/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

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Sup, cunt nuggets?

Mate?

Dave reporting in

I'm not your mate, bro.

Um, why are ids even not back? Also tala torana.

Talofa lava, and Malo from Auckland, the largest Polynesian city on the planet

Dub dub dub to you too Monica.

Wellington reporting

hello, girls

wellingtons pretty cute

too bad she's got mental problems . . .

Don't stick your dick in crazy...

Very true. Almost got her pregnant too, she went psycho

Don't they all?

To grossly over-simplify, yes. But then again, so do most guys...

TBH I'm surprised we haven't nuked each other yet.

/nzg/ = NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

What the fuck, New Zealand?
LULZ

There's a rare few that don't. However they are usually frigid

The crazies are usually amazing in bed and that's half the appeal of them

Being frigid is a mental issue...

Anyone else managed to convince foreigners that out North and South Islands are at war? Pretty fucking easy.
pic was someone from Yemen

>influx of refugees / chinks / indians / niggers imminent

She's cutting immigration by 20,000 a year though

>>influx of refugees / chinks / indians / niggers imminent

So let's put a socialist leftist in office...LULZ

Hello, boys!

Jacinda is /ourgirl/ you fucking retard

As soon as she doesn't need your boy Winston, things will change. LULZ

No she is \yourgirl\

>She's cutting immigration though

that's what everyone said about Angela Merkel

Trips of Truth.

i wish she was my girl :'(

wat... labour has always been anti immigration, it's national that brings them in...

ITT: righties who have zero understanding of new zealand political parties

>Jacinda
fuck i would love to eat a refugee's cum out of her pussy

I would hold hands with her for sure

>t. leftist lunatic

yeah how did you find that pic of me

No New Zealand government has been "anti-immigration". LULZ

it's all over your twitter you little sissy

damn that's a sexy nigga

...

anti-immigration in the numbers we're getting them now, is what I meant. I mistakenly assumed your reading comprehension would be a lot better.

the funny thing is if refugees were let in, this little faggot would be the first person they would purge

Just wanted to let you know that all of your cities look like garbage compared to American cities. Americans think of corrugated metal as a respectable part of infrastructure in third world countries. You guys think of it as fences. That said your wilderness is asbolutely stunning.

exactly, BRING ON THE DUNE COONS

Who is this qt?

This would sound right but then I remember detroit exists

or missouri

or baltimore

They don’t use corrugated metal as fences. Go to those cities and then drive around auckland and ask which looks better

now who is THIS semen demon?!

Who gives a shit about what people use for fences?

bump~

The rest of the world.

>i would hold hands with any girl

I would too but only for $20.

Anyone in nelson who can sell me some weed, or know of anyone that I could get a hold of that can sell me some?

Came home to my flatmates doing lines, later when I was drunk I asked and they said it was molly. Kinda want to ask for some but feel a bit awkward now.

Dunners reporting.

>checked
South Island would win, just saying
I'll do it for a tenner and steal your customers
Legalisation Soon™ comrade

No one undercuts me on my turf, I'll cut your face off.

This movie looks cool.

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Brutally dismember me in a turf war senpai

I've always wanted to fuck a horse

I'm gonna leave your hand holding hand for the cops and feed the rest of you to my uncle's pigs.

going to buy one of those shakti mats

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Good day and greetings from Austria in Europe.
I find it pretty amusing how universally loved muslim refugees are around the world... Lol.
Speaking of refugees, may I ask how cold the winters are where you live? I'm considering emigration. Don't want to go to the USA for a lot of reasons. Probably I'll go to Australia. The winters in NZ are cold too, right? My sole reasons to go: feeling a little adventurous, passion for the English language, and FUCK WINTER. I am a plastics engineer though, have work experience in physical and chemical labs, and by the time I leave (if I do) would probably have a bachelor in biology too. Would that be enough? Will they even let me in? Lol. Thanks for any answers and tipps. Have a nice day (or night).

Literally this.

You're a ruthless little cunt, user, I'll give you that.

Lulz at own joke like John Shmallover and his qued laughter. What a fucking joke, thank god the bunch of jews running this shit hole island are gone and arent gonna blow 40 MILLION on a piece of fucking cloth cus they are bored. If you guys want a real laugh go on the young Nats page of FB it's pathetic the excuses they make.

Lets be real though north island would steam roll the south peasants

>implying you can steamroll that many methheads

Are the Verlaines popular?

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Is Ripperx from New Zealand, is he really married?

Is VaulSC into star craft? or is he just dawn of war?

Wait, why is New Zealand on the other side of the world? And why, is it surrounded by the chinese?

Saw the youtube thumbnail and thought "This is the music video with the rabbit" and I was right.

>South Island would win, just saying
It would be 3 to 1.

Lewd

Good point, those roachs are hard to stomp out. Hopefully with legal herb that shit is gonna be a faded memory

>tfw trapped in New Zealand and have to blend in

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Don't. There is no need to blend into this island. Strive to be better than these bottom feeders

What's everyone listening to?

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Wow le epic ruse

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