I shaved my pubes and this happened. Getting a bj tomorrow, what do?

I shaved my pubes and this happened. Getting a bj tomorrow, what do?

Suck yourself off.

1) she wont care
2) moisturise

Pop the yellow fuckers and cross your fingers

Pop them and pour rubbing alcohol all over the area. It’s gonna hurt but it may clear up in time.

Turn off the lights

>she
>implying

It'll clear up by tomorrow. Learn to shave.

lose some weight

dude. just trim your pubes next time. no reason to go scorched earth like this

In future, don't shave them off, just trim them a little. Shaved pubes on a guy aren't very attractive, only pornstars really do it.

dont shave against the grain
use shaving cream
use after shave/alcohol
use moisturizer

you cut your hairs too short.
the sharp regrowing hair is damaging your skin
dont cut so short next time

Razor burn Sup Forumsro. Chances are that she'll know all about it, feel bad for you and give you her home remedy for shaving inconveniences. If you're going to shave, you need to moisturize daily.

and fags.

apply baby oil and hand cream

jesus. kill it with fire!

This
No chance of razor burn if you give johnson the G.I fade

>she wont care
you realize she isn't a dude staring at pussy, right?

can confirm, if need be rub some aloe vera on it and use shaving cream with aloe when you shave it next time

Lesson learned, I'll only trim them next time

>scorched earth
Fucking kek

/thread

i havent shaved uptop since i was a teenager.

i buzz the top triangle of skin above the penis to a #1 with a body shaver. I do, however, shave my balls and taint with a multi-bladed razor.

Smear honey on it and put a big bandage over it before you go to bed and remove + shower in the morning

No joke, google that shit

Shit man i did that once but i shaved it all the way down. Like ALLLL the way. Turtle shelled that shit.

Hair growing back in was possibly one of the worst experiences of my life.

Gl my dude

trim that shit! don't shave
(except you wanna look gay or like
a little boy)

or use alcohol. i've had a razor shaved head since i was 15. it burns a bit, but if you can't handle that you don't deserve to show a chick your junk.

Do not do this
Risk of infection is too high

Fuck, I hope it isn't to bad

whats worse? pubes or a rash that looks like herpes? dumbass op

trim that shit! don't shave!
(except you wanna look gay or like
a little boy)

Mine was like no-pubestubble-visible level so yours probably wont be so bad. I didnt feel normal for weeks

this will work, it cleans and makes inflammation go away. plus put some honey on your dick before she sucks it off too.

who the fuck schedules a blowjob?

You can use baby oil after shaving to help prevent this but you're better off waxing, and if waxing is too painful for you grab a set of tweezers and pluck. I pluck the hairs at the base and around the base then shave the rest to save time but basicly if your shaving you have to use some sort of oil to keep your skin from looking like this and itching terribly.

Yup, will never do this again

Jesus. You couldn't even shave your fucking pubes correctly. Does the same thing happen to your face? Good thing you didn't try trimming them with scissors, probably would've cut one of your balls off.

Kids today, man.

Gold Bond, Bru

>get electric trimmer
>shave pubes with the grain
>use razor to shave the hair that grows on the shaft
>very carefully shave your balls with the razor too

Don't ever do what you did again, women don't generally like it anyway.

next time shave in opposite direction.

try turning out the goddamn lights

scrape with nail file and wipe with alcohol

looks like you wont be getting that bj :}

all you did by shaving like this is stabbing a woman on the small chance you actually get to have sex. women hate this weird stubble on men.

just trim with an electric trimmer next time.

looks better too. shaved cock looks weird.

not op, but I need some advice on how to avoid popping these/acne on face

Wax next time.

I remember the first time I shaved my dick.
Honestly, the best choice is to either get a trimmer and just trim very close leaving a tiny length of hair so you won't get ingrown hairs or razor burn.

If you want it bald you need to get waxed or laser hair removal. For waxing trim in first, if it's short and not a bush it doesn't really hurt. If you have a massive bush it hurts like a motherfucker.
Doesn't even cost that much and keep up with it.
Don't want to pay someone else? It won't be as clean but you can get a self waxing kit.

As of right now? Run to the local pharmacy and in the shaving department gram an after shave and anti bump ointment. Apply it every couple hours through the rest of the day and tomorrow. It's going to burn but deal with it, you'll greatly reduce if not remove all the red bumps by tomorrow night. Worst case scenario is to turn out the lights.

Shaving your junk is something your body needs to become acclimatized to. It'll irritate you the first few times you do it.

Also man up and shave dry. All those faggy moisturizers in shaving cream will just pussify your skin and you will get irritated more often.

To elaborate by shave dry I mean without shaving cream, you can wet your skin with water first.

This is my personal experience: warning, it won't work for everyone.

Take a really hot, long shower. Shave with a dry razor after drying your skin off really well. Time is of the essence, though. You need to shave within just a few minutes of getting out of the shower.

I can do that and have very little rash or bumps. I even get my balls and some of my chode that way.

cottage cheese will take down the redness, you'll really need to work it in tho

I do something similar, except I shave it while in the shower. Been doing it for the past decade now and works fine for me.