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futurism edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=ao1OcOxM0g4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawson's_Field_hijackings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Entebbe
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/11/model-maths-teacher-fire-racist-island-work-out-video/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_South_Dakota_Learjet_crash
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1771
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just ate a whole cucumber ama
will be on for 2 hours~~

plymouth is actually an alright place

THE FANNIES ON HERE CANNOT DEAL WITH THE ANGRY RED BEAVER IN THEIR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

north africa was a mistake

Deadlifts tomorrow lads

genuinely HYPED

110kg this time (pls no bully)

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how? it's fucking horrible

give it to us then

BRADY
R
A
D
Y

youtube.com/watch?v=ao1OcOxM0g4

superb edition

Post hijackings and crashes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawson's_Field_hijackings

Desperately wish that Americans were smarter as a collective

i bathe it with vinegar makes it much better

well for one

her heart

belongs

to another

and no other

heart

will do

love this song

>fake snap

panhead fuck off your twitter isnt funny

are you Mac?

pure kino

the pursuit for perfection always leads to fascism

she has really gotten big

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper

one of my favourites

fair play

WHAT ABOUT THE MENTAL EGGY GINGER BEAVER, LADS?????????????????/

>be me
>go outside for a smoke
>pass some girls smoking
>go around corner out of sight but there
>stacey #1: hahaha why did we go quiet
>stacey #2: hahaaha there's always one to mention it

what did they mean by this?

are you the lad who said he'd been playing tft recently

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Entebbe

love this story

sheeds BTFO

Is pan head amongst us??

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awful gimmick

more to love

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/11/model-maths-teacher-fire-racist-island-work-out-video/

incels are desperate to be offended by whatever an attractive male does

The pengest munch

How can taramasalata be so good?

For an example of how slow a response an errant airliner would get in the US pre 9/11

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_South_Dakota_Learjet_crash

Last transmission at 1327
First intercept at 1454 (by an unarmed jet that happened to be airborne nearby)
Armed intercept at 1613
Ran out of fuel and crashed 1713

Any man who must say "I am the King" is no true King.

Absolutely fucking hate this country sometimes.

looks fucking shit

nah, sorry mate
but why do you keep writing Mac's lyrics?

are you him?

I am not the King

t. True King

>smoking
>2017

Knew you were a runt, but this is a bit much.

Hello Deano

>teehee there's someone passing by let's exchange random looks at each other and stifle giggles
Females are silly creatures. Disregard them.

...

who?

>tfw cock is 6.3 erect
feels good being in the 95th percentile

serial killers btfo

i am actually

Oh shit lads the fucking Moors Murderer just died

mine is 6.5 lad. shame I'm an ugly sperg.

Edinburgh vue cinema lad see the below

can't you get arrested for recording corporations activities in country UK?

Doing a Grimes listen. Review: not great

Mac Demarco

what the fuck does this thing do

>tfw only 75kg diddlies

how do you not know I smoke?

how new are you

i can't help but feel alpha as f rn

i'm not a blonker

don't know who that is mate

sex outside marriage is immoral

YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO PUT OUT THE BEAVER ON FIRE, LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not the vue cinema lad I'm the other one

never used kik before but I'll give it a go

thats where the dip goes idiot

stops the pizza from touching the top of the box/stops the box collapsing
how could you not figure this out

haven't deadlifted regularly for probably 7 months still can pull 135kgx5

Goodnight, sweet prince

literally me

how much of a slut do you have to be to get a stomach piercing?

I think it stops the pizza getting stuck to the top of the box

david bowie died???

could heem every girl itt

>tfw bench more than I squat

picnic table for ants

110 isn't too bad depending on rep range/bodyweight/how long you've been lifting
lift and eat

keep it up la, don't rush though...tweaked my back trying 100kg after a few weeks in the gym (several months ago).

Should be lifting higher than 110 now but don't train seriously enough.

very 70s with the fucking septum and navel piercing

have you tried not sitting on the box?

edgy

how are you using his lyrics lad

or maybe it's just very common? idk, just want to know why you keep posting them

morrissey is dead?

you need to stretch more lad

>it's a tiny table

genius Lol

F

Taken from us too soon

xx

good night sweet prince

gone too soon x

salam alaykum

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1771

Burke, an aircraft cleaning specialist, had been recently terminated by USAir for petty theft of $69 from in-flight cocktail receipts

Burke wrote a message on an airsickness bag. It is not known if he gave the message to Thomson to read before shooting him:

"Hi Ray. I think it's sort of ironical that we end up like this. I asked for some leniency for my family. Remember? Well, I got none and you'll get none

At that point, the CVR recorded the cockpit door opening and Flight Attendant Deborah Neil telling the cockpit crew, "We have a problem!" Captain Lindamood replied, "What's the problem?" A shot was heard as Burke shot the flight attendant dead, and announced "I'm the problem."

He then fired two more rounds. Most likely, he shot the pilot and copilot once each, incapacitating them, if not outright killing them. Several seconds later, the CVR picked up increasing windscreen noise as the airplane pitched down and accelerated. The remains of the flight data recorder (FDR) indicated Burke had pushed the control column forward into a dive.

The plane was estimated to have crashed slightly faster than the speed of sound, at around 770 mph (1,240 km/h), disintegrating instantly. Based on the deformation of the hardened steel black box data recorder case, the aircraft experienced a deceleration of 5,000 times the force of gravity (G-force)

who's lyrics?

didn't rik mayal already die

ah shit

rest in peace

6'2 76kg, usually 6-8 reps. Been lifting ~3 days a week for 6 months hehe

RIP Frank Skinner

form is obviously shite

Imagine being so unaware that you didn't see this literally just posted

h-hey, should I spread the rumour that Mac Demarco goes on the infamous person known as Sup Forums?

>A shot was heard as Burke shot the flight attendant dead, and announced "I'm the problem."

Gotta admit, that's pretty cool

what are some godtier english audiobooks?

Need british accent to relax.

there,s

SADDLEWORTH MENTIONED

Only been lifting for a month. I'm currently bulking on 3000kcal a day. I'm a 6'5 skelly and hate it, been happy with my progress though, I've been increasing my weights by at least 2.5kg each session. Can't wait to hit 2pl8

gf just had a little cry saying I'm the nicest bf she's ever had. Not gonna lie, was pretty proud. Love her to bits I do.

lower rep range to 5 consistently. deadlift is a strength lift