You have just passed your civil service examination to become a United States Foreign Services Officer (FSO). As a new agent, your placement to one of the 265 American embassies around the world is chosen randomly.
Roll for your bid to a country. You get one reroll after which your name is striked from the bid register and you are unable to bid for more contracts. If you roll 81-89, you are 86'd by enemy combatants and become decomposing dog shit. If you roll 90-99 your mission gets aborted and your reroll is refunded back to you.
You get paid 30% extra for accepting assignments that place you into dangerous locations, these are locations in the Middle East and Africa. You get paid 15-25% more pay for places that have bad hygiene and healthcare; these are China and Russia. A monthly COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) is also provided. This is an extra spendable living allowance provided for you which will allow you to purchase daily necessities like alcohol, tobacco, and foreign poon.
Noah Cox
rollin, lets see if i get my home, GB
Jeremiah Rivera
Rolleroony
Daniel Morales
Roll
Nathaniel Myers
Norway. Fuck, yes. I accept. About to pound some teen pussy in Bergen when I get there.
Aaron Myers
Roll
Camden Lewis
roll
Caleb Sanders
You got the assignment that wanted.
I bet you pulled some strings behind the scenes for that.
Tyler Hill
Roll.
Jackson Smith
So, basically, Syria lite?
Xavier Ramirez
Everything will be okay.
Austin Martinez
Fuck... Reroll please
Jose Carter
roll
Connor Barnes
Roll
Juan Allen
I'm fine with banging PI whores
Daniel Rodriguez
Letz zee
Luis King
Fkj
Connor Walker
Roll
Henry Wood
Reroll
Nathan Nelson
Roll
Brandon Thomas
Roll
Austin Reyes
Rolling.
Adam Foster
Roll
Jayden Bell
Re-roll (94)
Christopher Jones
Piece of bread.
Owen Morales
weewee
Ryan Gray
re piece of bread
Isaiah Martin
Don't roll if you think you are going to get 81-89, amateurs.
Thomas Evans
rolll
Aaron Cox
Looks like we are going to chill in Venezuela, do you smoke weed user
Thomas Gutierrez
Roll
Alexander Lee
Rolling
Noah Davis
Reroll
Isaac Lee
rollerino
Kevin Rivera
Countries are a form of heresy only the Empire of Man may exist.
Anthony Stewart
I'll go to Japan like the filthy weeb i am
Benjamin Cook
roll
Asher Powell
When I'm actually going to school for this shit rn
Carter Bell
FUCK -- reroll
John Perry
Where am I going
Jaxson Harris
Aww, I dead.
Jordan Flores
Ha now I can take done the heretics from the inside!
Grayson Lee
yeet
James Rodriguez
Roll
Owen Brown
Fuck reroll
Michael Allen
tfw no chile
Wyatt Mitchell
Merica
Brandon Garcia
roll
Gabriel Walker
Thou shalt rolleth tine wonderlund~
Caleb Lewis
Roll
Easton Miller
South Korea because why not
Jacob Bailey
rollingggg
Easton Hall
roll
Charles Peterson
Rollin
Daniel Wood
Roll
Zachary Hall
Roll
Lincoln Reyes
Rollan
Isaac Murphy
Rrrrrrrolling
Benjamin Butler
Rollering
Carson Jenkins
Roll
Evan Martinez
roll
Ian Foster
Rolol
Justin Fisher
ROLL FOR GREATER ISRAEL
Oliver Gonzalez
boojii Bahnahnahs
Jace Hernandez
> pls no nigger country
Daniel Williams
Roll me bby
David Gonzalez
roll
Julian Ortiz
rolling for colombia or Germany
Dylan Richardson
Rollan
Aaron Rodriguez
roll
Thomas Bell
south Africa? fuck......
Julian Garcia
Little skeleton dude
Luis Sullivan
rzoie
Jason Howard
Rolling
Check my 9
Alexander Baker
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Easton Evans
Rollllll
Jordan Smith
Rolling
Juan Cruz
middle east here i come, time to fuck some goats and cuck some muzzies
