Walk in toilet

>walk in toilet
>see this
wat do?

Kick it off... right in the motherfucking taint, shearing it against my steel toe boot and the door. Fag

Piss on asshole. Leave.

Grab shaft firmly with one hand - pull towards me - slice off at base. Bonus points if your grip is firm enough so that you have time to stuff it in his ass before it goes soft.

get the fuck off the floor?

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Suck him off, the door says gentlemen

Oh hello Harvey

dick kick'em

>put on facebook
>tag slut exgf since she loves sausage
>win internets for the day

Go into next stall, do same.

Tell him that public restroom floors are fucking filthy and he shouldn't do that without a towel or something in between.

God, you're a fucking faggot.

and

No

Suck that cock until he dumps his load in my mouth.

Can I lock the door behind me?
I've never sucked one. Would like an anonymous opportunity

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>Take out folding knife.
>Stab scrotum with full downward stabbing strength
>Cum

Kick hard in the balls until they pop

turn 360 degrees and walk right outta there

>Do a 180
>Walk backwards

>Use the door to prop myself over his dick
>Take my pants off and rub the rim of my asshole over his tip
>begin shitting and punch his nutsack
>while toiletbro begins having the greatest orgasm of his life demand payment for services
>"ima need about tree fiddy"

check my map, I'm walking in circles

Proceed to kick with steel toed shoes

Edgy dubs.

You would need to turn 180 degrees to walk out.

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Cut it off so it can't reproduce.

My first thoughts..

G1

Tbh I’d probably cum on his dick and bail before he saw who I was

Newfag