Why arent you pounding the pussy right now faggot?

why arent you pounding the pussy right now faggot?
>i'll be pounding the gf's pussy in about 180 minutes

>i'll be pounding the gf's pussy in about 180 minutes
why arent you pounding the pussy right now faggot?

Already did today.

Cause it takes me 30 minutes to get to your moms place

she's at work but she's gonna rub by here for the sole purpose of bringing me taco bell and getting the pussy pounded.

>fistbump muh nigga

faggot

nice try gaynon

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nah sodomy is degenerate

nice dubs, yeah burrito supreme no onions and that mexican pizza

Because I'm playing South Park: TFBW on my day off while she teaches stupid kids gymnastics or something. Come 5:30 pm tho, the pussy will be pounded

>fuck yeah user, pound it a couple times for me...I'll do likewise

Why don't you have kids, a house, own land, married, and have a 9 to 5 job faggot?
Be a real man, not just a punk bitch, anyone can stick their dick in someone.

>has a girlfriend in 2017
enjoy your diseases, you faggot cuck

fuck you buddy i do what i want
>anyone can stick their dick in someone
get to pounding then

we know who hasn't been pounding the pussy

I am actively using tinder in hopes to strike it big

Hey, if that's all you can do and all you aspire to, that's your prerogative.
Poundin' the puss and smashin' the smush is too easy user, time to take it to the next level.

>swipe right and make haste user
you may only pound a two but tell the story like she was a seven

good talk dad. more advice needed, should i pound the pussy before eating my burrito supreme ohne onions and mexican pizza or after?

Stop with the Mexican food, you're getting too fat.
Also, drop that whore, no real woman worth your time puts out like that, step up your game son and go for quality.

ask your fat mother

I knew you'd want me to pound that pussy first dad. It's just that the food is gonna get cold and soggy. pussy > hot food, you're right.

I don't think it's very respectful for me to ask my mother why she's not pounding the pussy right now user.

You're a fat fuck, both me and your mother are ashamed! Clean up your act Jr.

so your mom is a faggot?

I'm not controlled by my animalistic urges to the point of ignorance, if your thirst is on a level where you "need" pussy all the time, you've got a problem. I've got better things to do than run on a hamster wheel everyday for a hole that feels good for a fleeting moment.

I'm not as skinny as I once was, but pounding the pussy nevertheless. and getting free taco bell.

You win user

nah man, she straight

are your parents siblings then?

i'm just glad i get to pound the pussy today. the pussy is good, but the chick bringing is awesome ya know what I mean. i'm sorry you're a virgin bro.

I am not from Alabama though my state borders.

Well don't come crying to us when you end up with the diarrhea and the dick rot.

what kind of pussy do you fuck, dog, sheep, pig?

you and mom aren't brother n sister are you?

she's actually an angel but I call her tabitha, and she's human as far as I know.

Because she left me

im sorry i dont have a sister.
but thats what i already asked OP.
you cannot ask the same question in one thread.

I hope not, but that sure would explain things a little better, we never dropped you on your head or anything after all.

I'm sorry user, bro above is swiping right on the tinder tryna get to poundin....make haste son

i'll outta beat your virgin ass user, what question did i repeat??

Sorry to disappoint but I'm too old for your petty shit and your gf is too old for me.

>Don't settle for less
>Fresh meat is best meat

I do resemble the banjo kid from deliverance.

>tabitha
>human
i don't think so tim. tabitha is a typicall dog name.
you should check that again.

i'm not perfect but thank god i'm not a fag like you bro....shit you have no hope. on the brightside i hear fleshlights and pov porn are just as good

see
only a little bit retarded but that's ok.

she's gonna be tabitha with the swollen pussy before long. that's right.

never go full retard

May God have mercy on your chromosomes.

>why arent you pounding the pussy right now faggot?
i mysteriously got herpasyphilaids while not even having sex.. was i drugged n raped in my own home?
something's fucky..

did you pick her up as a stray dog or is it yours?
cause you should really take her to a vet before you go down on her.

Shit-tier trolling is still shit from every angle "bro".

thank you gracious user. i'm fat dumb and ugly but my dicks the size of a pringles can and i get to pound the pussy and eat free taco bell. gotta take the good with the bad.

samsquatch probably

met her on the golf course oddly enough. and first thing i do is lick her pussy as soon as she gets here. love to taste her after she's worked a full day. then of course pound the pussy faggot.

no need to use quotations when calling me bro, bro. shit we practically family now.

Could be better, could be worse, as long as you're coming out about even there's no real reason to complain yo.

when i say the size of a pringles can, i mean i can fit inside a pringles can. also a toilet paper roll. but whatever size doesn't really matter.

If a girl is only a 2 she shouldnt even be allowed on tinder. My poor eyes.

Those are trips asswipe

im ok with fucking a dog.
but licking it? sick fuck.

to us she's a two but she thinks she's a ten. i've always said that pink > rosie palm

they sure are, i fucked up no doubt

What does dog pussy taste like?

she's an angel and her pussy tastes like honey. user we covered this already

see son, but she's an angel i tell ya...not a canine.

you have any links to beastiality sites?
asking for a friend.

kek
maybe i do, maybe i do not

>gf
>no pics
newfags taking the bait

kek

c'mon don't be a dogfuc. oh wait

i didn't know i need pictures to ask a fuckin question on the fuckin random fuckin board of 4 fuckin chan. dizzamn son

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what a fucking gay image reply.
did you just google that?

no way

Because I'm an ugly poor faggot. Bitches don't like ugly poor faggots.

most bitches like kind and sincere guys. sure you gotta be a little vulnerable, but pounding that pussy is worth it. believe me.

because i like being fucked in the butt

I'll be pounding pussy tonight

I'm also kind of fat.

My girlfriend is in America, I'm in uk and we're both faithful to each other.

yeah well that just explains a lot right there. i don't even like wiping my butt after juicy poos, much less having someone pound my ass. but hey, get pounded bro.

>fuck yeah you will be user, make those titties bounce a couple times for ya boy

>kind of
that's kind of vague user

i was expat in europe once upon a time and watching her pound her own pussy was a delight.

I weigh 180lbs. I got a fat stomach but it's the kind of fat that you don't notice until I take my shirt off.

if you get some lucky female to the point where your shirt is coming off, that fat ain't gonna mean a thing. just treat her like the angel she is and then pound the pussy.
probably gonna take a date or two, be patient. don't rush. good things come to anons who take the time to lay the foundation.

and make her laugh. somewhere there's a fine lady that would love your personality and wit....if you get her laughing you'll be pounding the pussy faggot in no time.