Dubs decides what I write. I'm a Swede so I'll translation everything

Dubs decides what I write. I'm a Swede so I'll translation everything

jag villa knulla dig

translate*
sorry autocorrect

I'd drag my balls through 100,000 miles of AIDS infested syringes and rusty screws just to lick the hand of the doctor that delivered you.

dubs have spoken translation everything it is

also is that some brit on holiday or part of the local flora/fauna as she looks a lil overcooked

Why'd you want to match with an ogre like that?

Elsa is a pretty common swedish name so prolly not

can my dad and i come over and fuck your fat ass?

I just rightswipe everything when I'm drunk. I have hotter matches but I'm not letting you fuck those up for me

tjenare kexet sitter du här och horar?

what does that mean?

Elsa why do you look like a potato?

It means shut the fuck up ameritard

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your head is round as football
But I still wanna fuck you in the poopoo

Aint nothing like my tranny cock

rosor är röda
dig vill jag döda
så att vi kan ha sex

faggot im from germany so i can guess what it means but i dont know it exactly.

omrullning

it means heil hitler kill all jews with the gas now pls

oh so you are just a jew who survived.

im an immigrant.

om-omrullning

yes and you are my son you swedish cuck

Är du en skola? För jag vill skjuta barn i dig!

om-om-omrullning

Winrar

VINNARE KAMraTEr!!1!

Dubs decided!

OP DELIVER U NIGGER

Don't know how to reply to specific posts on my phone

ARe you a virgin?

re roll

Dubs decides next message as well and we'll continue in that order

re rolllll

translate it fag

roll for
>I'm a girl btw

rollerino

Är du skjuta ett barn för jag är en skola

det är väl bara att knulla? det är ju inte som om att du gifter dig med nån bara för att ni har pökat!

You look like you have just won the chromosome lottery

Älskar du mig även fast jag hatar muslimer?

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you

Translation please?

Visa pattarna! CHALLALALALLALA! Visa pattarna CHALALLLALLALA!

om-om-om-omrullning

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids in you.

ge upp jävla utböling! auto correct går bara åt helvete!

Röstar du också SD?

3 posts in a row in the same thread... not seen that before.

I think this beats dubs, and you should post them all OP

roller

sieg heil

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot children in you!

Pizza gate is real

vad händer då? jag är arbetslös, ska man koka lite kaffe?

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Jag kan vara din Pekka-Eric Auvinen, jag gillar långa promenader och är en kille som skjuter ifrån höften

Är du oskuld? Jag är muslim så får inte gifta mig med nån som haft sex

guld

ROLL KOMIGEN

säger jänkaren själv, ha!

I could write this but I'm not sure she'll get the reference

This

write looks retarded

Wow that's fuckin crazy, I've never seen that either.

Is your family muslim because you look half goat

KNULLA HENNE BARA FÖR FAN! ELLER GE UPP OCH DRA EN RUNK!

hej vill du knulla?

I'll write this. Sorry to previous dubs but there's no way she'll get the message without googling it

HEJ!! VILL DU KNULLAAAAAAA!!!???

RIP, förmodligen inte, men mycket roligare

but don't worry, i like goats. I'm fucking one right now.

Two "are you" posts in a row is weird though and won't further the conversation

Indeed!

This is true. Should I write it or not?

Nah, it will be like 2 pick up lines in a row

Fuck it. Give me something that'll advance the convo instead. She just liked my message btw

Gillar du rollspel?

This reminds me of the time when i was shot in school and then forgot how to die.

vil do paka bajs med mey?

Nog med prat, ska vi ses? Jag har en del planer för dig och mig, finns bland annat ett kontrakt jag vill att du skriver på

Elsa? One time i will be the one who gives birth to yor children.

WinRAR

youre fat and ugly but im in desperate need of fucking something living

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jeg er dansk

This was kinda supbar imo but I have to keep the thread going. I changed it to "I'll birth your child some day" as to not look like a retard but I just noticed I made a typo. Her answer was" Haha really?"

Vad sägs om att träffas? Jag är i desperat behov av att "prata" med någon levande

If you're willing to breed me that is ;)

You must be soaking wet just hearing about what I'm going to do you ;)

smells like half six

Iam kinda wierd.. I would love to watch you have sex with other people :S

since op got dubs he should write what the post below said

I have fantasies about molesting our future children.

Fuck. Third dubs I got in this thread so far

Vill du ses så kan du få suga på mina nipples medans jag har kuken i en tajt bur? ;)

Har en bur hemma som behöver någon som sover i den, är det något du är intresserad av? ;)