ITT The first time you saw a pussy IRL
Last thread got deleted, but let's keep the ball rolling
>When I was 15 me and my 14 year old cousin where watching tv while my aunt was out
>sitting on couch and notice she keeps sticking her hand down her pants and smelling her fingers
>"What are you doing?"
>she says "It smells good lol"
>after an awkward pause I ask her "can I smell?"
>She laughs and says yeah, at first having me smell her fingers
>"It doesn't really smell like anything?"
>She laughs and puts her hand back in her pants, rubs for a while and says "Smell it now! It's good!"
>At this point I get brave and decide to bluff and say it doesn't smell like anything again. Hopefully I can egg her on to do more.
>She's almost insulted and says "No, look! I'll show you!"
>Holy shit she took off her pants
>holy shit she took off her panties
>she spreads her legs and opens her lips and says to smell it
>I lean in and get up close to the first pussy I ever seen. Bright pink, clit poking out from the top, sticky with grool, fuzzy pubes. Holy fuck it's better than anything I could have hoped
>I smell it and I say "Yeah it does smell pretty good"
>"SEE I TOLD YOU!" she puts her pants back on and we never speak of it again, but HOLY FUCK do I use that memory as my go-to default fap
ITT The first time you saw a pussy IRL
At birth. Was my mom's. Shit was cash
Where'd everyone go?
>Walk into thread
>See OP
>What a pussy!
To better threads
I wish I knew where I could find more of this girl, all I've ever been able to find is an old "Mentos porn spoof" vid, but oh my god I would DESTROY her pussy
fuck thats hot. bump
That's hurtful user, here, have a pussy
I don't want this thread to die, so if I need to I'm gonna start posting some of the stories from the lat thread
Mods
>growing up with autistic sister
>she'll just randomly walk around the house in just a tank top w/o bottoms and openly rub herself in front of company
>mom and dad try to tell her to only do it in private but "lol she's autistic so she can't help it"
>mfw I've watched my sister casually jill off around the house more times than I can count
C...can we..?
...
>she keeps sticking her hand down her pants and smelling her fingers
no she didn't
shut up
thread over
>be only white kid in all black neighborhood
>black girls on the playground always used to pull me aside to do "show me your's I'll show you mine"
>they always used to think my dick was weird cause "Oh muh gah, user! Your dick is like all pink n' shit!"
>I probably saw like 5 or 6 different black girl pussies before I was 13
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When I was in highschool, there used to be a girl in our group of friends that used to seem to come up with excuses to show us her pussy. I saw her's before I even saw the girl I was dating at the time.
>be 15-16yr olds
>me and two other guys hanging with my gf and this girl
>we'd be playing mario kart or mario party and she would just randomly start talking about it
>"I shaved a star in my pubes, wanna see!"
>she'd show us
>"I'm so hot, user. You guys mind if I'm naked?"
>we'd lose mini games cause we'd keep side glancing her pussy
>"I can fit a banana in my pussy lol"
>prove it.jpg
>she would
>my friend's face when he got to eat the banana
>be me, 9 months old
>look towards my feet
>ZOMG! A pussy!
>dr cuts umbilical cord
>didn't see another one IRL for 5 more years
>Huge looser, first year uni
>Goto a rave with "friends", thinking I can experience "life"
>Flail around like a retard
>Thick older hippie chick latches onto me
>We go back to the dorm
>Thankfully only a hippie superficially; trimmed down below
>First time seeing a cunt face to pussy
>Meat curtains boys, dark lips, roast beefy kind
>Dont give a shit, I fuck it
>Being a virgin I nut faster than sanic
>Being a "hippy" she wants to cum
>Convinces me to go down on her
>I didn't really know any better, figured quid pro quo was just what you did
>I lost my virginity and ate a cream-pie in the same night...
>in line at anime convention
>girl walks by in schoolgirl outfit holding sign that says "WILL HENTAI FOR POCKY"
>guy next to us in line decides to call her bluff and gives her a thing of pocky
>she sits on the floor, spreads her legs and lifts her skirt
>NO FUCKING PANTIES
>she just looks at the guy with a stone face and starts rubbing her clit like she was playing the banjo
>security starts walking over and she gets up and runs off
>all of us at the end of the line just silent in awe of what the fuck just happened
I'm guessing she eventually got caught, cause now our con isn't aloud to have soliciting "WILL ___ FOR ___" signs
Dafuq is pocky?
Weaboo snacks nigga
Japanese candy, most cons don't allow food these days though
My older female cousins used to hold me down and make me smell their pussys cause they thought they were being gross. Using kid logic I used to do what you'd do when a kid would put their hand over your mouth and lick their hand... Only, ya know, it was their pussy. We didn't know what we were doing, but now I can say I've licked my cousin's pussy.
Mine is kinda weird but okay
>around 9-10ish
>friends with girl around same age
>sleepover at girls house! We watch horror movies on VHS while her folks get drunk and fall asleep in living room
>get curious about all the sex in the horror movies
>girl says to go to her room to play
>I'm grabbing her bucket of legos
>I turn around and she's taking off her pajamas
>this isn't legos
>she is now naked and teases me to get naked with her
>nervous at first but I do
>we spend a while just looking and touching eachother's privates
>I don't remember how but this somehow leads to us playing games with the lego people and our privates
>I have the little lego people explore her pussy by putting them inside her
>she thinks this is hilarious
>I probably put 2-3 lego dudes in her pussy
>...we can't get them out
>panic
>we wake up her dad and explain what happened
>he flips his drunken shit, waking up her mom. He explains what happened to mom.
>I remember a lot of yelling
>mom goes in bathroom with daughter a long time
>I awkwardly sit through a drunk lecture about not touching girls down there
>mom rescues the lego men from the cave
>I sleep in living room and go home in morning
>I am never aloud to sleepover again
kek
...
I've posted my story in other threads, but here you go
>be 14
>my 12 year old sister has friends over for slumber party
>they all fall asleep in tv room watching Ace Ventura
>hot summer night, they are all in loose shorts/just panties and t-shirts
>my time is now
>that night I saw/touched my 1st through 5th pussys by the dim glow of tv static
>went back to my room and beat off harder than I had ever had before
For some reason this is an oddly cozy memory for me, like I remember how I felt more than what their pussys looked like or anything
Age 13. Volunteered at a state hospital for the day. Female potato ward. Big gross hairy gash everywhere. Then me and my friend got to each take a potato for a bike ride on a 3 wheel adult tricycle w pitato in the basket.
I saw my first pussy on a dead woman with the medic
Sad life as a virgin cop
But did you fuck
babies dont have proper vision until 6 months
born totally blind
for real?... did you..?
>please greentext back
I was 18
First girlfriend
Indian
No shave
Bush as black as my soul, the size of a full bunch of broccoli florets
Smelled like piss
It was disgusting
She shaved it fully from then on, and that pussy was glorious
>when I was a kid I used to play with a girl and her sister on our street.
>one day go over their house and play in the back yard
>their dad comes out back
>"You know if you kids wanna use the pool you can!"
>tell him I don't have bathing suit
>"Haha that's okay! You don't need one!"
>me and the two girls swim naked in the pool while the dad watches us
>I remember I kept dunking my head under to see their pussies cause it was different
>after we swim we lay naked on towels and watch cartoon network
In hindsight I think their dad was a pedophile
i dunno how old i was but it had to be single digits and it was my mom's friend's daughter
sat in a closet and showed each other the goods for fun
I used to live next door to a chubby asian girl that I'd let borrow super nintendo games in exchange for letting me see/touch her pussy
Pretty fucking nice
I didnt see my first pussy till I was in college.
>walk into party
>"Hey user! We got Just Dance going in the living room of you wanna play!"
>sounds lame but might be worth a chuckle
>go into living room
>two people playing and random fat girl is naked, masturbating on the couch like no big deal
>"Oh! user, this is Kendra!"
>she stops to shake my hand with one hand while still rubbing with the other "Hi! Nice to meet you!"
>Same!
>I sit on end of couch while she just keeps going to town with one leg over the back of the couch and the other two people play Just Dance
>better than expected.png
A girl called Alison we were about 5/6 we were friends anyways in school but whenever she came over with her mom to mine, we would disappear into the bedroom and hide in the cupboard.
Started with just flashing each other then turned into heavy petting, poking and prodding around. I member showing her how I could roll my foreskin back. She used to love that and would do it to me. So first HJ I suppose.
She would get some pencil looking thing (big oversized plastic pen from a fair or carnival of sorts) and show me how there was a hole up there. She took a good 2-3 inch before she stopped.
Her mom and mine fell out, but we carried this on pretty much until we left school.
lmao that's sad, should've challenged her into a Mario kart race, win ( since you're male you have to win ) and don't even acknowledge the thot ever again
>be 14
>dating qt mixed girl
>both in band
>win competition
>get back on bus
>parked under streetlight
>pull her loose gym shorts and panties aside
>used to fap to that memory all the time
>now sad
>pic related
>we dated into college and this picture was taken when both of us were legal
threw up in my mouth
There is/was something very wrong with ya dick, user.
Looks like a normal dick to me.
Clearly, you haven't seen enough dicks.
thats a normal dick
>this faggot hasnt seen enough dicks
>be 9
>play with neighbor girl constantly.
>shes a wild child always running jumping and flipping over things.
>she enjoys doing cartwheels which comes with a pantyflash up top and her shirt falling down at the bottom.
>she knows I stare at her and doesnt care. Enjoys it even.
>one day she is letting me watch her light blue panties and up her shirt to see her non existant boobs as she cartwheels
>she walks inside, back out and does a flip.
>NO PANTIES. She took them off when she went inside.
>she flips again, then climbs to the top of the play set. Sits on slide, knees bent.
>start to get hard. Really hurts with tighty whiteys.
>she slides down, and her dress goes up.
>she lands, looks at me staring at her, giggles and goes back up the sllide to do it again
n highschool probably 15-16, a girl in my friend circle showed me her's
>"user can you keep a secret"
>"Sure"
>"okay if I ask you to do something kinda sexual you have to promise not to tell anyone"
>the sexual thing came out of left field but color me intrigued
>"I need to ask your opinion on something"
>"okay?"
>"I need to know of my pussy... Looks okay?"
>"...okay???"
>after some more awkward back and forth we go into her bathroom where she sits on the toilet and shows me her pussy
>she has the biggest clit I have ever seen.
>it's like a tiny dick sticking out of her pussy
>it is also the hottest fucking thing I have ever seen
>"Does it look weird?"
>I mean, it's certainly unique but I wouldn't turn it down!
I still have never seen another pussy in my life that looked like it. I wonder if she was intersex or something, but GOD DAMMIT I wish I had the courage to eat her out back then
Honestly used to think that myself, but none of the girls I've been with have seemed to notice/care. I've been tested and I have no STDs or STIs. Dunno what they are tbh.
I can't imagine how great it must be to see a pussy for the very first time IRL when you're sexually grown and untouched by porn, like that must be very rare today but damn your brain must go fireworks
Still haven't.
this
Me and girl my mom used to watch did stuff together. Don't remember how young we were but pretty young. I remember the first time she stole some of my mom's make-up and for some reason we got naked and put it on eachother. I remember I colored on her vulva with lipstick and she did the same to my foreskin. And I remeber putting everything back so my mom wouldn't get mad, but if that's true that means my mom used lipstick that's been all over our junk.
Dunno how I feel about that.
23 almost 24, still N/A
>be 13
>playing vidya on ps2 with girl from apartment next door that was a little younger than me
>game makes the controller rumble like crazy
>"This feels so weird!"
>we go back and forth holding the rumble controller and tickling eachother on the back of eachother's necks, armpits, and between the legs
>holy shit that feels good
>she laughs cause I'm pitching a tent
>I hold it between her legs more and we wrestle a bit and after more crotch vibrations she asks "Why is your thing hard? Can I see it?"
>I show her
>she holds the controller on my bare cock
>HOLY SHIT THIS FEELS AMAZING
>"Let me try!"
>she takes off her panties and pulls her skirt back and holds the controller on her pussy
>she keeps making it vibrate and holding it there for a while
>she's biting her lip
>curling her toes
>she holds it against her crotch HARD and shakes a buch while breathing heavy
>holy shit I just watched a girl have her first orgasm
Went lake swimming when I was 12, somehow ended up swimming into a family skinny dipping. They were super friendly and even though I was nervous as all hell to be around the mom sunbathing with her bush out and their daughter around my age floating on her back with her puffy nipples sticking up, I played it cool enough to just swim around with them and do what I could to burn the memory of their bodies into my mind
Was 14 and walked in on my mom's friend's daughter masturbating by accident. She didn't even stop, or act suprised, she just looked at me, smiled, and kept going.
You'd think it was hot, but she more or less looked like the girl in this picture. So if you find fat redneck weirdo girls hot, well there ya go.
Qt red head girl and I did "show me yours so you mine" in the woods behind my house. We sat on the rocks, and she covered her pussy with her hands while I did my best to hide mine with my hands.
>show eachother on the count of 3?
>one... two... THREE!
>We move our hands
>I will forever remember this ginger girl with freckles and braces. Her pale puffy pussy looked beautiful in the warm sunlight. One of my favorite precious memories.
>she looks at my cock
>"Haha wow your thing looks weird, user"
F-f-fuck you Rebecca ;-;
Ain't never seen no pussy, girls keep turning the lights off :(
I was saw my sister coming out of the shower naked. Tons of pubes, I tell ya.
Had a weeaboo gf, and we used to download hentai off limewire back in the day. We watch Bible Black and get to the scene when the girl jills off and squirts all over her classmates
>I crack up
>"Wtf!? Did her pussy explode!? Who's pussy does that!?"
>gf is quiet and hides her face behind pillow
>I say "what is it?"
>She squirms and says "...Mine does that"
>WHAT!?
>After I beg her she lets me see as long as I promise to not tell anyone
>I sit and have a raging hard on as I watch her put a towel down on her bed and she gets comfortable, lays back and shows me how she masturbates with a small vibrator
>her pussy is shaved except for a tuft at the top and I can't take my eyes off it as she starts tensing up, pushing her hips forward, and looks like she's about to cry when her pussy shoots out a little squirt of liquid. She does this probably three more times before she lays back and looks at me
>"See? I told you so."
It wasn't like in the hentai, but it was enough for me. And fast forward 7 years later after promising her to keep it a secret here I am on Sup Forums telling the internet.
all of these stories are fake and I'm certain real life pussy doesn't exist.
you saw the best kind of pussy, hairy is great
>be 6 and cousin is also 6
>one of us says some shit about how girls and guys have different things in their pants
>lol wtf lemme see
>ask why it doesn't look like a penis and say it looks weird lol
>uncle finds us during this
thats about it lol.
When I was a kid my mom and sisters were never allowed to wear clothes at home so I saw them naked all the time. Saw dad finger my sisters too.
My mum forced me to suck her pussy after school when she divorced my dad. Worst days of my life.
>this isn't legos
Fuckin lol
Fordyce spots.