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nth for RBR actually has decent race pace.

First For Gimi

And Ricky

And GOA77AS

First for VWL

God tier OP image

Thanks based ITALIA

What kind of man would submit his house for a captcha solving puzzle?

>Rosberg only won because Mercedes wanted him to.

It's the ejaculatorium of a British 'citizen' obviously

>Race pace

Lads recommend me a car

>used
>nothing ultra rare (has to be readily available in Finland obviously)
>RWD (most important characteristic)
>reliable
>awesome
>cheap (like no more than 5000 euros used)

It's so fucking hard to find an affordable and good RWD car, it seriously feels like my only realistic options are the German Big 3 (Audi Merc BMW)

Alfa Romeo 75

Just buy a Miata lol.

Grosjean is sad, say something to cheer him up.

BMW 3 series I guess.

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BMW 3 Series, either the E36 or E46. You can get the Coupe if you want that extra good looks

>€4900
wew lad
and I thought we had it bad

Atleast he's not driving for mclelren.

Taxation is teft

>buying the official cuck car

Bottas was on 8 lap fresher softs. Why didn't he get to within tenths of LeLton?

>RWD
>cold, snowy weather
you sure, Jari?

I-it's not a cuck car.

Don't bully my carfu.

1. He got within 16 tenths then hit traffic. Ran out of laps to do any more
2. Mercedes is terrible in traffic, as HAM demonstrated behind VER
3. tyres don't go off like last year. 8 lap newer softs is literally nothing

>miata
me

>pic related
the car she told me not to worry about

Being this upset.
Stay German.

That looks too American.

>tfw you make a meme, then soon afterwards think of a way better way you should have done it

That is exactly why. Can't DEJAVU on a FWD. Well you can by pulling the hand brake but it's not as fun obviously

Lol yea I was unironically thinking about this option.

>less than 200K driven in 25 years

confirmed shit. Also that interior just screams the fact that this engine has suffered a lot of teenage revving

Miatas are based. Official cuck car for sure is Audi TT

How much longer until Alonso announces his retirement?

4 hours

They will be; sooner or later.

2 weeks
fuck offffffffffffffff

When they forget to give him the antidepressants

>Alfa
>reliable

It's gotta be this

Now that MWL is over, could Alonso going to Merc have stopped Vettel?

timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=152&iso=20170327T06&msg=Alonso announces his retirement&sort=1

:^)

>ISIS finger

so fucking halal RN.

Suicide divebomb in China hairpin confirmed

m8 you asked for a cheap RWD car that's awesome. Everything the 75 is.

there isn't a car readily available in Winland that fulfills all of your criteria.

that one

>Alonso
>capable of driving good cars

He last drove a truly good car a decade ago

His strength is making an average car look like a good one. I doubt in the Merc he would be much faster than Hamilton. He was never a great qualifier anyway. Even with all the politics and fuckery going on at McLaren in 2007, on pure pace alone he was hardly dominant over a rookie Hamilton. I don't imagine Hamilton has gotten worse since.

That's rude.

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Should I do it?

why

oh hello

apparently there is F1 again and you already have to APOLOGIZE after the first race, huh?

Is there a V6 one for sale somewhere?

May as well get the one with one of the best engines ever made.

Because this car is really bad.

he wanted something cheap
isnt every lada the binland special?

Isn't Rosberg supposed to be rich?
That pic looks like it's from inside Daryl's house.

People telling you to buy an Alfa is like people telling you to buy a bear.

They only think about how cool it would be to own a bear, but never consider that if you own a bear you have to deal with a bear every day. They overlook that it will shit on your carpet, and eventually eat you.

what if it's a 124?

the 124 was a cool car.

if you have a clue about maintaining a car, owning an Alfa is not a scary prospect

t. own a 156 and had a 75 for a while

>t. own a 156

>he owns a FWD shitbox but is convinced it's great because it's an Alfa.

Sad.

>first time doing FantasyGP
>2nd best in the /f1/ league
I'm pretty lucky

No. He wanted something reliable. That's not about Lada, yeah, it has cheap spare parts but this is not the kind of cheapness this finanon tries to find.
124 and 2101 are two very different cars, maybe it was cool, but will it be cheaper to maintain?

Post the webm

>Akina Speed Stars

Fucking weeb.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT KEK HAS WILLED IT

PRAISE KEK

t. bus wanker who spits at cars from the safety of the bus shelter

y-you too

Well meme'd

TOOTHPASTES OUT

>if you have a clue about maintaining a ca

You'd also realize the hell that comes with a car breaking slowly, and driving you insane with squeaks, and wobbles. Replacing bushings and balljoints gets really old after a while.

...

Daryl's family at the gp.

this tbqhfam

Ladas are a meme car

So many teenagers buy and drive them ironically. Would be scary as fuck to actually drive something like this at 120 kmh on a highway if it can even reach speeds like that

I guess Ladas are reliable as fuck especially in cold conditions if you get a good one, but yeah, wouldn't want to own one just for the sake of being ironic. Then again, making a sleeper lada with decent suspension and engine that looks exactly like that pic would be cool as fuck but I don't really have the budget, know-how or interest/motivation to make that happen.

...

How do you get three children of different ages (although two of them might be twins), all with down's syndrome? Like how is that possible? Maybe after the second one you should stop

I would unironically force an abortion if I knew my would-be child were to be down's or any other massive retardation (aside from autismo obviously which just helps you fit in around here)

Slightly longer version

Serious question,

What's this guy's name again?

Drawing a blank here

Friendly reminder, Stroll isn't a real leaf

>Born in Quebec
>Israeli heritage
>Spent most of his time in Switzerland.

/f1/ genes

San Francisco

>MORAL OBLIGATION

Santino Futanari

damage controlling this hard after one race

You forgot

>speaks with a weird unidentifiable accent with hints of British and Scottish

I wonder how he will do at the Bahrain/Abu Dhabi/Malaysia/Baku GPs

Now that I think about it there are way too many fucking races in 99.99999% Muslim countries what the fuck

Sanfrancesco Fettuccina

Santander Fittipaldi

THANK YOU BERNIE

>those fuckin jeans
laugh evrytime

Those pants get me every time.

>not owning a well-restored Lada
>not listening to Estonian rap that you can't understand, presumably about owning a Lada

Video related

youtube.com/watch?v=WqvP5XuGcrY

Those older Ladas can actually look really nice when someone puts some effort into them. Dunno what the driving experience is like though. Although at that point you might as well be buying the Fiat it was based off

Ferrari = Formula 1

/thread

Do you reckon Hulkenberg is paid pretty handsomely by Renault?

Why settle for miata where there is obviously a better choice.

San Pellegrino Freddo

Look at Priora then if you so concerned about Lada.

Because snap oversteer.

Love me some good ol VWL

Its just as hard to overtake now as it was before. We had ugly cars for years for absolutely nothing.

Find me one for sub 5K and I'll buy it

Also is it true that once cars in Japan hit a certain mileage/age they have to be discarded?

A bit of snap oversteer can be thrilling, as well as deadly. Either way it won't be long before it's over.

not a problem if you're careful with your right foot

Nah but once your JCI that costs around 2k$ inspection hits and mechanic wants to be a dick and flags you for a bunch of shit that costs as much as the car you just part it.

What do you think RON DENNIS did today?

Is this what they usually get up to on the other side of the gulf of finland?

fuck his sissy slave

>Rosberg watching RTL like a pleb instead of Sky Germany

kek, why

Organised his collection of wine into chronological order before writing a stern letter to the local council to inform them that the state of the roads around woking is completely rebarbative