*soon*

*soon*

y u do dis :/

Can't wait. I freaking love those stupid things.

wtf is that ?

store-bought, confectionery heaven in a box.

Just buy fancy cakes. They're the same thing, just not shaped like a Christmas tree.

not the same.

Exactly the same.

But it goes with the season user.

yo nig go get yourself those chocolate fall party cakes

but it's not a tree.

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Zebra Cake in the shape of a tree? ok.

totally different from zebra cakes. you're not even close

Being this wrong

I see the corporate razzle-dazzle has you

not the same!!

hnnnnnnnnnng christmas tree cakes

>not shaped like a Christmas tree
go fuck yourself

just eat a swiss roll or something man its all the same shit

have u gone mad?! it's these little things that make the season special. don't fight it

is this a joke?

checked

Any combination of cake and cream is Peeps Tier. The wafer-based Little Debbies are the only good ones. Chocolate + peanut butter was a school lunch staple. You get to peel it apart one layer at a time then scrape the chocolate mush off your thumb with your teeth. The cakes were lame as fuck.

the day of reckoning is upon us

Party cakes.yup

its october

Thank fuck I'm not the only one who loves this.

Also these

this was my childhood

Even fucking sooner, and EVEN FUCKING BETTER.
Maybe if more people stop eating that chalky, pasty gutter-trash, Little Debbie will discontinue them and make more of these SUPERIOR, GOD TIER SNACK CAKES.

they will be in stores right after halloween

BRO I got a box the other day. Shit was cash.

Not yet!

FUCCKKKKKKKK!

it always is

Fucking Plebs

Those things are shit

They are not the same. Pic related.

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THIS HOLY FUCK

that's a cosmic brownie with green icing.

eat shit and get out

I need to be killed

i wouldn't feed those to my neighbours dog.
and i dislike that dog.

That looks pretty dank. What's up with that file name though? Fucking KYS

wtf is that even? ice cream sandwich bathing in yogurt?

ghetto would be an ice cube with sugar on it L O L

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Not living until you've had one of these bad boys

>not knowing a vanilla snack pack when he sees one

holy shit faggot

this

>chocolate & orange flavour
>together

oh god i want some RIGHT NOW

how do you know its not just solid chocolate in the shape of an orange?

seriously what is that thing

Hell I don't even like chocolate and they're pretty good, after thanksgiving keep an eye out and give one a try.

you're not understanding the difference you fucking asperger pleb

It is better than you think, i didn't try one until my wife brought one home and they are awsome.

No it has a hint of orange, with actually decent quality chocolate too.

Better than these by far.

WORLDLY POSSESSIONS HAVE NO MEANING TO ME

>how do you know
easter 2004. Got one of these vile things in my basket. The only time I ever threw up from eating candy

happy holidays to you too OP

INFIDELS!!
I HAVE TRANSCENDED, BEYOND YOUR MERE MORTAL SNACK CAKE UNDERSTANDING.
I HAVE SEEN THE WORLDS END AND ITS REBIRTH A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, AND HAVE TASTED SNACK CAKES THE LIKE OF WHICH YOU COULD NOT COMPREHEND.
ALL PROTO-HUMANS SHALL BEND THE KNEE!!!

I do understand the difference. I prefer the Christmas tree cake over the zebra cakes. The fucking sprinkles must have crack in them or something.

Dammit inner fatty, why do you want this? Fuck you OP

post your tits

>that sweet sprinkle crunch

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ha

Also... c’mon? No love for these guys? It’s like the jizz of god in your mouth.

u wud lik jiz in ur mout

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I'd pie those creams

sure, they're pretty good i guess, if you like gutter trash...

The future is now

pointless calorie bombs

they are a close second to the Christmas tree cakes.

What about coffee sticks? Yeah that roof-of-mouth residue shit is weird and all, but they are pretty good, no?

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Agreed, but they sucked ass with coffee

You user are about to make me cry. I also remember Archway being the "fancy" cookies and my mom wouldn't always buy them. However, the carpenter at the shop my dad worked at used to horde that stuff. I would sneak them at they always had the faint trace of cigarettes, machine oil or wood smoke used to heat the shop. I was fat around 10 but then discovered road cycling in high school.

Whenever I eat that stuff now I miss the taste of pollution. Rust Belt Americana runs deep.

IT'S ONLY FUCKONG OCTOBER GOD DAMNIT