Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school.
Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you.
Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you?
I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these.
What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's?
I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.

Your kid deserves the bullet

Shit b8 but kinda funny, try to make it sound less fake and not use an old ass cringe thread pic

Well, this place is not a good place to kids...
But, if your kid still here anyway, he can learn how to kick nigger ass, like the stupid in mountain bike.

Your kid is a fag. So do OP

Trying too hard

Maybe if he didn't call u mommy he wouldn't get his face kicked in

But why.

Why would anybody do that to my beautiful baby boy?

>not use an old ass cringe thread pic
This. Even idiots can identify pictures they've seen before

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Honestly I'm just bumping because some people are falling for it.

I tried, but I can't find this even mildly funny.
Sorry you wasted 3 minutes of your time to produce this dumb shit.

Low effort b8 wannabe forced copypasta

This is now a porn thread

...

...

...

taking over shit thread

Well, the consequences will never be the same.

...

...

>A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.
Lost

...

...

...

>8
thank you, that made a lot of saids. i see you got some college and i command you good sire.

What?
Have you seen the threads here?

>memekid.jpg

...

...

Lol. Has this ever happened? I hope it has. Parents supporting Sup Forums usage. Goddamn I hope some poor cancer kid has suffered this. Based god. Heed my call.

...

You tried too hard. I still prefer Hi my names john and hate every single one of you....

Better luck next time

...

NOT THE FUCKING CYBER POLICE I BEG YOU

...

...

...

your welcome. yes I did collage. it is good to do it. thank you.

...

...

...

Its reactions like these that actually DO make this copypasta worthy high quality superior bait.

see i knew it, you sound eradicated and speak english very goodly.

i have a seventh sends for those.

...

yeah....nah m8

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

good doubles with your numbers. thank you for your high prays. I just trying to help you're son. make sure to tell her the cake is a lie and the narwhal bacons at midnight. he will no what this means and it will help her. goodbye or as they a say in France, "chow".

...

...

...

...

...

I am extremely great full for your kindred advice. i'm hoping she will take it to hard.

but i think she will because she looks in the sky to Sup Forums a lot, she thinks the planet of you guy.

soros shill, avid fox viewer tipped it off. nice try though

yes it was my leisure to help. sometimes it's good to have roll model but other time its ungood to think the earth of Sup Forums! ha ha! can I ask question M'lady? is her father in the pitcher?

>Asian stereotypes.webm

my sons father is a logging man. he takes the train from mexico to canada every days and cuts down the threes to make paper for paper copies of the internets that are distributed trough the tubes every day.

without his wood the internets would not be working so hard.

sauce?