Sup Forumsros help me out. Other than redbull/coffee, what can I use to wake me up. I'm at the office so no drugs...

Sup Forumsros help me out. Other than redbull/coffee, what can I use to wake me up. I'm at the office so no drugs. Anyone know any recipes or something? I sit next to the boss and am about to fall asleep

what happened to frankenstein?

get a script for adderall

>I sit nest to the boss
>posts that pic

To be honest, eating an apple will usually do the trick. Look it up.

inject adderline

Ginseng

There is a partition between us and I'm on mobile. He cant see my desk unless he looks over the partition or stands up. Hes in a mmeeting or something now so im good

Meth would probably help

A good night's rest

>promotes relaxation
Fucking with me user?

Caffeine only works the first time you drink it
Then you need to take a week off for your body to recover
If you don't then you will feel like you have no energy always
Instead of coffee, eat an apple when you wake up
The chewing pumps blood to your head and the roughly 13 grams of natural sugar will give you a similar buzz to caffeine
Try two apples if you're feeling lucky

Without getting into all the other negative effects of coffee
Apples are fucking amazing and your fat jew enslaved ass should try one

Pound a glass of water

Or you can rub hand sanitizer under your nostrils, that shit will wake you instantly

/fit/?

They sell caffeine pills on amazon

>Caffeine only works the first time you drink it

i like a big can of Monster and Redbull together

white can without sugar

A grapefruit will kick you in the ass for a good few hours, fresh citrus is good for you on several levels too.

You caught me
Okay I should rephrase that
Coffee is like heroine
You have to keep using it after you have your first dose or you don't feel normal anymore
You will experience withdrawals such as a mild headache and lack of energy

>I'm at the office so no drugs.
Is this not the best time to do productivity drugs

I mean i just cant go get coke or modafinil around the corner

Night boys...