Be american

>Be american
>Suck a fucking cock
LOL

Good thread

>Be american
>live in the USA
>call yourself "american" instead of "united statian"

Green card got denied, did it?

>Americans microwave their dicks

>be american
>get shot

>be american
>be obese

dumb weeb

...

>Visiting Italy
>People ask where I'm visiting from
>Remember Sup Forums being autistic about America
>Say United States
>Multiple people are slightly puzzled
>German has no idea wtf I mean
>Say America
>Instantly get it

fake

What's "it"?

>those flags
Really doubt an American who could probably purchase you and your family cares about your inane thoughts

shot

thanks, pooch.

You are subhuman filth

KHAN'd

>akmed trying to defend USA so that they don't bomb his cousins

OP's got a point

>shitbongstan replies to my thread

AWWW YEAH
THAT WAS A TRIPLE

>51st state defending its daddy
K E K

I am greek you subhuman

I was born American and I've lived here 36 years and I have never sucked a cock even once. Nice trips.

>be American
>microwave your foreskin before receiving daily autism vaccine

would you suck mine

how do you feel about the >be american >get shot meme?

Not a chance fat boy.

Well I've never been shot either, but statistically speaking it does happen a lot so....You know. It is what it is.

If 8's get, Mexico sucks more cock than Murrica. Checkem.

no, i mean, do you get triggered? offended?

Oh, nah man, the meme is clearly based in truth. I'm just glad I don't live in a ghetto city anymore. That shit is not my problem now.

>statistically speaking it does happen a lot

Yeah if you're black and involved in drugs.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA