Can I buy a 65cm sex doll in the uk or does the government think they are child sex dolls or some shit...

Can I buy a 65cm sex doll in the uk or does the government think they are child sex dolls or some shit. Asking since they're the only ones I can afford

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buysexdoll.co.uk/doll/big-booty-sex-doll-full-body-sex-doll-real-love-sex-dolls-misa-100cm/
the-doll-house.com/purchase-buy-wm-dolls-love-doll-sex-doll-tpe-uk-virginie.html#7be31c97a59afdbea008452f6b755d5f
tvlicensing.co.uk/about/foi-legal-framework-AB16
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If it looks like that, nobody will give a shit

the-doll-house.com is UK based, so if it's not there then I think you have your answer.

Got a link? Preferably for one that looks like an adult but not gigantic and takes up a lot of room. Probably going to fuck it while using VR.

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If from the US I would recommend reallovesexdolls.com

buysexdoll.co.uk/doll/big-booty-sex-doll-full-body-sex-doll-real-love-sex-dolls-misa-100cm/
This is the site I was looking at but I'm not sure if it's legit

Heck, if anyone has any questions about sex dolls I'm going to monitor this thread.

If it's not listed on dollforum.com I would be skeptical.

how long before the sex doll begins to show signs of use like tearing and cracking?

Careful, a guy got jail time in the UK a month or two ago for importing a too-young doll.

I am looking for a small mastrubator/doll. Maybe something with the depth and quality of a fleshlight and a more visual aesthetic than a tube. Titties that bounce or an was and legs don't even care about a head. But that would be ideal.

Yea I saw in the news tab of google, reason I made the thread tbf

What's the cheapest but good(ish) quality sex doll in the uk (silicone type not blow up)

The UK is such a sorry sack of shit. Don't forget to pay your TV tax, faggots.

Don't need a tv licence if you don't watch the bbc, haven't payed the tax in years

Depends on how much you use it and take care of it. Could be as little as months or as long as years. Also depends a little on material. I think silicone usually lasts a little longer than TPE, but that might have changed.

If you want titty bounce then I'd recommend you go for something made of TPE. It's softer than silicone and the effects are nice. Make sure whether you want it small or not though. The bigger, the more dead weight, the smaller the less realistic. etc

We'll be OK when we have Brexit, Britain will be Great again!

holy shit nigger they have TV tax? jesus christ

Mmm yeah you do, any TV set, doesn't have to be that you watch the BBC. But the chances of getting caught are minimal. But not zero. If you're TV is visible from the street or door and they send someone round you're fucked.

Only if you watch the bbc

why don't fucks just nominate a sex toy who gives a shit what's in charge its what you want anyway.

Interesting

the-doll-house.com/purchase-buy-wm-dolls-love-doll-sex-doll-tpe-uk-virginie.html#7be31c97a59afdbea008452f6b755d5f

tvlicensing.co.uk/about/foi-legal-framework-AB16

Yup. It's called the TV License and it's a great British institution. Like shitty service from govt departments, and not complaining.

so, you're telling me that these faggots are not only financially cucked by their government they willingly watch BBC on television. All sorts of cuckoldry going on in that shithole we seceded from. Kill yourselves chaps.

>tvlicensing.co.uk/about/foi-legal-framework-AB16

Thanks, I was too lazy to find it, here's the relevant part, my capitalisation:
"It is an offence to watch or record television programmes as they are being shown ON ANY CHANNEL and on any broadcast platform (terrestrial, satellite, cable and the internet) or download or watch BBC programmes on demand, including catch up TV, on BBC iPlayer without a valid TV Licence."

Tbf tv is trash, rather play a game than sit around for an hour watching retards

Bullshit.

It's any tv receiving equipment that enables the viewing or recording of live broadcast tv. The fuckers covered all bases a long time ago.

Eh still haven't payed the tax, still don't plan too

Hahaha! They live literally up the road from me. I can order one and pick it up directly from them without fear of shitty customs and postal service calling the cops.

Are there any dolls made with decently sized ass cheeks?

Big ass cheeks? but not comically big?

Maybe. If you scroll down on

I must have autism. I can't find it.

when you buy a big tits version i dont see any problems. It is only a child if it looks like a child.

(no uk citzen)

Bottom of the front page. Thick and juicy, or so it says.

Best way to hide a 75cm doll when you still live with parents?

I want the Virginie doll 135cm with A-cup breasts. Do you think they will take my order? :)

what's the inside of the pussy like?

are they all just one design or can I get like, fleshlight options going on in there.

You can get inserts. I would recommend that. Makes cleaning easier.

None of these child like dolls are worth it. Furthermore if you have an ounce of decency in your mind you will find it very hard to keep an erection around one. Your brain just clicks and says the size and shape is wrong and shuts you down. That is unless you have pedophile tendencies.

hebephiles.

also necrophile because it doesn't talk or move.

and it's cold.

just like a corpse.

I love it. I'm buying 3 asap.

welcome to Sup Forums

We are Sup Forums you nigger loving moralfag

get raped and die slow of nigger aids

If I where a nigger lover as you say, I would not be moral as well. I have one of these things and I speak from experience. Unless you are a deviant you will not be able to maintain and erection in one. Guess it just shows who really needs to kill themselves around here. Obviously if you can stay hard in one of these dolls then you have nothing of worth to contribute to this world or society.

Just because people like rapeplay doesn't mean they actually like rape.

Learn to separate fiction from reality.

Fantasy is just about the fantasy. If not we'd all be playing CoD IRL.

So... does anyone know where to get OP's doll from the picture or nah?

holy shit those inserts look terrible

I think I'll just stick to my fleshlight.

thanks tho user.

see

Just start looking up midget porn. Buy some midget porn mags and dvds. Get a T-Shirt that says "I direct midget porn!" or a blue shirt that says "This shirt is only blue when I'm thinking about midgets!"

That way, if they arrest you, you can be all like "Narr officer, I'm not a filthy pedo! I just like midgets is all!"

They are all over Ebay you shitwad.

Better to get from a vendor or manufacturer. Especially one recommended on dollforum.com

Don't really know what you'll get otherwise.