What's the most illegal thing Sup Forums has done?

What's the most illegal thing Sup Forums has done?

A 12 year old.

>Most illegal thing?

I J-walked once before....

>Pic related

Kek

one time i was in a grocery store and i ate a grape without paying for it

hue

sold crack to your mom

Shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die

mugged someone

Robbed a food stand

Similair thing happend to me, I shot the sheriff

But you didn't shoot the deputy?

Incest

When I was 23 I fucked an underage girl. Her mom really liked me and didn’t care,

This one time I downloaded a car from the dark web.

A mexican fencejumper.

I steal alcohol from Walmart weekly

Once I stole a lego monkey from a friend's house

I gave it back (discreetly) two days later, I couldn't bare the guilt

I sometimes dont look both ways before crossing the street.

Burned a whole marsh down

When I was like 16 my sister had a friend sleep over (she was 14) and I felt up the friend after they went to sleep. It was the first time I had done anything like that so I didn't push it, just outside-the-clothes touching, but still... kinda wish I went further.

When I come home from work there's a sign that says right turn only and I turn left cause it's late at night and once I had to turn right cause I saw a cop and had to drive around the block.

you fuckin anarchist, you are the reason societies are collapsing

fuck you

And Im not sorry either. I will toast marshmallows while i watch the world burn.

Scum!!!!!!!!1

i never paid for winrar

stole these dubs

I break copyright law aaaalll the time. 100% gangsta life, that's me.

nice bait. tips fedora

I drive in the passing lane while not passing.

i made milhouse a meme

One time I got doubles in a singles only thread

Checked!

for some reason I believe you

I once held hands with my wife without affirmative consent.

gayyyyyy

I once dived through zero.

My advice: Dont do it, since it just leads to horrible depression

Loat

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Terrorist threat

I smoked crack once while carrying around a gun during alcohol/benzo binge psychosis. I'm so glad I wasn't killed or arrested.

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ehh...maybe selling coke was the most "illegal"
it was once a mistake...don't let that happen again.

I'm not, you should have been arrested
degenerated scum

Ive cooked up methamphetamine alot...had 3 explosions and somehow didnt lose any limbs nor get any legal trouble..

she was 13, but yeah... my little sister's friend.

I caused over $40000 worth of damage to a hotel vandalising while it was closed down for a few weeks

woah, i've heard alcohol and benzos fuck u up if taken together so i never drank while takin xannies...and u smoked crack in the meanwhile? how did u even manage to no get arrested walking around Sup Forumsruh? where u from?

I rubbed a chinchilla on my penis but he got away.

Well I am hiding from almost getting caught smoking weed right now so there's that

I steal my uncle hdd and projector, sold it online and use the money for myself

much badass, such 420

Smoking weed isn't illegal lol move outta cucksville.

Nearly killed a dude. (Collapsed his throat with a serving tray while in prison)
Raped a girl then beat her (she fed cocaine to my baby cuz because she was crying)
Poured paint thinner on a neighbor's prized mustang the night before the car show (fucker ran the engine for hours at night every fucking night. Sometimes until 1am)
Forced a friend to blow me (he claimed to be closet gay so I just wanted him to come out or stfu)
Fucked my aunt, sister, cousin and my step mother
Also I took more candy from the work jar than I was supposed to.

In Georgia it is, moving to Illinois in 3 weeks

You willingly live there? Why?

Probably underage B&.

You're human garbage. I'll bet my bottom dollar you are some sort of "minority"

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Shot the neighbors cat with my bow and cut its head off

In GA? Well it's where I grew up. Only reason I'm leaving is to go back to college

i stole a pen from a book fair

No, adult here. Just don't wana go to jail adults make mistakes too

Holy fucking shit, dude. That's hardcore.

Nope. 64
Half Mexican half German if that helps your sensitivity.

This was all done in the 70s I think. Could be wrong. Back when people took care of their own problems and weren't a bunch of pussies.

Fucked your dad

wow 3 dubs in a row

He was talking about me, the pussy in the woods

I have never replied to
>Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

To be honest edibles would probably help with the not getting caught, if you can source them. But i'm biased because smoking doesn't do shit for me. Also yeah I was talking about you.

thats alot of dubs

heroin

Oh

And edibles, great idea. Could definitely find a place to bake them without worry.

broke into a church to take pics.

It's funny, cause I can literally go a block and buy chocolates from any of four shops, and i'm not even a big weed person. It's nice for chilling on a weekend though.

Oh, and in the spirit of the thread, I once had sex with a horse, AFTER it became illegal in my state. I vaguely feel like I am owed $500.

I killed a ghost once with a brick, and yes they are real, and bricks do hurt them

fbi go to bed

Post pics

pics or didn't happen

beat the shit out of some douche, broke his arm... just for money

Sold ur mom a gram for 20$ and fucked her afterwards every week for the last year.

Are you a grill?