Getting your dick sucked is pretty good

Getting your dick sucked is pretty good.

What else is pretty good?

ure mum

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, then hear the lamentation of their women ...

I suppose.

That does sound pretty good.

Bill Clinton agreed with me.

>Getting your dick sucked is pretty good.

Getting your ~other~ dick sucked.

>2017
>not having two weiners

I can't think of anything that's good. Life is shit.

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Shit. I guess I'm a loser.

Well that's becasue of the gradual degradation of simple values we allow ourselves to accept as we become adults. All of your problems are because people don't feel the need to be sincere or honest anymore and nobody thinks they owe anyone anything or that they need to consider how they're actions will affect others.

That seems like a good answer too. I never put my dick in there though. Just never seems appropriate in the moment but I almost always put a few digits in there with almost exclusively positive reactions.

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This is what a good blobjibber looks like.

Going to church man

ariel has the worst taste in dicks

Can you get your dick sucked there?

It is a weird shape but whatever. I don't really think about what the dicks look like. I just pretend they're all mine. Because when you think about it they sort of are.

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Dat horribly mangled scar tissue cock

Butts are also fun

It's ribbed for her pleasure.

Dicks are just gross looking. All of em.

This is good.

auto erotic asphyxiation is fun but sometimes you almost die.

>tattoos
>shaved (and a redhead! sad)
2/10, would not bang

Winning the lottery?

Maybe that moment you realize you're getting a threesome?

I mean BJs are pretty good.

I've never had one and I'm 28. Not complaining, just never made an effort.

Virgin? Or just never got blown?

I mean they're pretty good. Fucking is gooder but they're fun to get. You should go out and get one.

Cumming in a pussy, also not having a fear of pregnancy due to having had a vasectomy

I consider myself a virgin, yeah.

A... a bag of sand

You know, i juat really enjoy a nice smoothie. Fucking strawberries and bananas guys. Good shit.

Brand new pair if socks. Thats pretty good.

Ever notice how in pornos the guy always jacks off after her blowjob, before the "money shot"? It ain't 'cause he's a chronic masturbator...

when my gf makes me cum with her hands and then calls me a good boy

if you're a little boy

source: personal experience

You're a fucking rapist

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im more strawberries and apples but yea, i can second that

my girlfriend gave me a head massage in head last night until I fell asleep. That was pretty good.

dubs, congratz dude

*bed

That's funny and sad. I hope your rape wasnt too traumatic. Or that you weren't the rapist. Is it weird that I'm hoping you were the one getting raped? The alternative just seems worse.

I don't get your point.

I was like 12 and got my dick sucked on by another kid about my age. It wasn't traumatic thank god. It was just awkward afterwards.

beer an titties

vagoo > bj

He's trying to suggest that the blowjobs aren't great, but he's wrong. They do that 1. for the aim of the cumshot on the woman's face and 2. he's been getting his dick a bused all day, at that point it could be the best blowie of all time but nothing get's the job done better than good old boyscout ingenuity.

A big bowl of Jajjangmyeon with kimchi and rice.

Getting your asshole sucked by OP's dad.

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Dog. I didnt know that shit existed. Blowin my god damned mind here.

LSD

cancer
aids
and money

Would a rapist have this face?

Drinking a beer after a long day.

Gross
He's dead.
I guess chubbers gals can do a good blobberjobber. Pretty eyes too.

I guess. The few minutes of pussy did feel pretty wicked. Blowjobs are just so fun to watch. I assumed they'd feel as good.

This is best in life.

That makes sense too. People have no idea what male pornstars do to make scenes happen.

>Gross
Fuck outta here.

Almost nothing better than getting your dick sucked

I think it's safe to say that only a rapist would have that face.

My favorite thing in life is when my wife (who still fits into her high school cheerleader uniform) looks over her shoulder, pokes her ass in my face, and begs me to butt-fuck her. That is very, very nice.

Sexually, bowjobs are the best. Watching your dick inside a girl's mouth is just the greatest sight. In fact, my wife sucked me off in the shower this morning and I blew my load in her mouth. Almost slipped I the shower when she wouldn't stop sucking. Lol

You sure?

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>Fucking is gooder

Depends on the nookie. If that shit's all stretched to the diameter of a basketball hoop, then definitely suckie no fuckie for me. Ditto for her ass - if that thing's as accommodating as a handicapped parking space, I'm not hittin it...

Haha

Fuck you, you fucking faggot. I almost typed that as Daggot which is a different thing entirely.

Cool. Pics or it didn't happen.

>I don't get your point.

That's what she said

Getting fucked in the ass.

>beer an titties

Ja! Sehr, bitte.

Almost no one will admit it but that type of thing is common and it helps you realize you are or are not gay

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Ok she just isn't doing it for me.

>gave me a head massage in head
Headception

Getting your salad tossed is pretty good. 69ing with a teenage fish is pretty much the best thing ever.

Good bud, Floyd on the stereo, and some cold pizza

Heyy that's pretty good

This though. Wish I could find bud that agreed with me.

Can confirm. Getting your balls sucked is also good.

You got a allergy or something?

Dunno. Most of it makes me feel shitty and paranoid. It was never a social high for me. Smoked daily for 9 years anyway, quit 4 years ago. Now I just have a toke of hash for a nightcap after drinking.

Those tattoos are laughingly shitty.

Disco fries

Killing jews.

The word is laughably.

Shutup, you dumb weeb faggot.

How retarded are you? We aren't all content with eating nothing but tendies and pizza bites.

No one cares about your shitty Asian food fetish, retarded faggot.

to be fair you did just say some weeb ass shit.

quads

Ahh well, I tried.

False dichotomy. One can enjoy many foods other than chicken tenders and pizza bites and still know that you are a stupid faggot for liking your shit-tier food.

Sauce?

Yikes. Triggered af white people. There's more out there than burgers and pizza, my dudes. Find yourself a taste palate.

lmao

would still bang her tho

>Thinking that Asian shit-tier trash is "good food."
>Being this retarded.
kys

You know what else is pretty good OP? Steak