You're required to go to war to defend a country that isn't your own

You're required to go to war to defend a country that isn't your own.
Which one do you pick?

Antartica?

Probably just shoot myself as soon as they hand me a gun. My plan for if they ever bring back the draft.

It depends who`s on the offensive desu.

Estonia

panama

Italy
Based ally and they always win

With Finns you win.

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Israel.

Finland

any country that has american troops on their soil
I've always wanted to blow some american legs offs with hand crafted IED's

France

Netherlands - mainly Holland. Runner up - jolly o'l England.

Canada I guess. They're like our retarded cousin so I wouldn't mind defending them.

KONUNGARIKET SVERIGE

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None. Why would I want to put my life in danger?

UK or USA. Would be tough to choose which

For the womenz/grills who will be at your victory parade?

That's maximum beta. Put all you have at risk for women to look at you.

It isn't the sole reason, but a decent reason, I guess?

>O-ok, I will do whatever you want, just give me some attention.
How is that decent?

Hungary,
Hell i would volunteer

Serbia

Finland is probably the only country I would willingly fight for. Especially against Russia

Romania

Serbia

Every neighbour except Germany. French speaking African countries except mahgreb countries.

Forgot USA, would d-day for USA.

Germany (not in its current state however)

Britain

Moldova, since it's rightfully ours.

belarus

unironically Germany

cause if we're not friends we're at war against each other

The Netherlands. This county is basically what I think a county should be.

lithuania

>defending traitors

All the more reason to help whoever's wrecking them, cuck traitor. The German is mentally diseased. Even now they are fucking with us.

Luxemburg

how come

France

poland

UK or Canada

if they wanted to be independent, who are we to tell them otherwise, we're still friends tho, and it would be the most logical option, unlike the real traitors (venezuela and ecuador)

>we're still friends
????????????????????

Some very smal, undefendable state so that the war is at least over soon and I either die quickly or eventually have to settle down under the winners' rule or seek refuge
I'm really not the type for a years-long guerrilla war or a long all-out military campaign

ok, tell me why not then

Canada or UK.

Just realized after posting this
Said the same thing

Germany maybe.

Australia BTFO

funland

Greece I guess

Glorious nippon

usa there is nothing special about it

check'd, but that's not shots fired

side note

USA, UK, or any of the Commonwealth Dominions (not South Africa though)

not even close my dear Leaf

Any country, only requirement is that I must be on side which removes kebabs.

Hungary.

the uk or israel. not because i like them, but because they would be offended if i gave a different answer.

Portugal
Argentina
Italy
in that order

This. Second choice would be Germany.

Canada of course.

Otherwise France, they've been bros

thank you ameribro

Russia

charging enemy redoubts without a gun in my hand but "drunk" on lighter fluid and with only a heroin needle sticking out of my arm to fight with sounds fun

Finland or Norway. Hell, possibly even Denmark. I can protect Legoland.
t. Swede

Aztlan

Estonia