nice, I tell jokes, I don't take shit too seriously and I'm confident.

Make a dating profile and message some women with similar interests. Start going to Meetups with people your age. Women who hike have a lot of pent of energy. You join a hiking group and chat up some single milfs, you will probably get laid. Get them laughing. Be the fun guy. Show up to a board game meetup with pizzas and say "pizzas, motherfuckers!"

>Get them laughing. Be the fun guy.
what part of social anxiety don't you get?

No, I smoke a fucking pipe, am old enough to order a beer without being carded, and am capable of assembling a grammatical sentence.

Ben je nu blij?. Jij moet gewoon iets vinden waarbij je tevreden kan zijn. De oplossing is dichterbij dan je denkt maar jij wilt het niet inzien.

Buy a decent car.
I was in the same position a few months ago (24 kissless virgin). I bought a Subaru WRX in late August. I know it's a douchebag car, but it boosted my confidence significantly because I walked around thinking "fuck those guys, I drive a racecar". Since then, I've dated a few girls, and as of yesterday, I'm not longer kissless.
I feel you bro, but buy something that you can boost your confidence with.

oh i'll add these kind of things to my faq

florian

hey im a poor girl i need the money

nee maar shit doen waar ik helemaal geen zin in heb gaat me zeker niet blij maken

maar heb je skype ofzo?

Jouw social anxiety houdt je tegen. Je vermijdt elke situatie want het maakt je niet 'blij'. Ik heb mensen eerder geholpen. En jij hebt zoveel anxiety, dat je voor alles wel een excuus verzint alleen om contact of zelfs blijdschap te vermijden.

How old are you?

Telegram?

>24yo

true story maarja hoe verander ik dat

ill b ur friend man, give me something i can contact u on ;)

wacht moet ff maken dan

Heb je snap? Telegram? Iets met een username? Ik heb geen skype..

>snap
samanthaa.xx123

nee ben geen meisje :p

Buy drugs and use them

buy me steam games
lol

hey flikker, een tip voor jou.

kijk eens samen met je huisarts oid of je misschien medicijnen kunt krijgen als diazepam of iets anders wat zulke angsten etc tegenhoud.

>smoking a proven deadly substance that doesn't even get you high
Protip: you smell bad. You don't know, because smoking kills your sense of smell. But you stink, user, and repel any and all girls in a 20' radius.

Yo op, can you pass me $750 so i'll actually be able to go to my last semester of college without getting a huge loan like the past 2 years?

First, pipe smoke doesn't smell bad. Most people enjoy the smell of pipe smoke and associate it with their grandfathers. Second, according to the National Institute of Health, moderate pipe-smoking actually INCREASES your lifespan. More than 50 years of meta-data shows that pipe-smokers who don't inhale have a 0.8 likelihood of early death -- meaning they're 20% *less* likely to die an early death.

>diazepam
ja heb die shit wel maar daarvan ga je slapen en geen chicks fixen

lagere dosis nemen, of ander middel proberen.

voor mij persoonlijk werkt het namelijk wel (en ik weet het iedereen is anders.)

heb je ook sociale angst?