Which one?

Which one?

What happens if I take the 1 million and fap?

100 dollar everytime you masturbate

second one. ez

second one no doubt, only retard pick the first one

Someone got cheated out of a million dollars

They take it back and what ever earnings you made with it.

what if I spent it all?

If you fap 4 times a day, thats like 12k in a month. 145k in a year. In 7 years you are over a million already and that's easy mode.

>Anonymous 10/23/17(Mon)18:24:35 No.7489
1kk / 100 = 1000, counting 3 faps / day second option is more valuable after 11 monts and 12 days.

Second easy, I'd get the million within 3 years

about 9 years of fapping three times every day for a million..

If you fap once a day on average, then after 27.3 years you will have made your million dollars, and you still get to fap/keep making money afterwards. If you fap three times a day for a year, you'd be making a yearly salary of over 100k just for fapping. You're either asexual or a fucking idiot if you choose the 1 million straight up

If I masturbate once a day, that is $700 a week. if I did this continually I could potentially earn $36k a year masturbating.

Situation dependent I think...

The to come up with the same amount for both options, would would have to spank the monkey 10,000 times. Which if you were to only bust one nut a day, it would take just shy of 27 years 5 months.

Well, we're all relitively young here so it still sounds like a good option to go with the pay, but what about inflation and compound interest on what you already have? That complicates it even more.

Really though, the not being able to wank it is a big cost, but if you have a stead source of sex, it probably doesn't matter.

In summary, if money's the goal, lump sum is probably better, but if need to fap, go with payments.

TL;DR - OP's a faggot.

So fucking stupid...
Pick the second one, and masturbate continuously throughout the day, every single day.
Can easily score 1k a day if not more.

>assuming I won't fap 10k times

It might take a while, but shit I could make more than 1 million

Wait I'm almost 30 tho can you not fap multiple times a day at 40? Maybe if you're in your teens the second is best

Take the million and just hire hookers whenever

Unless you are a low test beta male 2 option is the best. You can quit your job and make that money in less than 5 years.

Number 2 is obviously the best option. I pick 2!

option 1 with major drawback or option 2 with no drawback, hmm i wonder

They chop off your penis

Fool, you're off by 9000.

mirrion dorrah obviously.

you retards don't realize, you can flip a mill real easy. and once you're rich, who the fuck needs to fap?
whores will be plentiful, and some will even let you do it just because you have the status of a richfag now.

Question... Do I have to ejaculate and/or orgasm to get the $100?

Wow, now Sup Forums has to get content from facebook and reddit, thanks cancer, I mean, OP

I'd make a million fapping in a couple years, so absolutely 2.

How many times do you masturbate per day?

The winner is this bloke. Age matters. At 48 years old, I would take the million. My wife can blow me any time.

Usually 3-6

your the retard if you think having money for the rest of your life or a million that you could spend in a year if you go crazy

>Really though, the not being able to wank it is a big cost, but if you have a stead source of sex, it probably doesn't matter.

>In summary, if money's the goal, lump sum is probably better, but if need to fap, go with payments.

This guy gets it.

So? Fap 5 times a day and save up the $100 from the 4 times. Use the extra spending money to get some viagara so you can fap even more than 5 times a day, still keep investing the $400 all while working a full time job. You'd have extra spending cash for years until you could live the good life and would never have to worry about the possibility of losing it all and not being able to fap.

This fuckin guy

5 years of fapping six times a day. Goodness. When you're younger, masturbating that often is quite easy. Just wait until you graduate high school.

>What is investing?

Bottom doesn't say "to completion" so bottom. I could just start masturbating, get my money, stop, rinse, wash, and repeat.

>wait until you graduate high school
I have, and am currently a NEET, hence such a high number. It was 1-3 daily when I was in high school.
Currently it's pretty much become a part of my routine.

You damn moron. A single million dollar payout is stupid. Not only will you blow the money really fast you will never be able to fap again.
100 dollars a fap is solid. It's basically a pension plan. Shame about the inflation though.

I fap pretty much every day. Sometimes twice a day. Getting $1000 a week for life is preferable to $1mil even with the loss of value due to inflation over the years. Plus I can still fap.

Obvious choice is second one. Even if you fap only once a day you could easily live off $100 a day. You want something good, then fap a couple of times a day for a few weeks.

Only a moron would chose the 1st option.

1000000 /100 = 1000.
1000 Faps = 1000000

The choice is obvious.

but you have to masturbate non-stop for the rest of your life.

>Willy Fog
Holy shit, dat nostalgia.

>That math.
What can you expect from a deusvult fagtard.

you stupid?

that's 35 000 textfree a year if you don't miss out. If gf is on her period you go like 3 times a day. If you stay healthy that is much more then 1 mill morron

That's a lot of cheetos you would have in your possession

Oh, you're right. There is a missing zero.

Still, even at 10,000 faps it's still a better choice. Hell, I've probably fapped 10,000 times already.

i love how stupid you are, and how you call someone else retarded because you're so stupid.
this place is great. inb4
>i wuz only trolling heuheuheuhe
you can makes thousands in a day with a million dollars. with barely any real risk.
you're fucking retarded if you think making $100 a day on average while miserably fapping your testosterone and protein away, sulking in your filth and disgusting shameful actions.
actually, you'd be better off sucking dicks for cash at that point.
then there's the fact that you'll never get to be with a woman, and if you do, you wont be able to pay for the meds to cure the aids she gives you.

I masturbate like 3 to 4 times a day, i wouldn't hit 1,000,000 any time soon, but at least i could sustain my NEET lifestyle

Then you have to take the second option and pay all the money back

>you're fucking retarded if you think making $100 a day on average while miserably fapping

You stupid nigger, it doesn't say you can't work or live a normal fucking life. It's just that everytime you fap you get 100. KYS.

Bit of a joke on my part. I was referring to the "cool down period" on fapping. The cool down gets longer as you age.

>all while working a full time job
lmao, walking around work with a viagra boner, thinking you can fap 5 times after being exhausted from working all day, forgoing any chance of having a lover cause you'll have fapped away your boner, living with the shamefulness of fapping constantly (even if you've forgotten it, it's still there.)
or, you could have a million dollars, not be a wageslave, make thousands daily, and still pull mad bitches.
hmm what do?

If i got 100$ every time i fapped i could easily make over 1 million a year after taxes

do i get paid retroactively for all the faps across my life? also, something to think about: if you spent 2500 a day a million dollars lasts 30 years.

What about

A million to never suck dicks again

Or $100 every time you suck a dick

Dude, it's easy to beat off twice a day. 730 times a year is still 73000 cash. You would only have to do this 13.7 years to make a million, and you still get to enjoy the fapping.

I'd take the million.

Wanking it 2x a day takes 13 and a bit years to hit a mil. 2x a day is a cool $73k, for the average neet 4-6x a day would be $146000-$219000k per year, and you could probably hold down a job too, so thats a good bit more. Lets say you jerk 5x a day, spread out, with a 50% chance to do it once at night, and for reasons you have to take 20 days off a year. 5.5x100x345 is $189750 per year, if you were paid biweekly you'd get $7.3k cheques.

10 years is 1.9 Mil

average working is 35 years, you'd make 6.6 mil

If you got this when you got your first sexual boner at 13 and kicked it at 85 through stress from popping a nut, you'd get $13.6M

If that didn't make sense: If you need a new GTX1080Ti? Nut 7 times.

just over a year faggot

do you even math?

Could i get it in euros? Americuck money aint worth that much in comparison to € and £

ITT: NEET losers go for option two because they've never had a girlfriend with an active sex drive and they think masturbating three times a day is normal.

I'm poor with a shit job and I still have to bop my woman's face with a newspaper to get a break. Option 1 is the best strategically. Invest, stocks, multiply your holdings, buy an island and a harem. You don't have to wait 4 years to start, either.

This board is for 18 years and older teenfags.

>bop my woman's face with a newspaper
>bop

Fuck off, grandad

$100 everytime you masturbate, it would be a hassle trying to explain where I got a mystery million to the IRS. Though an extra two to three hundred a day might be a problem as well. Could I get it in tax deductions instead of currency?

Check this dumb cucked cunt out

Cool story bro

Do you get the cash instantly deposited on your account the minute you cum?
If you're let's say in the restaurant and the bill is $100, could I rub one out real fast and pay?

Check out the big brain on chad. Now tell me chad, what does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Obviously $100 every time you masturbate. I'd jerk off at the same rate I already do and never have to work again.

Dude that's a lot of McDonald's

is this even for debate? I'll take 100$ every time i masturbate thank you

>I'm poor with a shit job and I still have to bop my woman's face with a newspaper to get a break.
Nobody wants to hear about your disgusting white trash sex.

Love wins

this

30 years i would remake the mil. also a reason for atleast one daily fap.

I mastrubate each day for atleast 1 time.
sometimes 2, and rearly 3 or 4
So roughly i mastrubate a minimum of 500 times a year.
That would mean i would make 50k a year or even more.
i'm 25 i proberly can mastrubate for a other 40/50 years before my dick doesnt work anymore.
I can make dubble or tripple that $1.000.000 of money.
I take ($100 every time i mastrubate)

Tfw I have no face and have erectial dysfunction.

>option 1

What?

>you will make a million in 25 years casually masturbating once a day
Second without any doubt. Options are too stupid to even think about first one.

What idiot wouldn't choose the second option? I mean. You could easily spread out 10 sessions over a week and make 4k a month. "Oh no! My car fucked up! It's gonna be $500? Be right back." It's an instant money button. With semen.

A big fat nigger bitch

This guy gets it

What country you from?!

I already do

look everyone, donald trump showed up in our thread to teach us about money management.

A million dollars to give myself prostate cancer, or a hundred for every time I fap. Gee such hard pick.

Say what one more god damn time, I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker

Are you retarded or asexual?


I work full time as an accountant - 6 days a week 10hrs a day during my busy season.


I fap once in the morning. Probably once in the afternoon, and definitely once or twice at night - assuming the gf isn't around. I guaranteed can hit two times a day, usually 3 or even 4 if I'm bored. On a workday.


No one says you have to quit your job and jerk off all day. Just think of it as an awesome bonus to being able to jerk off.

I'm married and sex is work. Me and my wife also both work 45+ hours a week. I guarantee she'd rather me take the second option. Also, it doesn't say you have to SUCCESSFULLY masturbate. When I'm 50, I'll just backhand my dick a few times for a momentary endorphin release and still get paid. You're the immature one, chump.

>1000000 /100 = 1000
American flag looming bright.

Its not a contest to get a Million dollars

France

all the faggots ITT who would rather jerk off cocks than get a million dollars and be free of jerking off dicks.

...

do you know what they do call a mcchicken sandwich in France

That's quick maths

how would you spend 1 million dollars without having things that can be reclaimed?

$100 every time I masturbate because I'd make a million dollars in like 5 years.