Who wants to give me a Baby?

Who wants to give me a Baby?

There are better places to get baby back ribs.

Which places?

Amazon

how can amazon plant a baby in my womb?

>implying anyone on Sup Forums isn't a cat

What you mean by cat? literally cat?

I'm ok with kitten-humans.

Are you attractive?

Not only that, but also quite intelligent and well educated. but hell I'm of a stubborn gal:)
What about you?

>furry

Post womb or fuck out

I'm uk

Furries should not reproduce, or spoken to. The only way to end that plague is to ignore them or bury them.

For real, I would do it. If you're attractive enough to get me hard. Where are you, OP?

You’re also good at getting dubs.
What state do you live in? Florida here.

I'm with ya homie.

Womb and/or tits with timestamp or gtfo.

Chubby, fat whore, yes lalala i know

Where ya at slut?

Womb here

You should be heading to craigslist by now. Why would you ever want anything to do with anything that comes out of Sup Forums?

I travel a lot for business. I could pop in wherever you want to meet, knock you up and be out of your life the next day.

>Have a baby with OP.
>Get cucked for the rest of my life.

OP is a moron if OP thinks I'm a fucking spaghetti lord.

Ill give you one if you travel to Romania, ill raise it with you aswell.

Not sure how old you are, but I'm nineteen and I feel as though my genes are worthwhile

nice womb

Are you a lesbian who just wants a guy for impregnation purposes?

I'm from Europe.

Just asking. Maybe one of the 1% Brilliants or 3% quite ok people of Sup Forums users read and feels also the urge to create the next generation of the human chain.

I got a 9 yr old for tree fiddy

Central Texas

That's a steal, I'll give you 5 even.

I have a pregnancy fetish so I would 100%

Fucking furfag

see answer above. Whats craigslist?

what does your genes have to offer?

you'd be blessed if I letted you stay

what u have to offer?

same question...

I am not. I am mostly not into deep relationships at all.

you should not expose your child in that way. but whatever, it's just the interwebs.

Normally wouldn't fuck anything smaller than a size 26 but again preggo fetish

I would make that stomach plump with my seed

That's OP. pssst.

Sup Forums is mostly thirsty virgins

no wonder you want a baby.
>40yo

I will, but there's some red tape.

I'm gay, but give me sleeping pills and viagra and i'm sure you can knock a load out of me.

I'm a furry, of the grizzly bear persuasion.

>Turns gay cause no girl will ever fuck him

>No boys will ever fuck him

I'm sorry about you

sad but true. still, i did something against the boresomeness.

congrats virginfag you must be really smart to know my age by a shitty lighted foto taken at 3AM.

I would cum inside you if you had a cute face but I wouldn't stick around for you to find out who I actually am and I'd be gone before you woke up (one night stand not rape)

I get fucked every night. My boyfriend cums in me twice. Don't project yourself onto me, friend.

Fuck, my dick just shriveled up back inside of me

>fag gets triggered
>no one is surprised

I'd knock you up and Fuck you every day until you have birth

>3am
probably a eurofag brit

May you suffer and burn in hell you fucking jew :)

would you fuck a dog?

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never. I was just joking about the kitten humans.

I have had a good day so take this my dear unfucked Sup Forums bros.

Romania guy here, i offer good genes (muscles since birth albeit i spoiled it i wont allow the kid to do so) and i also have an apartment in Bucharest. You look like you need to lose some weight if you want a long term relationship though. You look fine overall. Would make a child with you.

Besides, I was looking for a screencap of user telling the story of his life, in the end it turns out it was life of pokemon protagonist ash. Anybody have? Also, this is if user dont mind nao a general epic Sup Forums thread.

not op, but muscles arent genetic lol what?

Why do you hide your face if you already showed it wtf

I am more into brains than into muscles. which you dont seem to have lots of. i have the right weight for my genes. had it all my life. is good the way it is. I'm not a puppetdolly girl sorry romania.

My mom and dad both have big muscles, i inherited it, when i was a kid everybody would ask my parents what sports would i do cause i looked like little arnold, i didnt do any sports at all.

yeah why. This is confusing.

im confused why anyone cares

I also have 123 IQ (got the official psychological and IQ test papers to prove it), but having a brain means higher expectations, you blaming your overweight on genes is just pure bullshit. Perfect ratio since dawn of mankind is x.xx height and the last 2 digits minus 10 for women.

example 1.65 woman should not weigh more than 55kg.

i feel perfect with 60. in case of food crisis, i gonna overlive all the perfect ratio since dawn of mankind people. by 5 kilos.

Quit sucking in

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Sorry but i had girlfriends over 10kg from the ratio and they weren't even close to your fat. You're full of shit and you prob weigh close to 85kg

My family tends to be 6 foot plus. I have a genius level IQ. No history of hereditary disease, not even diabeetus. I've already sired five children and am proven fertile. What say you?

I dont argue with a fucking romanian. you are from the asshole of europe. even if i was 150 kilos, my passport would be worthier than you fucking scumbag because you an ugly rude alcohol-addicted retard from little russia. and you are a fucking child yourself.

I say, you have the picture of that post about trolling people by telling the life of Poketrainer Ash?

>I say, you have the picture of that post about trolling people by telling the life of Poketrainer Ash?

Yeah but it ain't free. post shoe on head.

how disappointing. i gave already something in the pot, and recieved nothing in return. This is not how it works. this is not how any of this works. You're a Nimmersatt.

I have French citizenship so im sorry my passport must be worth way more than your beer drinking germanic obese ass. You would only redeem yourself if you were Italian because despite being fat italian women have insane genetics.
Don't flatter yourself, Romanian women dont ask to be impregnated on Sup Forums

Sweetie I can see thousands of tits with a few keystrokes. Yours aren't special. Shoe on head.

Come to Wilmington NC and ill give you one. Dead serious

Got a kik?

sure. my skype name is pempheridae. I'm a dude btw, your post is kind of vague.

Lies, Lies, Lies.

Romanian women make children for german citizenship. which is ok, but it shows the hierarchy of the first world. if you like it or not. I am not german btw, German bois would marry me for passport reasons.

nobody likes to be in little russia.

little boy, get the fuck out of my way.

this is the most depressing I've ever seen on Sup Forums I'm not even remotely kidding. I hope you have better times ahead of you, truly.

>little boy, get the fuck out of my way.

You sound desperate for this American cock. It's all yours for the price of a plane ticket and shoe on head.

OP here. Don't take it too serious, neither do I.

Checked, in that case could we have a nice pic of your breasts dangling?

Fuck, i'll put a baby in you.
Can we see the vagoo, so I know what I'm working with,

Give me what I'm asking for (beside the baby)...

this one?

exactly that one! Thank you, you have one wish free user. even though now that i read it again it's quite disappointing

I wish I could dump a huge load of hot cum into your pussy while you wrapped your legs around me, pulling me into you deeper.

But i'll settle for more nudes and a little info on yourself.