Hey /b, what do you do to get a better orgasm jacking off?

Hey /b, what do you do to get a better orgasm jacking off?

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Stop shortly before you cum and wait till it happens

>Electric toothbrush
>Put toothbrush into finger of glove
>Turn on
>in ass

Finger in pooper! I promise.

I setup a tens unit on my lower back,where you ejaculation switch is.As im about to cum i turn it on maximum power and it gives me the cum of the life.It convulses the lower back and strengthens the signal.I shoot a good 3-4 feet in to the air.I keep it on till im done, it feels awesome

>the cum of the life

kek

I do it inside a vagina

Trips of truth.

just edge every single day but never finish, then once a week blow a load to make a 12 gauge shotgun weak in the knees

"setup a tens unit" "ejaculation switch on lower back" you fucking do what? degenerate.

This. Sometimes I go longer than a week.

Anal play, prostate stimulation, edging
Taking a normal dose of benadryl(50mg-100mg) can produce effects similar to prostate stimulation without putting things in your ass

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Learn how sex works then come back

I jerk it aggressively inside a vagina

Tell me more

Dubs

Smoke some good bud then edge for about an hour. Make sure you are really high when you cum

Nice dubs dubs

Dubs thread

Play with my balls until I'm rock hard and super sensitive then bam

Let me try

Damn

Take a belt: one end around your neck, the other on a doorknob.

Wubba lubba dubs dubs

Think of you

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Drink op's precum

I like to choke a spic I found behind the local hardware store

Put chip clips on my nips

show my cock to people on kik

Dubs muthafucka

Let me see, user

post cock then faggot

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While smoking a blunt or joint, take the deepest huff and hold it till you cum.
>best feeling.
>Ever
>probably in history, too.

Hang a nigger

I'll take a huff of your asshole

jack it for over 5 hours. regular orgasms are nothing compared to 5+ hours of edging

>on your back while jerking off
>the longer you edge the better the orgasm

I like to be as cozy as possible. Under thick blankets to the point where it gets almost unbearably warm as I'm about to cum.

Now that was a creative get

Drink tiger blood

this

Wait dude, benadryl? Seriously?

Yep
It makes a bit more difficult to stay hard but slightly increases pressure inside the prostate drastically improving orgasm. Antihistamines are sometimes prescribed for trouble reaching orgasm.

ok, off to the corner store to buy some benadryl. My chick is out of town so I can get some quality fapping in.
Sex is good, but it's not the real thing.

Virgin

this is kind of what happens when you cum from sex/blowjobs too eh
good idea

Just edge. Edge for 15 minutes a time every 5-6 hours. Just don't come.

2 weeks later, dedicate 3 hours to jerking off with viagra, lube and raunchy porn

Best orgasm you've had in years

Have a nice glass of Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

Have a girls mouth over the tip.

no, just a guy that's been fucking the same chick for 8 goddamn years. jacking off is my only honest chance at variety these days.

i cut my penis with a blade the moment i cum

F A N T A S T I CCC

I'd like to have YOUR mouth over the tip

I bet you jack it to furry porn

Put something in your ass

Blood is good lube

haven't yet but I'm not ruling it out. you have no idea what marriage does to you.

I'm married to a hot fattie, which is my thing. Shit doesn't get boring for me because she's a slut and does whatever I want.

Find some really good gore

Surround myself with shekels

Smoke weed erryday

Dress up like lady gaga

Put peanut butter in my asshole and have my dog lick it

Think about your ex and her kisses
Think about her hot mouth covering your penis

Is this a reference to the song?