>of Montreal
>not from Montreal
Of Montreal
>Future Sound of London
>From Manchester
>Tom Waits
For who though?
>The Beatles
>stopped making beat music after 1964
>portugal the man
>alaska
>Pink Floyd
>it's actually purple
>Adams for Peace
>none of them are named Adam
>Alabama Shakes
>the largest magnitude earthquake on record for Alabama is only a 4.8, which occurred almost 20 years ago
>Boards of Canada
>not compressed wood products, from Scotland
>Ringo Starr
>actually a nobody
>boards of canada
>actually from scotland
>BADBADNOTGOOD
>is actually g-
actually nah never mind
>go to a reunion show for The Replacements
>it's all the original members
see them live, you'll change your mind
...
I wouldn't see them if they paid off my college tuition
>slowdive
>no professional swimmers
>This Will Destroy You
>my Chinese friend You is still very much intact after listening
>Radiohead
>have no heads
>King Crimson
>don't commit no crimes, son
>Ween
>yes
Is this what next level shitposting consists of?
huh
But that's right. Amateur swimmers dive much slower.
>Sonic Youth
>they're all like 40
>conan mockasin
>not a shoe
>The Olivia Tremor Control
>Hundreds of earthquakes go uncontrolled throughout the group's career
>Gorillaz
>Are actually Humanz
I think I posted this a while ago, then they announced the new album. Really makes you think.
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>blatantly anti-Nazi
>Brand New
>formed 17 years ago
>Sunny Day Real Estate
>still sell houses on cloudy days
>bored of canada
>yeah canada is boring
>Can
>can't
>Daft Punk
>actually very intelligent, well-spoken and extravagant individuals who tickle the fancy of people as well-versed in the music as me with their highly advanced electronic music, making them in no way "daft" nor "punks"
>Broken Social Scene
>They don't post here
sonic youth were never young
>Nick Cave
>lives in a detached house in Brighton
he nicked it tho
>Eagles of Death Metal
>Humans
>Don't play death metal
>Queens of the Stone Age
>Live in modern era
>Neither female rulers nor homosexuals (probably)
>Girls
>it's 2 guys
>doesn't actually
>Echo and the Bunnymen
>band is comprised of humanoids not a delay module and rabbit/human hybrid entities
>Mott the Hoople
>i don't even know what the fuck that means
>Arcade Fire
>they ain't lit
>Modest Mouse
>actually an arrogant fat man
>bones
>also has muscles and blood and shit
But at least their actually of montreal, unlike Of Montreal
>Arcade Fire
>they're not a Nickelback cover band as their name would suggest
Holy fuck I meant "they're"
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
lmao
>Aphex Twin
>has two older sisters
calm down, this isn't reddit
also
you should probably
go back there
>Manchester Orchestra
>not from Manchester
>not an orchestra
>Swans
>They don't swan
>Blur
>actually in focus
>The Cure
>literal cancer
Godot
...
ah fuck
this really made me laugh
boo, you suck
*for whom
>boo, you suck
>I don't suck
>I don't suck
>sucks more than a black hole
>sucks more than a black hole
>is off by one from quads
>for whomst've
>Alvvays
>Newer
>Radiohead
>only creep is on radio
>Death Cab For Cutie
>even though I'm cute they wont pick me up because I'm black
>Death Grips
>Death grips what? Certainly not my attention considering how godawful this music is
>Death Grips
>made me cum
pretty spot on, actually.
>Blonde
>has green hair
>yes
>no
>can
>can't
>neu!
>actually pretty alt!
>Interpol
>not actually the International Police Organization
>Rigor Mortis
>none of the band members are dead
at least when they were active