ITT, retarded things youve done,
> be me
> 14 at the time
> on some new sleep pills , so i decide to take a shower before bed
> take shower
> go to bed
> next morning forget i left the water on
> freak out
> started worrying about the water bill
> decide not to shower for 5 days, so the bill would even out
wow op that's retarted as fuck
whats retarded about that?
sad
relate-able
and funny at once
6/10
>be teenager
>pretty much a slave to my own cock
>slept unprotected with 3 women who had herpes and several who may or may not have been diseased
>Mfw Im still as clean as a whistle
Dont be dumb, underageb&s. Not everyone has my luck
>be me
>be in highschool
>new indian kid comes in
>doesnt have much friends so i decide i'll indoctrinate him into my friend group
>genuinely thought his name was Bahood
>called him Bahood for half a year, he was too timid to correct me
>mfw he left school because of bullying
>mfw i was trying to be nice but instead made him move schools
>mfw Bahood is the name of an indian charcter from a sit com i watched
>be me
>12, 13ish
>Didn't fit it in school
>Got detention for something I can't even remember what
>Thought getting in trouble would make me "cooler"
>Decided to announce to the class I just got detention
>Everyone just stares in silence
When I was 14 I had really bad acne on my arms for some reason. I was embarrassed about it and told everyone it was skin cancer. A bunch of get well soon cards show up at my house and I have to explain to my mom what I did. She takes me to my school to come clean and I find out they were planning a run raised for my treatment.
I moved schools a few months later.
Fund raiser
Thanks autocorrect.
Made me kek/10
> be me
> read this thread
I honestly really appreciated this
Thank you
I may have taken a shit on a kids slide at a park more than once...
>jerked off on the school bus to prove I would
>spent years terrified the cops would come to my house and arrest me for watching porn while underage
>fucked the peanut butter and stirred it back up before putting it back
>hid underwater naked in the tub during hide and seek at a house party
>be me
>exist
Yep, you're a psycho.
>I wanted to be an edgy boi when I was 12
>Nihilist, atheist, all of the stereotypes
>wrote "Fuck Teacher's name" on a piece of paper
>made sure it didn't look like my handwriting
>left it on her desk when she wasn't looking
>surprised when the next period they found out it was me
>read Sup Forums
>try shitting backwards (facing the wall)
>mess
>>>“Read Sup Forums “
> be like 8 or 9 years old
> attach some kinda small marble sized glass ball to a string
> fling the thing around in circles
> wanted to see how it looks on mirror
> go to the bathroom for mirror view but end up smashing and basically destroying our sink thingy worth 2k. parents weren't too happy about that..
wow wtf i got quads
>Be OP
>Get Quads
>Rips own arm off jerking self off about it.
>Mfw