World Cup Qualification Europe 2: Electric Boogaloo

Discuss.

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I'm literally going to church in one bong and twenty bings to pray for a victory to us and a draw in Montenegro-Poland

2nd for the shanty town of BeNeLux

>posting american k/o times

We gonna beat 'em wankuhz

Germany
Czechs
Armenia
Lithuania/draw
Northern Ireland
Pooland
Denmark/draw
Slovakia
Slovenia

Friendly reminder the clocks went forward one hour

Not really.

Are Germany going to go with a meme lineup like in the friendly, or their strong team?

Probably something in between.

The Key players gonna be from the A-squad, maybe some B-Squad players when Löw can allow it

What kind of fucked up times are they?

Worst matchday yet. England vs Lithuania mite b cool

>heavy snowfall in fucking late march

thanks israel

>Kazakhstan
>Europa

oy vey

Pls don't forget about your Sup Forumsartan m8s and pray for our well-being as well :3

Donnarumma to spurs WHEN?

FIFA's definition of Europe is actually interesting, if we ignore Israel presence as that was because otherwise we would get bombing every time.

>its a my mum ruins mothers day cause shes a raging alcoholic episode

I didn't know it wasn't a single day worldwide

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_Day#Dates_around_the_world

Mix some bleach into her drinks. Problem solved.

Don't worry, Mother's Day is actually in May so she didn't ruin it today.

>going to church
For what purpose?

JFs are getting BTFO tonight

Can someone hit me up with the freshest NL memes? If I'm gonna wallow on humiliation I at least want to do it with some humor

LOLLAND
O
L
L
A
N
D

List of countries that will pass the first round:

Group A. Frogs
Group B:Poortugal
Group C: Ball Musk
Group D: Potato Farmers
Group E: Mount Negro
Group F: >England
Group G: Moors
Group H: Lelgium
Group I: Croatia (WC 2018 winners)

What about it?

>he still lives with his mother
If my kid was that much of a fuckup I'd drink as well

>meets portugal in the quarter finals
>nervouspepe.jpg

What about the playoffs?

Germany, Czechs, draw, England, draw, Poland, draw, Slovakia, Slovenia.

Norway is shit, why don't you believe in your loyalist Irish brothers?

Is there gonna be a seperate thread for Scotland - Slovenia, or are Scots to shit for that?

Portugal gets knocked out by a suprise Aguero goal before we meet them.

Italy, Iceland, Serbia and Netherlands

>Defoe starting

About time too

>Netherlands making the playoffs in their current state

...

Even if they (>we) win everything except France away then it's still likely they're the worst 2nd place team and won't make the play-offs.

Leno; Kimmich, Höwedes, Hummels, Hector; Khedira, Kroos; Müller, Schürrle, Draxler; Gomez

I still don't get why Germany are persisting with the Kimmich as a RB thing. He doesn't seem like that good of a RB to me.

>dutchies now pretending to be german

should we come over for another anschluss again? :3

>Schürrle
it's over
we're finished
almost as bad as holland

Ich würde gerne Laura Wontorra ficken

too*

I had to, sorry.

>google "Laura Wontorra"
wew, guess I don't need to translate that sentence

When ENGLAND win today, you'll all be sorry.

Please prepare ADEQUATE apology now

It's true, we're shit.

I have an apology prepared for the unlikely event of scotland beating slovenia.

@Germans

Where is the Germany match shown?

ARD/ZDF is showing the Saarland election coverage

>mfw I only just found out Denmark's GK is Leicester's memester

how will we cope

RTL

thanks

Why is there no match thread for Germany - Azerbaijan?

>CDU 40%
>AfD 6%

why are Saarlanders such cucks

well, at least the greens got BTFO

because nobody gives a fuck, I literally have to force myself to watch this match

seriously

what the fuck?

we all know who will win, no need to discuss it.
azerbaijan is just too strong

kek that foul from khedira

>gara garayev with a cheeky 90' winner

>only 6%
>still 0-0

JUST

Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre Andre

SCHLAAAAAND

>(You)

...

>san marino

>all these horrible passes on both sides

>match start 20:45
fuck off

>Müllel
>Khedira

Kek

>germany

Lol

LGTSS

>Nazis

What the fuck are you doing krauts. Stop choking you faggots.

>the World Champions

>>Nazis

Back to pleddit, lad

>nazis

They don't give a fuck, since they know they're going to win the group anyway.

Just like we lost in Ireland in the last qualifiers.
Sorry Czechbros.

Why did Kroos get the autism tattoos

haha how could you concede against Azerbaijan. hhahahaha dropping points against such a micronation

DA MÜLLERT ES WIEDER

MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER MÜLLER

well, that didn't last very long

You

apologize

Schürrle and Müller seem to be the only ones who give 100% today

The rest of the team seems like they want to sleep.

He's getting ready for the WC. Klose record ain't gonna break itself.

yes, imagine that

european qualifiers are so fucking boring

i cant even imagine how its going to be when the WC has 48 teams

>"San Marino gloriously qualifies to the WC for the first time after defeating Gibraltar ½-0 in penalties after 120 minutes of no chances. With this San Marino ends in the first place of his group of 2 members"

it's still more exciting then the south american league mode, where you face the same countries every year 2bh

agreed 100%

>the guy who scored against us unironically plays for Erzgebirge Aue

JUST

but they have the fairest method

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PUSH IT

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PUSH IT

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PUSH IT

>tfw just finished an entire can of Pringles

i feel disgusted by myself

Aua aua :DD

lmao chili wouldn't qualify from a single group

I bet you can't finish another one

Denmark, besides Eriksen, is there anyone we should be afraid of tonight?

i don't have another one availabe, but i wouldn't try even if i had

that shit is cancerous, yet so tasty that i can't stop eating it
send help ;_;