Donald Trump is in Game of Thrones

>Donald Trump is in Game of Thrones

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>implying anybody could escape the Donald

His plan was pretty good. Give ships to the dragon queen and conquer the seven kingdoms with her.

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Both are insecure enough they have to reference their "large" penis
>I assure you there's no problem there
>an my big cock
lmao, build fleet

Wrong

Hold the door shit made me cringe. This show is shit.

Trump was Tywin L.

I'M GONNA BUILD THE BEST SHIPS

He is absolutely based in the books, don't let this fat faggot trick you.

>Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray
>Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower? No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap

Trump will have the strongest fleet.
The best one.
Trust him.
He loves ships

Trump is going to travel far to the east to secure his beautiful bride.

Are you one of the shills in /got/? Fucking roach

>Watches tv shows and doesn't become emotionally invested

>Trump is going to travel far to the east to secure his beautiful bride.

No I loved the show until the hodor means hold the door shit. Made me cringe so bad. Fucking hell was that in the books?

Dude a great character like hodor dying because bran JUST HAD TO go vision questing Un assisted, gets touched by WW, and therefore leads the army to them, pissed me off. Fucking hodor was cool and that faggot bran was a dumb cunt. Hold the door meaning hodor was fucking cringey as fuck.

Can someone explain to me the Hodor thing? How does present Hodor getting eaten by zombies effect past Hodor's speech ability?

Yea bran is a huge faggot. He does everything wrong and gets people killed.

>HOD DA DOR

it will be yes, the produces didn't think that themselves

>Bran is in the past vision
>needs to warg Hodor in the present
>for some reason can't wake up from vision
>wargs Hodor in the vision which makes him control Hodor in the present
>Hodor in the vision gets same commands as Hodor in the present
>gets commanded to hold the door by Bran
>is no door for him to hold
>brain is getting fried

But really it all was stupid and made no sense

In the original you could at least understand what that shit was about, i had to look up what was going on because the translation messed it up

They didn't explain it at all which really hurt the scene.

I don't that fake and gay garbage. What character is that?

Are you a fucking woman or something? You sound like a fag.
>emotionally invested in game of thrones

Top fucking kek.

>dog dies for no reason
>xeno scum dies for no reason (why not throw the grenade, that's how its supposed to be used)
>HOLDTHEDOOR nerd dies for no reason

All this forced drama

Make the iron islands great again

IT'S BRUE

>I know the Seven Kingdoms, theyre great people, terrific people, I pillage them, they know me, they're great, but they're ripping us off, they're laughing at us.

We're gonna build a fleet!

I tell ya it's true it's gonna so big and so beautiful and we are gonna start winning again let me tell you.

This guy is fucking based. The feminist womxn warrior (Shillary) and dickless cuck (Bernie) will pay the price for their treason.

>we will build the greatest fleet that anyone has ever seen before
>her own people turn against her and chase her off

I thought Yara was Trump.

MAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

>no eyepatch
>no blue lips

What the fuck? It's just Fat Theon.

So Bran basically spent 12 years a Hodor?

The entirety of Game of Thrones feels like plagiarism to me.

>Children of the Forest = Irish mythology

In Christian/Irish mythology the Tuatha Dé Danann were supernatural inhabitants of Ireland. They could use magic and were "elf" like.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuatha_Dé_Danann

Then from the Iberian peninsula, modern day Spain, the Big Spanish Cock or Milesians started sailing north to settle Ireland. The Tuatha didn't like this so they used magic to cause storms to fuck up the Milesian fleets before they reached Ireland but it wasn't enough.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milesians_(Irish)

The Tuatha and the Milesians fought to a stalemate and peacefully agreed to share Ireland, with the Milesians taking the "World Above" and the Tuatha getting the "World Below".

Milesians = First Men
Tuatha Dé Danann = Children of the Forest
Ireland = Hibernia in Latin = Land of Winter or Land of Always Winter.

George RR Martin just picked and pulled apart little pieces of mythology and history to make his book. The entire War is based off the War of the Roses.

BTW.

If Bran can warg into people while visiting the past then he probably tried to get King Aerys II to burn all of the White Walkers/Others. The whispers that drove the Mad King insane may be Brans. He may have meant to get him to "burn them all", meaning the White Walkers, to prevent everything that is happening in the current timeline and accidentally caused him to try to burn the city down and burn his grandfather/uncle.

>WE'RE GONNA BUILD THE GREATEST FLEET THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL, IT'S GONNA BE YUGE PEOPLE.. YUUUGGGEEEE

I did find it funny how he wants to join forces with Dany after scoffing at the idea of a female ruler like 10 seconds before saying that.

ya he just jumpled like everything together in one story

wait an author uses history and mythology as inspiration

what the...hold the phones

BUILD FLEET

Wait....wait...listen, it's going to sound crazy, what...what if....what if the author used real world inspiration?

The Christian monks who wrote the mythology about the Milesians and the Tuatha seemed to do okay making OC.

More like marrying her with force and then conquered the Seven Kingdoms, using her bloodline as a excuse.

doesnt add up. now youre going to tell me the free cities are like the middle east and the Dothraki are like the mongols reigning over central asia

Book Euron is better.

honestly was not expecting the actor for this character to look like this...

The gods have another concept of time.

>BTW.
>If Bran can warg into people while visiting the past then he probably tried to get King Aerys II to burn all of the White Walkers/Others. The whispers that drove the Mad King insane may be Brans. He may have meant to get him to "burn them all", meaning the White Walkers, to prevent everything that is happening in the current timeline and accidentally caused him to try to burn the city down and burn his grandfather/uncle.
LOVE, TARS!

Im not seeing it. Hes a drug addict who is a well known leader and fighter, who does some black magic.

In the show hes is a known leader trader and fighter. He wants to make the iron islands great again.

>Check my big cock, you have no cock... hurr durr hurr.
>Lets go murder them
>Shit, they stole my ships.. whatever, go build me some more.


He sucks, mate

someone from bongland needs to explain this

Youre dissing lack of character development on a show that doesnt even have time in the 10 hour season to do anything. Its also like the second time we have seen him on screen. Theon and Yara were weak like burnie and clinton.

free cities are like the Italian city states
Braavos is Venice, etc
Slaver's Bay is the middle east/ North Africa, there's even pyramids in that area in the books

This metaphor stuff is getting too fucked up.


Stronk independent womyn (Shillary) wants to be first ever queen (POTUS), cucked rightful heir stands aside to let her win (Biden/Sanders) and then endorses her. People say no, because they want MIIGA with Euron (Trump). Defeated cucksf lee Iron Islands (cucks probably will to Cananda). First orders of the new king are build the fleet again and bigger and greater than ever before (basically Trump's defence policy). Wants to hunt down and kill the fleeing cucks (bring Obama/Clinton/Bush family to justice?). Then talks about looking further afield for a powerful new ally in the east (Putin).

This might be one to watch it's literally real world metaphors from two Hollywood elite kikes producing the show...

yea

MAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN!

His plan was retarded though. How the fuck does he even know she's in need of ships? Her fleet got burned in episode 1 of this season, how did he hear about that if he was on his way back to the Iron Islands? Also he doesn't even have the ships yet, he's planning on BUILDING 1000 ships, then sailing them all over and hoping Dany hasn't acquired some ships in the years it'll take to do all that.

Time has no meaning in this universe.

It wasn't so bad when it was just Littlefigner getting around the map at a ridiculous pace and showing up everywhere, but now it's retarded.

This
Give a more valid reason why he sucks after more has been shown of him. Until then, stfu fucking Buloglian Khan

He was the one who burned them dummy.

STUPID NERDS GET OUT

He's leading the Harpies doofus dick.

I fucking hate how they got rid of Dragon Binder and the Kings Moot

I wish they had Lord Manderly.

>fat ass guy carried on a litter
>eating pies

So many awesome characters and scenes removed from from the story....why do I watch the dribble.

If it wasn't for my gf liking the show I would not be watching it.