Ask politically "incorrect" orthodox Jew anything

I actually believe in this stuff, unlike the average "chasid"

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Is your last name Shapiro?

What part of New York?

you're the second one today :^)

Are you the same guy from last night who was posting with an African proxy?

Let f(x) = (x^2+4x)^(1/3) and let g(x) be an antiderivative of f(x). If g(5) = 7, what is g(1)?

Are you classified as
>white
in official documents?

No. I'm not Ashkeanzi. I have a very Arabaic-Judaic sounding last-name.

I live 10 minuets from UCLA.

No, I would never purposely mislead Sup Forums regarding my nationality because that ruins the culture of the board.

Fuck people who do that. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im lacking in neural pathways. Im awfully sore against G-d over it but what can you do.

Heard you're all pedos. Is it true?

Im classified as a caucaision.

My mom's birth certificate calls her a "kalmoni" which is the old farci word for Jew.

I see what you did there :^)

According to the Torah, everyone is a closet pedo at some level.

Fuck yourself

Ill pray for you

Did the holocaust happen at all, was it greatly exaggerated, or did it happen the way they say it did?

How come you wear magic underwear?

is your name David?

So you value Jewish life over the lives of goyim?

You're pretty based.

However, I've read that your religion does not entertain the notion of Hell. If I remember correctly, you don't believe in an afterlife.
I consider this problematic as these views lead to nihilism and other superficial egoisitic notions in more morally abject individuals; would this also apply to you and to a further extent Hebrews in general?

Why do jews tend to lean left? Is there something in the teachings of the Torah that makes them embrace socialist policies?

Why won't you leave the white goyim alone?

You sound pretty smart to me space cowboy

The holocaust happened, 6 million count is accurate, Nazis kept records, go ask a historian who isn't an enemy of the Jews about it. Also my fiancée said her father never met her grandfather because her grandfather was murdered by Nazi collaborators. So her grandmother was lying? What happened to the grandfather?

Prove that you are "red-pilled" by typing "God" not "G-d".

Died in the Sparticist Uprising probably.

One reason Jews wear tzitzit is because it protects us from negative spiritual forces.

However, a non-Israelite who wears tzitzit attatches himself to impure forces and Satan is given permission to bring him into judgement.

You're not the problem and I could happily live apart, but in peace with the orthodox kikes.

But when are you going to deal with your liberal, secular kin? Surely once we're gone they'll go after you next?

>Nazis kept records
But there aren't any that mention murdering Jews.

Yes, it is not forbidden to type God. Only to write it, because we fear that it will come to be erased and treated disrespectfully.

If it were forbidden to type God, then it would be forbidden to own a computer or text on a phone because every time you scroll up the screen you would be "erasing."

>6 million count is accurate

Almost had me there Dave

Well we hope they are open to analyzing Judaism more seriously on an intellectual level and ask questions.

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> I'm not Ashkenazi
How does it feel like being a degenerate without having the average 116 IQ points?

Ashkenazi Jew masterrace confirmed

ok well, let people do their own research and they can draw their own conclusions.

Also those elderly survivors I met were just lying? My recently deceased Rabbi (of blessed memory) was lying about his parents surviving aushwitz?

8

Feels suicidal man

Nobody ever answers Belgium.

>I realize my question was shit but still...

Your thoughts on goyim?

Depends on what he said. If he said there were gas chambers then yes.

Speaking of which, are you one of the those orthodox jews who circumvents all of the restrictions of the Shabbat by attempting to trick God on technicalities?

Don't you think God is smart enough to see that you are deliberately bending the rules? Wouldn't this anger him even more than disregarding the rules altogether?

Examples:
sickchirpse.com/orthodox-jews-gadgets-sabbath-rules/

Belgium itself is the wrong answer

>who isn't an enemy of the Jews

Anyone who doesn't agree with a Jewish narrative is "the enemy of the Jews".

Isn't it funny how that works?

When a Jew lies he speaks his native tongue.

Literally stole a nation from an unarmed people using a 2,000 year old religious claim.

We definitely do believe in the afterlife and we believe in Hell, but our concept is different from the christian concept.

No, I don't go by David.

Im required to violate Shabbos to save the life of a Jew, but Im not allowed to on Shabbos for a gentile unless it would lead to a desecration of the name of Judaism. So the Torah for sure values frumme Juden over goyim.

I don't do that Taquiya shit, I tell you what Judaism actually says.

How does that answer my question? Drop your distractive tactics Shlomo.

Like Jews, the ones who warrant appreciation are recognized for it, the ones who don't, the same.

No, I follow what the leading Sages of the generation prescribe.

Depends on how you interpret that term ;)

OK, that's cool then.

Keep cruisin', Kosher-bro.

no one cares you filthy eastern European swine

>Ask politically "incorrect" orthodox Jew
So basically you are like everyone else on this board? Welcome.

>I live 10 minuets from UCLA.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso

Don't call yourself a Jew.

You are an impersonator.

Pic related.

Will Delete Thread With Hacks If You Don't Take Back Calling Yourself A Jew.

no one needs jewish maledictions, Deicide.

I was just kidding, I have some jewish friends and they lean left (just like most jews here). They also use Israel as a prime case of democracy and the best country on Earth because of its socialist policies and broad welfare.

naw, I know a Rabbi who met someone who saw people get gassed. The jig is up, Ed Norton.

I never met a father of a son of a jewish whore because he didn't die in AUSCHWITZ.

naw nigga I Iz the true Is'rai'el

We wuz slaves in Egypt n shet

Fuck Israel

Kabballah literaly pushes the jew to create a hell on earth with the jew as the landlord and the goy as slave.

Ok Achmed. Say hi to Illuminati pope for me.

you don't know shit about Kabbalah, like these Israeli chicks who go to that fucking center and they have chad bfs with tattoos and piercings, when my Rabbi gave me permission to learn Zohar (Sephardim don't do that wait till your 40 stuff, that is an Ashkenazi practice)

Your sense of pain, generally speaking as a race, isn't as heightened as it is for the TJs ( True Jews™ ) and plus back then, people in general had a less sensitive sense of pan. Not to mention people followed G-d's law better back then, so slaves were less likely to be mistreated.

You have 600 seconds to take back your calling yourself a Jew bro. Don't make me do it.

You worse then stereotypical Jews, you don't control the media or have lots of money. You're a failure Jew, buddy.

Regards, another failure Jew from Serbia.

how do you feel about the islamification of europe?

Why do you call yourself the chosen ones? Are you worth more in the eyes of God?

And what happens to non-Jews in the afterlife? Are you like Muslims who believe only other Muslims go to heaven?

Tell me about "star of david". It is not mentioned in the Tanakh and propably not in the Talmud. Where does it come from?

ARE YOU THE BASED BLACK MAN?

United European, Israeli, American kebab removal soon?

Im not afraid of you.

Hashem yee'sh'lach ra'ah alei'cha

ayy lmao

Have you been to Israel and would you ever do aliyah?

I went last year and it is a pretty interesting place.

Your sort are mostly in Jerusalem though, Tel Aviv was full of SJW and big titties Jewesses in bikinis.

Its based in Kabbalah.

It symbolizes how we reach out to God above, and He pours blessing from above.

What are your thoughts on immigration in the US?

I hope so. Arabs are just bad people, including the secular, educated Arabs. They literally use Islam as their own little club to get into wife swapping and they use religion to control the "true believer" sheep. They are all memes that Sup Forums believes about Jews but infinitely worse.

Build a fucking wall so Arabs and illegals cant get in.

What does triangle symbolize?
Is it simply arrow up and down?
Why name it according to David?

Mebe.

You passed the test, congrats.

Sorry I had to do that to you, I had to see if you really valued your judaism, tell me, what do you think of my 7 page pdf, sites.google.com/site/thehappiestpoints/ ?

It requires genius-level verbal iQ to understand, so don't sweat it if it seems incoherent.

Yes.

Not until Moshiach comes.

I hope Tel Aviv gets nuked.

Why haven't you been able to wrestle your ethnicity and religion back from the fake jews yet?

MAGA

My pdf shows what significance the star of david has.

but my pdf is hard to understand, at best, for you, i recommend spirit science episode 6, google it it is on jewtube

Read what I posted.

I don't know, ask a Rabbi.

Yeah I'm not reading all that shit lol

Because the Jews wont let

lol no, just post Hebrew Israelite videos and I will critique them

why cut off the foreskin ?

According to Kabbalah, six represents truth, and truth refers to Torah.

It rectifies the sin of Adam.

but that shit was eves fault

They were kicked out because Adam blamed God for giving him Eve, in denial of the kindness God gave to Adam in giving him a wife. Not being appreciative is a grave sin.

take the indefinite integral of f8x) it's an easy one too.

you of made it funner if you had asked what were the answer(s) to this differential equation y'+2x(y)=xy^2

you know all those God stories are fables, right?

It appears that in God's original plan, we were supposed to have been born without a foreskin, but Adam's sin created a blemish in the spiritual genes of humanity that manifest in the form of a foreskin that requires circumcision.

Naw, Ive done a lot of research. Nice try, Satan. :^)

>God's original plan

>Little did they know, Im the true red pill

what is your opinion on the Romanian Iron Guard

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I have no opinion

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Did you know that Christ fullfilled at least 353 prophecies in the Tanakh.
accordingtothescriptures.org/prophecy/353prophecies.html

Damn, that guy sells that fedora.

Fedoras are only meant for formal dress, you fucking aspies.

topkek

>Ashkenazi
>116 average IQ
Man those giant sample sizes of 17 seem a little bit small compared to the 2000 or so for other groups. But I wouldn't know, i'm not a big brained genius jew. Ironic when you realize those studies are done by jewish doctors as well must be a pure coincidence.