Of Montreal

>of Montreal
>not from Montreal

>Future Sound of London
>From Manchester

>Tom Waits
For who though?

>The Beatles
>stopped making beat music after 1964

>portugal the man
>alaska

>Pink Floyd
>it's actually purple

>Adams for Peace
>none of them are named Adam

>Alabama Shakes
>the largest magnitude earthquake on record for Alabama is only a 4.8, which occurred almost 20 years ago

>Boards of Canada
>not compressed wood products, from Scotland

>Ringo Starr
>actually a nobody

>boards of canada
>actually from scotland

>BADBADNOTGOOD
>is actually g-
actually nah never mind

>go to a reunion show for The Replacements
>it's all the original members

see them live, you'll change your mind

...

I wouldn't see them if they paid off my college tuition

>slowdive
>no professional swimmers

>This Will Destroy You
>my Chinese friend You is still very much intact after listening

>Radiohead
>have no heads

>King Crimson
>don't commit no crimes, son

>Ween
>yes

Is this what next level shitposting consists of?

huh

But that's right. Amateur swimmers dive much slower.

>Sonic Youth
>they're all like 40

>conan mockasin
>not a shoe

>The Olivia Tremor Control
>Hundreds of earthquakes go uncontrolled throughout the group's career

>Gorillaz
>Are actually Humanz

I think I posted this a while ago, then they announced the new album. Really makes you think.

>Neutral Milk Hotel
>blatantly anti-Nazi

>Brand New
>formed 17 years ago

>Sunny Day Real Estate
>still sell houses on cloudy days

>bored of canada
>yeah canada is boring

>Can
>can't

>Daft Punk
>actually very intelligent, well-spoken and extravagant individuals who tickle the fancy of people as well-versed in the music as me with their highly advanced electronic music, making them in no way "daft" nor "punks"

>Broken Social Scene
>They don't post here

sonic youth were never young

>Nick Cave
>lives in a detached house in Brighton

he nicked it tho

>Eagles of Death Metal
>Humans
>Don't play death metal

>Queens of the Stone Age
>Live in modern era
>Neither female rulers nor homosexuals (probably)

>Girls
>it's 2 guys

>doesn't actually

>Echo and the Bunnymen
>band is comprised of humanoids not a delay module and rabbit/human hybrid entities

>Mott the Hoople
>i don't even know what the fuck that means

>Arcade Fire
>they ain't lit

>Modest Mouse
>actually an arrogant fat man

>bones
>also has muscles and blood and shit

But at least their actually of montreal, unlike Of Montreal

>Arcade Fire
>they're not a Nickelback cover band as their name would suggest

Holy fuck I meant "they're"
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

lmao

>Aphex Twin
>has two older sisters

calm down, this isn't reddit
also
you should probably
go back there

>Manchester Orchestra
>not from Manchester
>not an orchestra

>Swans
>They don't swan

>Blur
>actually in focus

>The Cure
>literal cancer

Godot

...

ah fuck
this really made me laugh

boo, you suck

*for whom

>boo, you suck
>I don't suck

>I don't suck
>sucks more than a black hole

>sucks more than a black hole
>is off by one from quads

>for whomst've

>Alvvays
>Newer

>Radiohead
>only creep is on radio

>Death Cab For Cutie
>even though I'm cute they wont pick me up because I'm black

>Death Grips
>Death grips what? Certainly not my attention considering how godawful this music is

>Death Grips
>made me cum
pretty spot on, actually.

>Blonde
>has green hair

>yes
>no

>can
>can't

>neu!
>actually pretty alt!

>Interpol
>not actually the International Police Organization

>Rigor Mortis
>none of the band members are dead
at least when they were active