How do you keep your partner happy?

How do you keep your partner happy?

>put a funny movie on the tv
>wait untile she laugh
>paralize her face with some drugs
>cut her head
>put head in a jar with your cum
>???
>profit

Setting boundaries
Keeping them
Making commitments
Keeping them

Example: I hate your TV series, I won't watch it with you.
But I'll do the dishes or cook while you watch it
Do it.
It will be mutual.

that is cute

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Trained myself for years to reach porn master sex skills. Never loose control (in any situations, that's confidence) always (ALWAYS) be the focused one. Also learned how to cook.

Listen to them with empathy

>profit
KEK

Hetero couples:

For men: present your butt-hole
For women: make sandwich

Just kidding for women. Learn how to cook womans!

Fuck her every day. Even though she is hideos. She pays the bills, I can't complain. I give her sex and she gives me a roof over my head and food.

I treat my women like I treat my cars. I disregard them until they break down.

I treat my woman like I treat my cars.

I don't have a car.

What's been working for me and my wife is we do stuff together not everything but a good amount. She likes my friends so that helps a lot more than one would think. We understand that it's give and take and nothing is perfect but I am definitely lucky. Back before when we were just dating and just kids. I would urbex a lot she wasn't really able to hoist herself over fences or do other things to get into old buildings. So instead of whining about it she became the getaway driver. Forums out of hot water many times when we couldn't make back to our original drop off point

This is where I fucked up. Instead, I said:
>I hate this TV show
>I’ll watch it with you anyways to make you happy
>Now the dishes aren’t done
>Now we can’t discuss the TV show because I don’t really care enough to pay attention and discuss what’s going on

I just find a new happy one every time the old one gets unhappy

Dont be in a relationship.

or at least dont cheat and fuck it up

I beat her happy every day.

> tells gf he'll watch a show with her
> doesn't pay attention
Why then offer to watch it in the first place?

keked

Lotion

Let her fuck a big black cock.

>happy in bed:
>kiss neck by ears
>suck on nipples while rolling tongue around
>finger going around the clit
>suck on clit
>two fingers in, until three will fit
>when three are in
>middle finger goes down, toward cervix
>two go up, toward g-spot/bladder
>firm in/out motions
>when she gets close, harder
>more pressure up
>let middle finger hit cervix
>she will squirt if you have the right spot with the outer two fingers
>let up a little, don't stop
>repeat after 10 seconds
This will keep her cumming repeatedly. She will want you to stop for a few seconds, don't listen. She may start sounding a little insane after awhile, that's when you let up. Don't be a pussy and stop because you're tired.

>happy in general:
Never gonna happen... I've had them happy with me for over a decade before, but not in general.

It's simple really OP
If you're male then you make a lot of money.
If you're female then you suck a lot of dick.

let her anal me every fortnight

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Make her cum at least every other time you do

Be good in bed

Don't be not good in bed

Usually if we're not going so well we get high together and hate fuck until we love eachother again

>two fingers in, until three will fit
I don't want loose women.

>doesn't understand the elastic nature of vaginas
>hasn't ever fucked a mother and noticed it's tight again in no time
Unless a woman is fucking herself daily with a horse dildo she's going to bounce right back. And three fingers, in the configuration I'm talking about, is about as wide as an average dick. What, are you a micropeen virgin or something?

Don't get upset at me because you're dealing with a loose woman, user.

I clean and help with cooking when I can. I buy most stuff and take care of the dog and she pays rent. Feels she's growing bored with me but does still enjoy the sex so it could be worse.

>middle finger goes down, toward cervix
How long are your fucking fingers

Like i do with all my previous partners. i divorce them.

farts

I don't.

Sex usually works

Accept that her happiness will be an ever changing goal post. This is neither a good nor bad thing, it's just the way women are wired.

You're a moron, is correct. I deflorated my girlfriend, and every time I meet her again (LDR) the first few fucks she's as tight as she was when I first fucked her. Virgin detected.

>hur dur, long labia are the result of lots of sex
>it's literally scarring!
That's what you sound like.

Practicing sex with a lot of different women, so when it is her turn, I am up on all of the latest techniques and I perform at optimal levels just for her.

Isn't that everyone?

Sorry. Meant to reply

Reasonably long? Not freakishly long or anything. It's more about the angle, really. You can use your other two fingers to sort of pull on her upper vaginal wall and get her cervix a bit closer. But with most women, the right angle and legs spread wide does the trick.

Please anons, don't be so upset, you'll find a woman who isn't loose some day.

How does it feel to have a future as a wizard? You know, in 15 or so years?

You're being too emotional user.

Calm down user!

Give her space to do her own thing, which is generally her art. We also often sit down together and do our own things, just being company for the other person, but not requiring the other to invest 100% of our attention towards each other. Agreeing that we're going to go fishing this weekend, when I know she will not even wake up before 2pm on her days off. Randomly fondling her tits as she draws. Pouncing her when she comes out of the bathroom. Making her laugh with whacky antics. Breaking out the orgasm hammer and fuck her into a half coma.

I fuck her right in the pussy.

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Hi guys im a virgin i forgot to add that on the end of my post sorry

You must have a tiny cock if you are worried about 3 fingers making her loose.