Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Drop to my knees and kiss her feet.

get out of my room you deranged, nazi barbie

order her to make my bed before she leaves

tell OP to stop making stupid threads

>Wat do???

Sit her on my bed.
Pull out my guitar.
Teach her some chords and strumming techniques
so she doesn't have to fake it anymore
while the studio musician works his ass off in the background.

Precisely this

Wake up because I would be dreaming since I'm horribly disfigured and no woman would ever love me.

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You'd walk into her again you retard....

Tell him I don't fuck with lying dyke coal burners.

Explain disfigured

My bad, i meant 720 degrees.

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GTFO newfag

ask her for money :)

Wonder why that psycho is in my house, kick her out and then wait for a song to be written about me how I was a mysterious guy that somehow ended up breaking her hurt.

Probably be very confused, get her to leave and if there is any problem call the police.

trolled

Get on my knees thank my goddess for visiting me and ask what she wants me to do

Loser family member fucked up one of my eyes when I was two years old. This was in the dark ages of medicine when doctors were barbarians. Nothing good came from it. Constant pain my whole life. Fucking ugly as fuck. No chance for happiness.

I'd make her eat soup

so youre missing one eye?

being ugly is one thing but missing one eye is not "horribly disfigured"

anyway, bowl of eggs is my answer

Get on my knees and start sucking her huge uncut meaty cock.

>take another shot

Post pic asshole

Nigga put a eyepatch on you'd look like a fucking pirate that's tight as shit.

Goddit beta male,enough with this gay ass thread

No it's still there. What's left of it anyway. With all sorts of atrophy and pain. I'm trying to get healthy enough to get it removed to stop the pain -- decades of wanting to die haven't been helpful.

Get that tranny out of my fucking house
But not before robbing her.

Ask her where to find Emma Stone.

Who's the newfag now aye

while that does sound sickening cant you just wear an eyepatch?

you should post a pic of it dude

You folks are so awesome. Every time I bring it up (which is rare), people like you always managed to make me smile and feel better. Thanks!

cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not
either way im sorry your eye is fucked up, sounds tough

you should show us what it looks like

Demand she makes me a sandwich

Not sarcastic. I always forget about the eye patches. :)

cool, try to stay up and keep that good mood
for srs i almost wish i had an excuse to wear an eyepatch theyre just so fuckin rad

this isnt the pic i wanted to use, gotta go make a screenshot of the one i want

You guys are the newfags, he just pretended to be retarded. Get bamboozled.

Start breakdancing

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tell her this was only a 1 night thing... but if shes down for another round fine but nothing emotional...

Bazinga.

Ask her if selena gomez is here

Trollception,
or is it?

Is the joke on me?