walk in toilet
see this
wat do
Walk in toilet
Kick it
go to next stall and do same
Turn 360° and walk away
Die in tears
finger in asshole, or fingers idk
sharpie in pooper
you do realize you'd still be facing the same direction
why is this not ylyl. busting up
get out of apple store toilets
funny shit
Is it still summer
welcome newfriend
lol no
...
/thread
that wasn't even funny, stop being a samefag for internet points
would prolly take picture of it and post on Sup Forums asking anons what do
i'm not that guy faggot
Why is Sup Forums so stupid fucking shit
maybe he moonwalked away backwards smart ass??! kys
cum on that dick
>samefagging
>calling people faggots
woah there buddy
Wonder how I ended up back in 2010.
>thatsthejoke.exe
notice how there's no (you)
so many newfriends here
what is paint
also. irrelevant
...
i would ride that dick bareback
tell xim xe has a very femenine penis
>phoneposter
kill yourself
...
>android phone
kys asap
how fucking new are you!?
>iphone fag
die
that user is Michael Jackson he's perfected the moonwalk
>kys
>not having an android
this board is for adults only
sorry that you're too poor to afford an iphone. either that or you're just a nigger
Wonder what he's doing in the girls bathroom, then proceed to lower my self on to it ever so slightly, so that just the very end of the tip is in contact with my vagina. I'd hold position long enough for him to get really, really frustrated, then i'd start to let my piss out, to slowly sooth his aching cock.
Isn't there a shooped picture of a whole bathroom full of guys doing this...hilarious.
>materialistic
>kys
>nigger
I'm calling your parents
pour lighter fluid
throw lit zippo
buying shit just because you can is what makes people continuously unsuccessful.
My 4 year old android has 4glte, a 1080p screen, and a quad core cpu. I'm betting your iphone isn't any better, or enough to justify buying a new phone.
>My 4 year old android
i stopped reading there because i lost all respect for you. your post has been hidden and reported.
I would wonder why I didn't hear the sirens going off...
list specs then faggo
get the fuck off the floor
can't say you reported someone.
so.
My 2014 Nexus 6 has Wireless charging, 3gb ram, all day battery (w/ franco kernel), Overclocking capabilities, near 500ppi 6 inch OLED (unlike apple barely breaking 400, with a screen finally being OLED), Wireless AC of all forms supported and 4g at top speeds....
Shit nigga. I can go on. iPhones are for the poor to feel rich and happy they might have something worth more than their overpriced shoes.
>list specs then
ok...
Super Retina HD display
5.8-inch (diagonal) all-screen OLED Multi-Touch display
HDR display
2436x1125-pixel resolution at 458 ppi
1,000,000:1 contrast ratio
3D touch
A11 Bionic chip with 64-bit architecture
Neural engine
Embedded M11 motion coprocessor
12MP wide-angle and telephoto cameras
Wide-angle: ƒ/1.8 aperture
Telephoto: ƒ/2.4 aperture
Optical zoom; digital zoom up to 10x
Face ID
stomp dem balls
crack dem nuts
I've had androids for the past 6 years and I'm really glad I have no idea what any of that shit means.
>Nexus
my fucking sides are exploding
>faggo
summer is over no?
Thread officially derailed. How do you faggots operate.
Stomp on it as hard as I can
Fucking degenerate
Wtf you trapped James Franco inside your phone?
Newfag lol
Print it out, and stick it on the back of a mac users laptop as the new apple logo when they're not looking.
ahhahhahah
it's sad that jelly fags talk shit about Apple just because they can't afford their products. Don't have enough money, dont buy it. simple
Walk by, lower down a bit, give his cock a bit of a stroking, spit on it a bit, give it another stroke, continue on my way to the toilet, hear a knocking, it's him
>walk by
>lower down a bit
>stroke his cock a bit
>get a bit of spit on it
>give it a few more strokes
>resume my original plan
>go to the toilet
>hear knocking
>it's him
>eagerly let him in
>he fucks me
>it feels so good
>he cums all over me
>don't even clean it
>walk out and leave
I'm not Jelly, I've got 4 apple products. Gag wouldn't have worked with "PC" logo.
>Face iD
...
>nexus
You probably shit sitting down you fucking autist
Start suckin'
Thank you, based user
.
take off one shoe and stroke it with my foot
kiss it :3
I'd cunt punt that cockball right through the uprights of the next stall for 3 points.
So... my galaxy s6 fTom 2015
It's like heaven
Apply directly to glans.
kick in balls
enjoy the screams
Topkek
I always said 'kick him in the ass'. But I've changed my mind. I would stomp that fucking homo-dick! And I mean S-T-O-M-P his dick flat.
Nice kek here
how hard is it to fucking reply
Don't deny it you faggots. Your choices are
>sit on
or
>suck on