Hey user

Hey user
Can you help me out? I need to finish my skirt before Halloween.

... there is still cum in all of those

That's the point lad

If you help me fill one with CUM sure

Hehe okay normally I like it in my mouth but I need more for my costume!

i'd be glad to. when and where?

>using a condom
Shiggy

This bitch wears it better.

When can we start executing you people?

When Sup Forums stops being a cesspool of cancer

Tits or gtfo

SAUACUCE
gunna need the source on this one my friend

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I laugh at all the people who don't recognize this old ass picture.

was it originally posted here?

we know its old. we are having fun. fuck off nigger.

>having fun by roleplaying sexually with another male on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum

>implying anyone thinks op is oc
>implying op expects anyone to think this is oc

see

>have no fun ever on a costa rican underwater bobsled reconstruction tesearch symposium

that was a joke you nigger faggot

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When you get enough balls to do something about it besides sit at your computer chair bitching about it

Im not behind my computer.

It is much much worse. Related pic

>implying that phonefag has a computer

>mfw dont bring pc into jacuzzi
>mfw obvious dumb fag

Is each one of those from a different man?

Thats how i imagine it in my head at least

The stank from that latex

Timestamp...if this is legit then ho!y shit.

If making sex feel 1/10th as good wasnt bad enough the latex smell lingers even after a long shower with a thorough scrub. I bought a loofa basically just because condoms. You basically need to scrape a layer of skin off to escape the stench

I'm not leaving the comfy shit post jacuzzi to get pen and paper. This will suffice

Why do you have a vase near your bathtub?

Trying to take a picture with 2 of your phones above water was a risky operation tbh

Ambience lad. Gets the ladies all greased up

Do finish your bath, my man. Looking at this picture is stressing me out. Unless you have those fancy ass waterproof shit, Id be more worried.

Topkek no that isn't me i am very drunk and read the wrong (you)

Wish i had them tiddies

What is the cat's name? Show us the cat

Nah i sit in this motherfucker for a couple hours several times a week and have multiple back up phones. While relaxing i typically end up shitposting

Her name is stpeach maybe she has cat pics bro