LFL - Legends Football League - Less Than 3 Weeks Edition

>What is this?
Full-contact women's arena football.

>When does it start?
April 14th, Seattle @ Austin

>Which team should I follow?
2017 teams can be found here. lflus.com/standings

>Why should I watch?
Memes, offseason football banter, cute girls hitting each other

HIGHLIGHTS

>meme running QB decapitates nigress for TD
youtube.com/watch?v=LHGijfFoYsg

>cute blonde puts nigress in concussion protocol
youtube.com/watch?v=7KdNwckwYoQ

>Dakota "Fem Matty Ice" Hughes recovers bad snap for TD
youtube.com/watch?v=dnLMYuYKPmw

>More Dakota Hughes dragons
youtube.com/watch?v=bIQAvydqtDk

>girl chimpout compilation
youtube.com/watch?v=A6Ox6s1GTSk&t=17s

Who the fuck watches this shit?

>having to play half naked to entice amerifats' broken attention spans

Sad!

>tfw when girls wear less protection than """men"""

Nice psorts you have there, amerifats.

Honestly who the fuck watches this?
Like why the fuck would you ever watch this?

Football in the spring

Casual cocksucker detected. Dykecolide is more of a sport than niggercrash.

>being gay

>dykecollide

claps on suicide watch

>tfw colleague plays for LA
it's hard working with her on projects, I can't stop staring at her ass. She's tough as shit and intimidating too.

it's hard not to get a boner around her

Those are some actually impressive plays...

I'm sure those balls aren't regulation size but nice throws.

Yeah Dakota Hughes is pretty damn good at QB, relative to the skill level of the defenses she's playing against. She's only like 20 too.

so, its basically sexualized football?

I have an ex coworker who plays for Chicago bliss.

Interesting. I went to HS with the running back on Chicago.

I don't remember what position she played because she either quit or moved to a different facility. But she was something else and was always undermining management. My other ex coworker and I used to have an inside joke about the way she pronounced bro. Overall she was a good person and invited me to go to one of the games

Chris'Dell was a cool chick in HS. Looks like she is doing pretty good in the league. Her brother was the darkest nigga in school and would bump Hank Williams in his truck.

DID YOU PUT UR PENIS IN HER PENIS

no, it's football. why are you sexualizing them you pervert

No, she was a cool chick but I was just starting to get off my autistic phase and didn't talk girls at work like that
She was a cool chick and I might catch her at game to ask her what happened after she left, you know? Shoot the bull for a minute

SHOOT HER PUSSY WITH UR CUM

...

Is she white?

Nah she was black. I'm gonna go to a home game and see what's up

Bet.

Where you from famalamalam

Wichita

It's a Chad sport, you can't justify watching half-nekkid skinny chicks with your gf unless you're truly an asshole.

Alternatively, there are other female leagues out there, and while the women there come in all shapes and sizes, (1) these games are not on TV, and (2) most of you fuckers are watching for butts instead of quality play.

Eventually the two will merge, but for now the LFL owner keeps saying he can't pay players because the league makes no money. For now-- football is fun to watch. I can't fucking fap to this, I just like football, and 100% of them are playing for the love of the game, not a multi-million$ contract.

She always talked about the passion for the game, so you're kinda right

jokes on you, my gf likes going to these games

her adrenaline goes up and I get to put it in her ass after we get home

>women's football
>called the LFL
>neither L stands for ladies

Rape isn't a viable option Tyrone

It was Lingerie Football League before

PUT IT IN HER ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

it's Seattle's year

Mist are /ourteam/

it would be fun if the nfl had uniforms like this so we would know who had a giant penis

Would it even be a competition? Most of the NFL players are niggers

Nah m8 it's Chicago's year again /our girls/

>t. gay

>cheap tickets to watch sports

This is a prime reason I advocate attendance for the WNBA, NWHL and NWSL, but half-nekkid athletes is a harder sell.

I hope one day the league is successful enough to where they can afford whole uniforms for their players.

>make enough money to finally buy uniforms
>nobody shows up to games anymore
>league folds

>being this much of a cocksucking tumblrina
Does beach volleyball trigger you aswell? What about track and field?

This shitty league just got a local tv deal here and we don't even like football of any kind, so i'd say it's doing a decent job

I think the better question is, "Would you still go to NFL games if the players were all shirtless and wearing loincloths?"

This is an idiot argument. Your entire post is reliant upon NO OTHER SOURCES for looking at naked girls.

Are you seven?

I would rather watch ultimate surrender

I'd make your sister surrender if you know what I mean.