so srs question Sup Forums...
director tells you "you're up, jump in"... do you jump in center elbow-to-elbow with the dude ramming away on the left, or do you go for the right and start plowing the chick munching on cock where you got a dude standing in front of you...
srsly, wat do in this scenario
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Ask the director where he wants me, cinematography is important you witless fuck.
he let's you decide, dumbass, that's the point of this thread
I think the urinal law applies here. You have to leave one open between bros. It's a little awkward to have a guy across from you, sure. But there's no rule against it.
Then he's a shit director and this is a shit production too substandard and low brow for my superior aesthetic perfection to be associated with.
start ramming the guy in the ass, obviously
center. I have anchored looking at my blue towel in my room as an orgasm control technique for the past couple of years
Alpha chad pisses in the same urinal as the omega fag ahead of him bro.
push the girl munching on cock off the table and take her place. Then smack my ass to have the dude on the far left to start the spit roasting.
Next question.
Only acceptable answer
Balls deep in the middle chick, elbow deep in the dude.
This isn't even a real question. Stop being a fag.
Center.
And here's why boys.
On the left you are fucking a guys ass. (not my thing)
On the right you have to match the rhythm of the blowjob or you and him are not going to enjoy it. Looking out for the bro.
The center is ready and waiting. Only move when one or the other moves.
Can I get some sauce, while we're still debating?
Bend the dude over the chick and bump the movie up a couple notches
OP was told to go in and decided to wait for Sup Forums's opinion on how to look least gay.
You have to hit the middle and place finger in the girl to the right.
>This isn't even a real question
Its actually a roarshack test for faggotry on Sup Forums. Non-faggots can't help but focus on which which, while the real homo's make jokes about doing the dude. Good to see we have more straights than homo's here. Real question is do you go for chicks or the dudes.. you see? Subtle psychology at play here.
yeah, that is totally how it works
I suspect this is a scenario neither of us are ever going to have to worry about, OP.
Other side get both the bitches sucking your dick
This. Which is why the dudes butt is the right for b
Psy-Sup Forums over here playing internet therapist
I tackle the director and begin face-fucking him like a rabid beast while all 5 pornstars look on in horror at actual rape.
u choose the middle chick so u can finger his ass hole wile u stare the guy getting the bj in the eyes.
there is nothing gay about fucking some guy in the ass you retard
being fucked in the ass however is pretty gay as OP himself will attest to I'm sure
I'd go for the right whilst maintining eye contact with the dude in front of me. Hopefully he'll get the hint and move to have his dick sucked by the middle girl. if not then whatever; I'd break eye contact out of courtesy and the girl is going to start giving a shit blowjob as her head is being pushed forward by my thrusting. If she's a pro deep-throater then maybe this won't be a problem
saaaaying all that, I love the look of middle girls pussy so yeah fuck everything and let's go for that one. final answer
I give everyone aids
Perfect
I 2 stroke the center one, balls deep, and shoot my cum. 9 months later we have a baby and live in a house together in Redondo Beach that we buy together with her preggo fetish porn. Once her body is back in shape, she starts doing porn again for $1000 a day.