/hoc/ - elite manlets edition

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please stop talking about Arvy before you meme him into failure like Finns did with Saros

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>Blackhawks get BTFO yesterday
>Mild lose AGAIN
The Western ride just does not stop.

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Need a webm

>minn ee soh duh hey

Can someone post the "and Finland loses again" with the crying goose picture
I want to make a Minnesota edit

thank god for the oilers to step up and carry the entire conference

he's going to get nicked by Las Vegas and ruin his career there

Thank you, got that song stuck in my head now

>31 teams next season

He'll be protected, Jarnkrok or Smith is gone though

Why so much bully?
I was just beginning to feel good again.

I love to suck dick

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>predict 3-2 loss
>3-2 loss
w e w what should i predict next?

>letting a good 2/3 line centre Järnkrok go with that very very friendly 6 year contract

NOT EARLY EDDITION

>Canadian thread

>canadian thread

leafs 2020 stan lee cup winners

>bullying highschoolers
Pretty low mate

what are we watching tonight? I 've got a firey new meme.

i was talking about me

Not gonna lie, former Minnesota Wild voter here. It's been hilarious watching Hanzal crash and burn...but seriously, we can't let these guys get their hands on the cup.

>lil africa
>hockey

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post your favorite songs from EA NHL games or GTFO

Your fanbase is obnoxious.

how did adding players make them worse?

it's cuz they're pseudo canada

So you enjoy Cock Cola? To each their own I guess.

quit that casual attitude, when teams have secured the championship/playoff position they will give some games to the dead last.

Fucked up the chemistry. Put too much pressure on.

>chubbs
>excited about NCAA hokkei
>excited about the state tournament
More obnoxious than other fanbases?

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>not liking all types of hockey
b2facebook you casual

Sorry m8 meant to reply to
>nice dubbs


Going to take a long shower now

Good taste finland

Auston Matthews is better than McMeme. Only 26 goals? Pathetic.

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I asked a motherfucking question

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Auston is truly superior. Have you seen his loose puck recoveries/20?

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mcdavid is flashy, but matthews is better. matthews is the crosby, mcdavid is the ovechkin.

I think McMeme is more like Stamkos. He'll flame out and disappear in a few years.

astute observation

What did Canada mean by this?

mcdavid is the alpha and the omega

matthews is a little faggot who plays with his tiny spanish cock while watching mcdavid highlights

+6.98 shipping

how bout u buy americaner chips instead and stop complainin

Matthews is a slightly better Jeff Carter

This
MäkDavid is based

Get a job.

>OBJECTIVELY REDDIT TIER
>Shittesota
>Cuckville
>Bawwston
>Shittsburgh

>OBJECTIVELEY NOT REDDIT TIER
>Vancouver
>Chicago
>Florida

Everyone else floats in between, neither reddit nor not reddit.

Refurte this you cant

LOL McDavid has more assists than Memethews has points

>t. chiraqi sperglord
Seriously jump into whatever river flows into the might Mississippi and dont come out

>canadian people
you couldnt know less about hockey if u were born in liberia

This is a pretty decent comparison probably

still, I don't know, I don't really admire crosby. Maybe it's becausehe is marketed so much, face of the league and all. I didn't like his one handed goal. I like Kane better, although I don't watch him much. I am speaking stritly as a player, I am not defending rape.

Nope, I'm not him, idiot. But like it or not 3 cups in 5 years is Dynasty, and therefore NOT REDDIT.

I have liked Crosby more in recent years. Seems like a decent troll player, like Corey Perry. He's just more low key with it. Maybe because the press got tired of talking about him so much.

Shitcago is the ultimate reddit team

>troll player

what does that mean?

WRONG

2 and a half cups is NOT a dynasty

crosby is the most multi-dimensional, versatile hockey player in the history of the modern nhl while also being elite in terms of offensive production. i want you to watch some of the penguins series against sj last season and look at how crosby literally directs his linemates where to go and changes plays like an nfl quarterback.

there is not another player like crosby in the nhl, he's like having a prime forsberg and also that prime forsberg can coach on the fly while on the ice.

wew meant to quote

Reminder

Bruh

>i want you to watch some of the penguins series against sj last season and look at how crosby literally directs his linemates where to go and changes plays like an nfl quarterback.

will do
on the subject of the meme: should I post it or save it until rags elimination day?

>american women want a non-profit organization to pay them maternity leave

lmfao.

there's an unhealthy obsession with reddit here

please go back there and never come back

hey, swedefriend. will you become a bruins fan with me when jakub forsbacka-karlsson goes big time? emil johansson too :)

yes

also it's Jakob. Jakub is czech/slav spelling.

I put game 1 currently.

who will stop them!

>mfw you cucks are so triggered by chicago al you can do is spam "r-r-r-rr-reddit...."
im not even chicago but its hilarious

thank you friend :D

>bruce poodreau no longer coaches there
checks out, the ducks are winning it all this year

Game 7 at home.

>im not even chicago

Who will stop Brock Boeser and the Cantpucks?

Thank you

Because trump plans to dissolve maternity leave. How can poltards argue sustaining the white race if having a baby is a terrible idea?

Isn't that from fucking Shrek? Looks accurate, desu

>bruce "i'm embarassed" poodreau

go back

Reality

>we need to have gibs because it would benefit the group that would use it the the least
Are all liberals this retarded?

>reddithawks

Ah, but this is when the turntables. you will see.
it was all a work. a ruse

>i-i swear we're not reddit! you're the ones who are reddit!

>i'm not even chicago

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Sorry, you're right.

Game 7 away.

>mad
>at dynasties
how reddit can you be?

Right now they're a "soft" dynasty. You need at least two back to back plus at least one more in 4-5 years and no playoff misses to count as a bona fide dynasty.

>your team
>favaorite player on your team
>your playoff hopes

>The Oilers still struggle to beat the Canucks, who are #1 in man games lost to injury
Is their any doubt that next year, when the Canucks and Coyotes are mildly better, the Oilers getting put back into the dirt?

*favorite

>coyotes mildly better
they've been saying that for years

Laine tonight with a hatty

do you guys remember when we all met up and sweden and finland got funky with it?

like we all just wanted to have a nice roller hockey game under the bridge but too many euros came so it became faggy

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